Sex is Incredible at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

Oct 23, 2012 at 11:15 am

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The Fighting Illini don't need to fight to get these

The Daily Beast is out with another list.

This particular one ranks the quality of sexual-health services at America's colleges and universities.

Guess who's Number One? The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign!

Here's why:
Each school got a 1 out of 10 ranking in various categories. The fighting Illini scored thusly:

Availability of Contraceptives: 7 out of 10
Availability of Condoms: 10 out of 10
STD Testing: 8 out of 10
Outreach Programs: 10 out of 10
Sexual Assault Services: 8 out of 10

Lots of condoms. Lots of outreach. (The two go hand-in-hand, don't they so to speak?)

It's nice to know that at least somewhere, someone is having safe sex.

Make that any kind of sex.

Sigh.

[Depression]