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  • Ari Kytsya’s Collab With Camilla Araujo is Not All “Gravy”

    Ari Kytsya’s Collab With Camilla Araujo is Not All “Gravy”

    Ari Kytsya has been posting some fire collabs lately. Urban Decay. Playboy. Every cutesy reel with her golden retriever rapper boyfriend, Yung Gravy.

     

    We’re thrilled to see an OF creator’s star rise on mainstream vanilla collabs. Of course, Ari isn’t known only for her makeup looks and cheeky Instagram content. As she loves to remind us: “I’m a bop, I’m a mattress actress.”

     

    Her latest collab on OnlyFans stars none other than Bop House’s Camilla Araujo. The many teaser reels leading up to the release of the collab suggested a steamy girl-girl interaction that leaves both of them breathless and sweaty with their eyelashes falling off. To add even more intrigue, the video is narrated by none other than Yung Gravy, who features in all the promo content on social media.

     

    I didn’t mince my words about Ari’s collab with Girthmasterr. And so when I got wind of this collab, I wasn’t exactly ready to pay to unlock the DM. Once teased, twice shy. 

     

    Fellow OF creator Unashamed Ash did the Lord’s work so we don’t have to. And she took to TikTok to critique the video, which is 8 minutes long and costs $45. In her words: They sold us champagne and served sparkling water. In a subsequent video, Ash backed down on her critique as she shot her shot to be Ari’s next collab – we’ll see. 

     

    Creators have the right to set their own pricing and determine what they will and won’t do. We’re not saying anything otherwise, and that’s not the point. We want to support our favorite creators, but we don’t want to feel gaslit, misled, or duped when their self-directed product doesn’t live up to their self-directed marketing. Our expectations don’t come from nowhere; they come from the creator’s own content. And when a single piece of content is priced much higher than access to an entire premium porn site for a whole month, it’s understandable that viewers would have buyer’s remorse. 

     

    Although “OnlyFans” is cultural shorthand for amateur porn, it’s understood that not everything on the platform is pornographic in nature – but Ari Kytsya brands herself that way. For a “mattress actress” whose Reels mention things like riding the jet ski with Yung Gravy while he’s fully inserted and the Pantone color of her pussy, it’s fair to suggest that fans expect that her most premium (read: expensive) content will be explicit. Her fake-surprise at the backlash seems to be another marketing tactic: make yourself look like the victim, and get the girlies in the comments to tell you to “charge your worth and ignore the haters.”

     

    Is Ari really worth the price she claims she is, or is she trying to make sure she can still flaunt the luxury lifestyle she flashes around on social media? Ari makes no bones about showing off everything she purchases for herself with the money coming in from her subscribers, but then turns around and consistently produces content that, to be frank, isn’t worth giving up two week’s worth of Starbucks orders. 

     

    There’s something else that rubs me wrong about Ari that I couldn’t put my finger on until I had that interaction with an acquaintance from high school. You know the one. Some girl you haven’t spoken to since the night of graduation who slides into your DMs with a “hey girl, I saw you were having a rough time, hope you’re ok! Anyhow, do you want to be your own boss? I have a great business opportunity for you!” and then regales you (willing listener or no) with tales of how much money she’s earned selling essential oils/nail wraps/fish eyelashes. Ari does the same thing, except what she’s hawking isn’t supplements. She’s selling other women — often teens— on the lifestyle that her OnlyFans is bankrolling, and she’s trying to make it look easy. Her target market? Women her age or younger. She’s only 24, and makeup tutorials are her thing, so her following is packed with impressionable teenagers. Teens are still forming their idea of what it means to be a human in the world. They haven’t lived long enough to understand that the internet is forever, and that an attempted career in adult content creation is something that will never go away. When they see this person whose makeup tutorials they love flaunting the lifestyle that they’ve funded from being a “mattress actress,” is it any wonder that so many teens are eagerly counting down the days until their 18th birthdays thinking they’ll make bank on day one? 

     

    To be clear, there is NOTHING WRONG with being an adult content creator. However, the decision to become one shouldn’t be presented as THE THING to do for easy money to young’ins whose brains are still being built in 3rd period geometry class. 

