[VIDEO] Classy Cubs Fan Mimics a Double-Barrel Blowjob on TV, Gets Ejected

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Stay classy, Cubs fans!

This occurred late Monday night, after a 3.5-hour rain delay at Wrigley Field caused the Cubs game against the Pirates to stretch well past midnight.

At which point, in the ninth inning, we all got a refreshing taste of typical Cubs-fan behavior.

We loved the conclusion reached yesterday by Deadspin writer Timothy Burke:

His stunt isn't the most shocking part of all this, though; that we received multiple tips from people watching the ninth inning of a 3-0 Pirates-Cubs game in the early morning hours is.

Here's the vid: