This is a medium-sized post, so it wouldn't make the cut.
Here -- in no specific order -- are the ten most popular posts of '09.
Please consider this list 100% accurate, barring any huge breaking-news stories between now and the end of the year, which, like the troubles of former state Sen. Jeff Smith or Kurt Greenbaum, or the wackiness of state Rep. Cynthia Davis, you'll be sure to read about here.
We determined the popularity of our posts using the following formula:
(pageviews)(number of tweets) + number of angry calls from public officials
Actual mentions by real people talking to each other face-to-face.
Actual mentions by real people talking to each other face-to-face.
Now, without further ado, your ten most popular posts of 2009:
A local haunted house -- The Darkness in Soulard -- again made the top five for scariest haunted houses in 2009, according to a group that ranks such emporiums of fake blood and dead babies.
Jefferson County Sheriff Oliver "Glenn" Boyer reported in September that 40-year-old James Looney accidentally shot himself to death last Friday, September 18, while teaching his girlfriend a lesson on firearm safety. Looney's teaching method involved him placing the gun to his head and asking his girlfriend if the gun would go off.
Was the novelty shop where the robber buys his clothes all out of t-shirts that say: "Bank Robber"?
The band director at Sedalia, Missouri's Smith-Cotton High School got in hot water for making T-shirts that depict primates evolving into man. The shirts -- based on the popular illustration above -- were designed to promote the band's fall program, "Brass Evolutions," that explores how brass instruments have changed from the 1960s to today.
A former Anheuser-Busch executive filed a lawsuit claiming her former employer discriminated against her based upon her gender, saying the company facilitated a "locker room and frat party atmosphere" that works against female employees. Could she have used these ads to help make her case?
Video: I'm So Sorry Mr. Policeman For Saying You Were Getting Blowjobs in the Bathroom
Cassandra (a.k.a. Cassidy) Harris essentially says this in a video apology to St. Louis police officer Michael Haman.