     

    We’re not in 2018 anymore, Ari. You can only cry “what do you expect, I’m an amateur!” after charging premium pricing for lackluster content so many times, while also trying to recruit minors who will join the moment they blow out the candles on their 18th birthday. Either put the work in to create content that is worth the price tag you’re putting on it, or the audience you were counting on bankrolling your career and lifestyle is going to bounce. 

  • The Best Arab OnlyFans Accounts With Hijab OnlyFans

    The Best Arab OnlyFans Accounts With Hijab OnlyFans

    The Best Arab OnlyFans Accounts With Hijab OnlyFans

    If you haven’t given any Arab OnlyFans accounts a try… why not? Arab content creators are SHOWING UP for their subscribers, and the results are simply *chef’s kiss*. So many gorgeous Arab content creators have put in the time and effort to create OnlyFans pages that are worth way more than the subscription fees that they’re charging.

    So many Arab OnlyFans pages are out there, ready for you to explore, but where should you start? Never to fear, our trusty team of reviewers have made the noble sacrifice of finding the best Arab content creators on OnlyFans for you to try out! Our reviewers are all regular guys with your typical 9-to-5, they just have a little extra time on their hands and are happy to do the work of helping to find the best quality content that OnlyFans has to offer.

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    The Arab OnlyFans Models We Reviewed

    1. Miss Meena: Pakistani MILF With Breasts To Write Home About

    This review was written by Bryce Canyon, and his standards are higher than a Marley fan on 4/20. He didn’t have enough time to really get into conversation with Miss Meena, but when he said that her pictures reminded him of popular 90’s porn stars, he means that his heart went all aflutter. Meena has certainly put in the time (and money) to make sure her body is one that you’ll be ready to pay the big bucks to see! Literally, her breasts are the kind of knockers that make you understand where the “melons” metaphor was born. She may keep the good stuff behind a hefty paywall, but she makes sure that it’s worth paying for.

    2. Habibti Salma: The Hijab OnlyFans Striptease You Never Knew You Were Missing

    Another review by Bryce, and he pulled no punches here either. Habibti Salma offers quite the menu of naughty content, and claims that squirting is her strongsuit. Bryce wasn’t so sure about that, but that was mostly because he wasn’t quite ready to cough up the money for the dirtier stuff that Habibti keeps behind a paywall. What she does offer that is absolutely mindblowing, is a hijab striptease where she keeps her face and hair hidden under her hijab and face covering, but lets you glimpse a few precious seconds of her beautiful body after she’s artfully undressed it for you. Her hijab stays firmly in place in all of her content, so if that’s what frosts your cake, Habibti is the page for you!

    3. Dalila: Your New Favorite Big Booty Hijab OnlyFans

    Confession: this review was written by yours truly. Can you blame me if I get tired of letting the guys have all the fun? I wanted to see what the fuss was about, and I came away more than a little fussed and ready to hand over my credit card. Azaharadalila has the kind of ass you could bounce quarters on were it not for that pesky screen in the way. Dalila can rock a hijab while trying on a new lingerie set for you (or her leathers… that almost did me in), and looks phenomenal in any and everything. Dalila still seems a bit new to OnlyFans, so I have high hopes that she’ll figure out the business side of things soon, so I can see more of that glorious backside.

    4. Aaliyah Yue: Young Arab Hottie Ready To Explore Her Sexuality

    You have to love a content creator who serves with enthusiasm, and @tinyarab certainly is that! Aaliyah is a 19-year-old content creator who is excited to connect with her sexuality, as apparently she’s been feeling a titch repressed. She’s a bit on the shy side, but she shows off everything but her full face as she shares daily explicit content. She offers B/G content, solo content, and is eager to let you hear her as she cums— which she does a LOT. She’s always tuned in to her DMs, and is eager for any NSFW images her subscribers want to share with her.

    5. Adriana: PhD By Day, Naughty Nympho By Night

    We love a content creator with beauty and brains, and @xlovelyadrianax certainly fits the bill! This PhD holding hottie runs one of the hottest pages on the internet, like whoa. She offers solo, B/G, G/G, anal, and group sex content, and has a wealth of content on her wall with her gorgeous ass cheeks (and pussy lips) spread wide. She’s shy, so you have to pay the price of admission for the privilege of seeing her face, but she also uploads daily, so it’s definitely worth the price tag.

