Jesse "The Body" Ventura sniffs around Ozarks, smells mayhem
There's a lot going on in that headline, because -- some believe -- there's a lot going on in the Ozarks. Like, a lot.
Namely, that a secret network of global puppet-masters known as the Illuminati are building a vast bunker in the caves underneath a fortified mega-mansion near Ozark, Missouri, to shield themselves once they've triggered World War III and the collapse of civilization.
That's an extraordinary claim. To investigate it, you need an extraordinarily skeptical mind. Naturally, TruTV has chosen Jesse Ventura.
Jesse Ventura is a Navy veteran, former pro wrestler, former Minnesota
governor, and now, conspiracy investigator. He has a show on TruTV
called "Conspiracy Theory." It's about conspiracies.
We
won't give too much away, because it's way more fun to actually watch it. But we will tell you this: One of the members of Ventura's
team is Sean Stone, son of Oliver Stone. He claims that he's been
contacted by an Illuminati insider.
This contact turns out to be a woman named Lisa, who is a Cherokee Indian. She walks around with a horse. They meet in the woods, in the dark, and have an unironic conversation.