So I just stumbled upon this guy's website (observe the nipple rings) and I'm thinking to myself, "That's exactly why I don't go to Busch Stadium. I always sit next to someone like this."
But then my second thought was, wait a second, could this guy be more of an embarrassment to Cardinals Nation than the "Get a Brain Morans" guy?
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Bonus Material: Read Die Hard's incredible story of how he got into a drunken brawl with Cubs fans at Wrigley Field.
Hat tip to WalkOffWalk.com.