    6. Mia Khalifa: She’s One Of OnlyFans Best For A Reason

    Yes. I did. And I have no regrets. THE Mia Khalifa was on my list of Arab accounts to assign, so obviously I called dibs. There’s a reason she’s one of the best of the best, and when I say that I wanted to curl up between her tits and fall asleep, I mean it. Her body is glorious, and she knows it. Her ass looks like you could eat off of it, and your snacks would thank you for the privilege. She regularly offers discounts, but be aware: she’s been in the industry for a while. She knows her worth.

    7. Sarah Arabic: Thicc, Big-Breasted Arab Queen

    Take it from me, this big titty queen knows what she has to offer. She offers B/G, G/G, JOI, Foot, and Finish content to all subscribers, and she pays close attention to her DMs… as long as you’re willing to pay for it. She offers post-sex interviews in her bonus materials, as well as custom video content that begins as low as $200 with a two-week ETA.

    8. Scarlett Rose: Award Winning Arab Goddess With Curves For Days

    Ok, we know that I’m a sucker for a good rack, right? Well, she got me. She wasn’t given an award for being a top creator in India for nothing, and her tits are definitley on the list of reasons her page was worthy of being noticed. She offers private pictures, behind the scenes footage, raw iPhone footage, hot work out videos, and so much more. Her free page isn’t a waste of your time, but if you’re wanting the really good stuff? She’s got a VIP page that is everything that you’re looking for.

    9. Naughty Hijab: Hijab Wearing Content Creator With A Gorgeous Rack

    Just because a content creator dresses modestly (for OnlyFans standards) doesn’t make her any less saucy! This hijab-wearing hottie may stay covered to her wrists, but she makes sure she’s always wearing something that shows of the shape of the most gorgeous set of DDs you’ve ever seen hidden by a skin-tight shirt. Every bit of skin that she chooses to share with her followers is that much more exciting because of how she keeps herself so covered, otherwise. The shape of her ass is a dream, and her face has got to be one of the prettiest I’ve ever seen. She’s just a doll!

    10. Pecinta: Sweet Hijab Wearing Hottie With The Face Of An Angel

    I never knew that I had a thing for gorgeous women wearing a hijab and a full face of makeup, and then there was Pecinta. She came dancing onto the screen, hijab firmly in place, and the way that she applies gloss to those perfect lips should be studied. She’s gorgeous, has the most perfect set of tits underneath that skin-tight top, and she’s always so eager to make sure that her subscribers have the best time.

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  • Trashy Annie on ‘Survivor’ – Because Apparently There’s Nothing She Can’t Do

    Trashy Annie on ‘Survivor’ – Because Apparently There’s Nothing She Can’t Do

    A few months ago, I got to introduce RFT readers to one of my favorite musicians and all-around Renaissance women, Annie Davis of Trashy Annie. This Austin-based musician continues to astound me with everything she does on and off stage, and today’s update just proves me right in my belief that there’s nothing she can’t do. CBS recently announced their cast for the 49th season, and Annie Davis is one of the cast members. But wait, there’s more! She’s also releasing a brand-new album a month later on October 31st.

    In case you missed my first article about Trashy Annie, she’s an outlaw alt-rocker who picked up a guitar and became a rock star in her 40s, because why the hell not? Her songs are anthems for those who recklessly pursue being themselves with open hearts and arms. “Born Pretty” is a fierce clapback for anyone who has ever felt like they’ve had to apologize for the way they look, and “Bama” is the soul song for anyone who’s ever had to remind their audience that the best way to support them is to just freaking pay them. Annie Davis chose the name Trashy Annie for the band as a whole when armchair critics tried to tell her that her get-up was too young and “trashy” for someone her age. Annie said “bet,” leaned into tutus and sequins even harder, and basically said, “thank you, this is mine now,” to the “trashy” allegations.

    I won’t rehash Annie’s journey to becoming a musician here; just know that she fought with her whole being for every last drop of musical knowledge and know-how you see in her onstage. She’s also a warrior in her own right and started competing in triathlons simply because she decided that putting it all on the line was the best way to learn how to swim. Annie’s the living, breathing embodiment of “do it scared.”

