We value our brains and avoid feeding them to undead creatures. Thus Daily RFT decided not to enter the Run for Your Lives 5k last Saturday in Wright City.
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But a contestant apparently ran the race with a head-cam, and has since uploaded the footage to YouTube.
So now you can get a little taste of what it was like.
As far as we can tell, the zombies caused a few bottlenecks, and don't seem as terrifying on a gorgeous sunny day. However, runners were cutting, twisting and clearly going balls-out.
Our favorite dude sported a tee-shirt: "Will kill zombies for beer." After obstacles such as a foggy building, a wall climb and two different mud pits, he'd certainly earned a cold one.