Street Talk 2.0: What Would Your Stripper Name Be?

Sex addiction seems to be all over the news. From Tiger Woods to the revelation that Jesse James, husband of Academy Award-winning actress Sandra Bullock, cheated on her with a stripper. And, as mentioned earlier on Daily RFT, the NCAA Midwest Regional tournament is in town, and strip clubs are expecting to see a spike in customers.

With all this stripper talk, we decided to head out in the Delmar Loop and ask people what their stripper names would be.

We used this trusted formula: name of first pet + first street you lived on = stripper name.


Stripper name: Bubbles Ulena
Leah Biesboer from St. Louis

Stripper name: Jazzmin Mallory
Sonia Kalathiveetil from Chicago, Illinois

Stripper name: Bert Greenmount
Evan Ely from Benton Park

Stripper name: Sophie Sarawood
Chelsey Olivastro from St. Louis

Stripper name: Showy Brookwood
Sam House from St. Charles