    Well, it’s a good thing Annie’s spent so much time learning to swim, bike, and run like a mountain goat on a mission, because she’s a cast member for season 49 of Survivor. Annie and her fellow castaways will compete in Fiji for the chance to win $1 million, and a strut across the stage this will not be. The castmates will be expected to, well, survive in a remote location with very few supplies provided to them. They’ll be in competition with one another but also expected to work together to keep going on the island. After every cycle of the game, there’s a meeting of the tribal council in which one cast member is voted off the island. The competition gets intense, and alliances get 30 different kinds of sticky. When it comes to Annie, though, I have no doubt that my iron-clad belief in her ability to adapt and make friends wherever she is will be proven valid. She doesn’t need sequined cat ears and a tutu to get people to listen to her — even if that is the way she presents on stage when not on the island.

    Because Annie Davis never does anything half-assed, the newest Trashy Annie album drops on October 31st. Happy Halloween to one and all — I will absolutely be streaming that bad boy from the minute my preferred streaming service (team Spotify, here) grants me access. Trashy Annie’s music never fails to leave me energized, feeling seen, and remembering what it feels like to be my truest self.

    So how do you think Annie will do on Survivor? I think she’ll do what she does with everything: jump in with both feet and figure it out as she goes, with the kind of strength and style that leaves everyone around her needing to pick their jaw up off the ground. We won’t know until season 49 airs, so tune in September 24th to watch Annie take Survivor by storm.

  • Kevin Slaten Did Not Take Show Cancellation Well; Gets Charged with Assault

    Kevin Slaten Did Not Take Show Cancellation Well; Gets Charged with Assault

    Slaten lives to explode another day.

    We should have known this didn’t go down quietly.

    A spokesman for the Webster Groves police department confirms that on November 12, they were called to the studios of KFNS AM-590 where they found longtime sports jockey Kevin Slaten in, shall we say, a bit of a state.

    “They’d just terminated his show,” explains Lieutenant Andy Miller.

    This is not Slaten’s first forcible exit from KFNS airwaves — read the saga of the first one here, which also explains why police getting called to his second ouster is no surprise. (If that’s not enough, would you like to hear him call the author of that piece a “liar, reptile of a writer”?)

    This time, Slaten’s show was cancelled over some racial remarks he made just after the election. He called black voters “bigoted” because they overwhelmingly voted for Barack Obama.

    “I think that black voters ought to be ashamed of themselves for voting that way because of race,” he said.

    The hammer fell on him hard. Slaten wasn’t technically an employee of the station, just an independent contractor, so he was told on November 12th that his show had been cancelled.

    That’s when things got ugly between Slaten and the director of technical operations, Scott Stout. Allegedly, Slaten started cursing Stout out, threatening him, and spit on him (the formal report isn’t ready yet, but the Post-Dispatch‘s Joe Holleman broke the story through a confirmation from Miller).

    Cops were called to calm things down. Slaten wasn’t arrested that day, but was charged with assault and turned himself into police earlier this week. He’s been released and is expected in court in January.

    Could a year cooling his heels in jail calm mighty Slaten down?

  • I found the freakiest Black Goth Girl on OnlyFans

    I found the freakiest Black Goth Girl on OnlyFans

    I absolutely love goth girls. More than that, I love Black and Latina goth girls. And even better than that would be a Black goth girl with a healthy sexual appetite and an Only Fans page. And just when I thought this vision of chocolatey delight couldn’t get any better, the first post I saw on her page was her spread cheeks and a diamond buttplug. This cannot be happening. Am I staring at the Only Fans page of my next ex-wife? I guess it’s time to deep dive this ebony goddesses page and see what daddy Rushmore wants for Christmas.Sub price: $3.24 for the first 31 days ($3.51 after tax)

    Regular subscription price: $4.99 a month

    CONTENT (5/5)

    When it comes to goth OnlyFans pages, there are usually two types of pages. One where they charge you a lot but barely shows any nudity. And then there are pages that show everything and the kitchen sink. Those pages are my absolute favorite. I don’t go to Only Fans for Instagram content. I want the type of content Only Fans was churning out in 2020 when we were all horny and locked away in our houses. The page has existed since mid 2020 and maybe that’s why it has an old school nasty factor to it. When I think of Only Fans, this is the kind of spice I think of and want on my feed. Any woman who self describes as “your favorite goth cocksleeve” is more than likely going to deliver when it comes to filth.

    There are 184 posts on the feed. And almost every one of those posts has five pictures in it. This is why the media tab has 719 different pieces of media (543 pictures and 176 videos). Aki posts a lot. Some days we get up to three posts and then some days we get only one but every time we get content with the spice level of ghost peppers. Anything you could possibly want to see, is going to be present on this page. Boy/ girl, butt plugs, masturbation and squirting are all present in the most recent post from November and December.

    I went to check out her Instagram page and also saw something I wasn’t expecting. The majority of the pictures on her Instagram weren’t just a bunch of stuff I saw rehashed on her Only Fans. The outfits might have matched but the pictures on Instagram were tame. The pictures on her Only Fans definitely would have gotten her account banned many times over. The Only Fans is original content meant to make you harder than Trigonometry.

    CONNECTION (0/5)

    Oddly enough, even after being subscribed to her page for over two hours, I still hadn’t received an email in my DMs with any kind of offer. That happens so rarely that I forgot it could even happen. That’s usually a sign that the page is a single person operation and more than likely is the model herself. This is so cool that I don’t have a complaint about it because I know this isn’t some fake bot generating content on a programmed schedule to rummage my pockets.

    PERSONALIZED CARE (0/5)

    There is absolutely none. It isn’t promised nor is it available. I went through the whole page to see if I missed something advertising videos for ridiculous prices or dick ratings or whatever models promise to get money and none of it was to be seen anywhere on the page. This was the most amazing thing I had seen in forever. You’re telling me this page is basically charging me $5 a month to get all this spicy content for no extra hidden cost? I am going to wait a few days to see if something else gets sent to me.

    CONCLUSION (4/5)

    If you want to know whether you should subscribe to this page, then the easy answer is yes. The hard answer is you should have subscribed to it yesterday. The content is extra spicy and totally worth the price of admission. I actually loved everything the page had to offer and was pleasantly surprised by the things it was lacking. There were no offers for videos, or short films with barely any content for exuberant prices. Only Fans needs a mix of pages like this in order to keep its balance. I almost forgot that bargain pages seem to have hotter content than the more expensive pages on the site .

     

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  • Award-winning trans OnlyFans model taught me about myself

    Award-winning trans OnlyFans model taught me about myself

    If you asked me if I am an open minded man, I would unequivocally tell you that I am. But when it comes to porn, I was as close minded as a Southern Baptist from Alabama at a Latto concert. I liked what I liked and I wasn’t going to look any further than that. But along comes a pandemic and all that time locked in my house sent me on some wild adventures. One time, I just clicked on a video and whatever popped up as a suggestion would lead me to the next video. It was a wild decadent journey but two women, Natalie Mars and Daisy Taylor, popped up and I discovered a whole new side in my brain. It has been a couple of years since that crazy day but today was a blast from that past when the opportunity to review Natalie Mars OnlyFans came across my desk. When it comes to trans porn stars, this felt like I was being asked to review the account of a modern day legend in the making.Sub price: $3.75 ($4.06 after tax)

    Regular subscription price: $14.99 a month

    CONTENT

    This may be the site that I judge all the sites by now. There was so much on display and so much to choose from that I had to stop and come up with a plan to go through all of this for the review. With over 1,096 posts available, there was a lot to feast my eyes on. In addition to that, there were over 1,350 options for just media (1,194 photos and 156 videos). Some of Natalie’s content is not for the squeamish at all. There were some cock torture that I’m not particularly a fan of for any reason. I never like seeing a long metal rod inserted in someone’s urinary tract ever and people need to be aware that that will be on the page before they go poking around. There is also a little bit of extreme insertion on the page but Natalie’s ability to take pp in the booty is very worthy of a Ripley’s Believe It or Not investigation. There is some content of cock cages of different varieties while wearing some amazing lingerie and outfits. There was a picture of Riley Reid blowing Natalie from November 2023 that almost made me cancel all my meetings for this week to find that video. I took some time to search the Girl / Girl options to find this video. The instructions were to DM #FLOWERSLUTS to watch it! 15 minutes later, the 23 minute prize was available in my DMs for purchase for the very affordable price of $12. Natalie has so many pro and pro-am starlets and studs on this page that it starts to feel like content from a larger company being funneled to OF. The camera work and lighting and set pieces are top tier for sure.

    CONNECTION

    I checked my DMs and it was overloaded with so many options and content in the first few hours of subscribing. A welcome bundle of videos, a tip list, a welcome video as well as another recent video shoot offer. There was one video that I knew I wanted and only having to wait 15 minutes to have it ready in my DMs was a pretty quick turn around for a page of this caliber. I had no preconceived notions about this page being available like a smaller artist but I was actually impressed it took less than 20 minutes to get a reply.

    PERSONALIZED CARE

    The tip menu overflows here for her fans. There are at least three different options for dick ratings available. Written dick ratings were $20 while SPH written dick ratings were $25. But for those with deep pockets, you could opt for the $100 video dick rating. And while I could never be convinced by any woman that I had an amazing penis for money, the idea of a video from my favorite porn star does sound like a cool collectible. There also was text sexting available for $40 and video sexting available for $100. The custom videos are definitely way out of my league at $400 a pop but I am putting that on my Make-A-Wish list for when I find out I’m dying. Custom pictures are $160. I can tell you that these aren’t the most expensive customs on the market. Also, when you consider that this is a custom video of a professional porn star, I feel the pricing is actually a great price.

    CONCLUSION

    Let us just go ahead and address the elephant in the room. This page, like many, is not for everyone. Some people are not going to try a trans OnlyFans page no matter how glowing a review I write. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It truly is about preferences and this may not work for you personally but if it does work for you, I would definitely recommend you subscribe. This brunette beauty is working over time to churn out top notch content for her fans and it shows in the selection of content available for her fans. I just think it’s important to note that even for her fans, some of the content may border on the extreme to the soft core and everything in between. Every now and then, I come across a page that is actually really well put together and the content just pops. This is one of those times.

    Content: 5/5
    Connection: 4/5
    Personalized Care: 3/5

  • Recipe: Mama’s Oxtail Caldereta

    Recipe: Mama’s Oxtail Caldereta

    SARAH LOVETT

    Charlene Lopez Young and Darren Young.

    My family eats this over steamed jasmine rice, but when I’m too lazy to make rice (well, too lazy to wash rice), I eat this with a slice of toasted sourdough bread or some sort of buttered rustic bread. It’s so good! My favorite is when I get a scoop that has chorizo, oxtail meat and a black olive. It’s the perfect bite. I crave this dish every holiday season. I picture my mom standing by the stove with her favorite Dutch oven in her zone taking a peek into the pot. I still beg her to make this dish whenever she’s in town for a visit. It tastes like love and comfort in the same bite. It’s the smell of home and the smell of the holidays in one whiff.

    Ingredients:
    4 lbs oxtails
    Salt
    1 whole garlic, minced (or more, you can never have too much garlic)
    1 large yellow onion, minced
    ½ tbsp olive oil
    2 packs of the Spanish chorizo Bilbao, sliced (I add more of this because I love it)
    4 cup beef broth
    6 bay leaves
    5 Roma tomatoes (cut into wedges, seeds removed)
    1/2 tbsp ground pepper
    2 cups tomato sauce
    3 medium potatoes, quartered
    2 carrots, cut into wedges
    1 1/2 small cans liver spread
    1/2 cup green olives, pitted
    1/2 cup black olives, whole
    1/2 cup olive juice
    1 medium red bell pepper and 1 yellow bell pepper, cut into strips 1/4 cup fish sauce
    Salt to taste

    Instructions:
    Salt oxtails enough to lightly cover meat. Set aside. Sauté garlic and onions with 1/2 tablespoon olive oil in a large saucepan. Add the chorizo Bilbao and stir. Add oxtails and sear till brown. Take out the Bilbao and set aside. Add in beef broth, bay leaves, tomatoes and pepper. Cover and bring to a boil. My mom’s secret to tender oxtail caldereta is adding two metal spoons into the pot. I don’t ask questions — I just know it works! It’s like magic.

    Once boiling, set temp to low heat and let simmer for three hours. Continue to check on the oxtails every hour and be sure to remove any of the scum that has floated up or left the meat. Add more broth a cup at a time to prevent the dish from drying up. If it’s drying up fast, lower the temperature.

    Add in the tomato sauce. Stir it up for a bit. Add carrots and potatoes. Put lid back on and cook for another 45 minutes on low. Add in liver spread, the seared Bilbao, green and black olives, olive juice, fish sauce and stir gently. Stir until the liver spread is completely mixed into the sauce. The sauce should be thicker at this point. If it isn’t, turn your heat up a little bit.

    Add in the bell peppers. Cook for another five minutes.

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  • Ask a Mexican: What’s up with Mexicans and their grooming habits?

    Ask a Mexican: What’s up with Mexicans and their grooming habits?

    Dear Mexican: I just don’t get Mexicans and their grooming. The men slick their hair with baby oil, gel or Vaseline, or just shave it all off. The women wear it in ponytails with a neon green hairband, or in pigtails, or wear bangs created with the biggest curling iron in the world. Do they see themselves in the mirror before leaving home? Do they realize everyone is staring ’cause they look bad??

    Tommy Toupee

     

    Dear Gabacho: Not only do we stare at our hair in the mirror, but we also blow kisses to our reflection and whisper, “Ay papi chulo, you’re más bonito than those gabachos feos.” If there’s one body feature that Mexicans can boast about — besides the glorious guts of our men and the asses grandes of mujeres — it’s follicles, repositories of the world’s hair DNA. Kinky, straight, curly or wavy, the Mexican head is pregnant with possibility, and Mexicans do everything possible to draw attention to what humans can do with a comb and three pounds of gel. Some hairstyles are utilitarian: The Mexi-mullet protects the neck from the brutal sun, while bangs allow our ladies to hide switchblades. Other styles, like indigenous pigtails or Zach de la Rocha’s frizzy ‘fro, sing the body Mexican. But the best Mexican hair involves Three Flowers brilliantine, the lightly scented petroleum jelly revered by generations of Mexicans for its tight hold, pleasant smell and a shine that rivals a flashlight; women use it to slick their hair into buns, men to sculpt Morrissey-esque pompadours. Class: Thy name is mexicano. Oh, and contrary to popular belief, no self-respecting Mexican man shaves his head: That’s the domain of pendejo cholos and their Chicano cousins.

    Dear Mexican: I am a nice-looking white girl with a great job and life. I recently starting seeing a Mexican guy, who I’m pretty certain I scare the crap out of. He has never dated a white woman before and seems very nervous around me. He also asks me about the education and status of my ex-husband and previous boyfriends. I really feel like he thinks he is not good enough for me, although I don’t know why. He is gorgeous, hard-working and so kind. I have never been one to care about what someone does, where they are from or how much money they make. How can I get this guy to see that I really like him as a person and just relax?
    Enamorada Gabacha

     

    Dear Gabacha in Love: The first draft of my answer to your question ended this way: “You want to soothe your Mexican man’s frayed nerves, Enamorada? Give him a blow job.” Thinking this was too glib, I wrote a second draft in which I explained the minefield of race and class that you and your beloved will have to cross. I noted that dating a gabacha is the pinnacle of a Mexican man’s sexual life, proof that he can navigate bedrooms as easily as borders. I cited the Orson Welles classic Touch of Evil (notice white-hot Janet Leigh is married to protagonist Mexican Mike Varga — Charlton Heston in brownface), and I considered norteño super-group Los Tigres del Norte’s “El Mojado Acaudalado” (The Wealthy Wetback): “Decía una güera en Florida/’I love you Mexican men’” (Said a white woman in Florida/”Amo a ustedes hombres mexicanos”). By the time I’d worked through all of that, I concluded that my first answer was best: Nothing eradicates ego and all of its clunky superficialities (race, class, culture), nothing says I love you, nothing says “Welcome to America” like an old-school blow job.

    Got a spicy question about Mexicans? Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. And those of you who do submit questions: include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we’ll make one up for you!

     

     

  • Recipe: Budín de Pan Argentino (Argentinian Bread Pudding)

    Recipe: Budín de Pan Argentino (Argentinian Bread Pudding)

     

    Aldi Alarcon of Casa Gaucho.

    SARAH LOVETT

    Aldi Alarcon of Casa Gaucho.

    Originating from the need to use leftover bread, budín de pan is a traditional dessert in Argentina. Approximately 92 percent of present-day Argentineans are Catholics, those for whom throwing away bread is a sin. My grandmother shared her special recipe with me recently and explained that with its humble ingredients, including stale bread, it was one of the only ways they could afford to eat sweets when she was a little girl. Perfected for over more than 80 years and four generations, this family recipe for budin de pan is guaranteed to be your own little slice of heaven.

    Ingredients:
    Caramel:
    150 g granulated sugar

    Budín:
    200 g day-old bread, cut into two-by-two inch chunks
    1 qt whole milk
    1 stick cinnamon
    1 whole lemon, zested
    1 whole orange, zested
    2 whole cloves
    150 g granulated sugar
    6 eggs
    2 tbsp Mexican vanilla

    Instructions:
    Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

    In a medium-sized heavy saucepan over medium heat, add 150g of granulated sugar. Allow the sugar to slowly caramelize; keep stirring to a minimum to avoid clumps. Once the sugar has turned a golden-brown color, immediately pour into the bottom of a nine-inch round glass pan and tilt to coat the bottom and sides while it is still hot.

    Place day-old bread in large bowl.

    Add whole milk to a large pot on low heat. Add cinnamon stick, lemon zest, orange zest and whole cloves. Allow milk to warm and infuse with the flavors.

    Once the milk is warm, add 150 g of sugar and stir until it is dissolved. Do not allow milk to boil.

    After the milk is infused with your ingredients, pull out the cinnamon stick and cloves and pour infused milk over the two-inch chunks of bread, making sure to cover all the bread, so it soaks in the milk. Set aside the mixture to cool completely.

    In a separate container add eggs and Mexican vanilla and mix. Set aside.

    Add the cooled milk and bread mixture to a blender and process until completely smooth.

    Slowly add egg and vanilla mixture to blender with the infused milk and bread mixture and continue to blend until it is combined evenly. This is your budin mixture.

    Pour the completed mixture into the receptacle that you previously prepared with the caramel in the bottom.

    Place the dish containing the budin mixture inside a larger oven-safe receptacle such as a roasting pan, and pour water halfway up the side of the container (bain-marie).

    Bake for 45 to 55 minutes, depending on your oven. You may cover the top of the budin with aluminum foil, so it does not become too dark. Remove from oven once fully cooked and allow to cool completely.

    Flip your receptacle onto a plate to unmold your budin de pan and enjoy!

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  • The 25 Best Space Movies of All Time

    The 25 Best Space Movies of All Time

    Our film critics didn’t come away from Christopher Nolan’s space epic Interstellar with much praise, but it did get us thinking about other flicks — epics, comedies, and truly weird classics — set in or about the great beyond. Below are our 25 favorite space movies since the Big Bang.

    See also:
    The 20 Best Modern Vampire Movies, 1979 to the Present
    The Top 20 NYC Summer Movies

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    24. Event Horizon (1997) In this sci-fi/horror scarefest, Dr. William Weir (Sam Neill) is a scientist who has designed a spacecraft called the Event Horizon that will explore the outer reaches of space past the planet Neptune; the ship employs a special transport mechanism that, in effect, creates a black hole that the ship can pass through, allowing it to travel tremendous distances in a few seconds. The Event Horizon mysteriously disappears in the midst of a mission, with no trace of either the ship or its crew, but it reappears in Neptune's orbit after a seven-year absence, and it's sending out a distress signal. The spaceship Lewis and Clark, and Dr. Weir, are sent to investigate; the crew -- Captain Miller (Laurence Fishburne), pilot Smith (Sean Pertwee), engineer Justin (Jack Noseworthy), navigator Starck (Joely Richardson), physician D.J. (Jason Isaacs), and emergency technicians Peters (Kathleen Quinlan) and Cooper (Richard T. Jones) -- are already tired and unenthusiastic about this assignment, and somewhat confused by Weir's reports. The crew of the Lewis and Clark are convinced that Weir is not telling them something, and when they discover the Event Horizon, they find that things are not what they seem, and an evil presence has taken over the ship. Incidentally, the term event horizon describes the outer boundaries of a black hole. -- Mark Deming

    © Copyright 1997 – Paramount Pictures – All rights reserved.
    24. Event Horizon (1997)
    In this sci-fi/horror scarefest, Dr. William Weir (Sam Neill) is a scientist who has designed a spacecraft called the Event Horizon that will explore the outer reaches of space past the planet Neptune; the ship employs a special transport mechanism that, in effect, creates a black hole that the ship can pass through, allowing it to travel tremendous distances in a few seconds. The Event Horizon mysteriously disappears in the midst of a mission, with no trace of either the ship or its crew, but it reappears in Neptune’s orbit after a seven-year absence, and it’s sending out a distress signal. The spaceship Lewis and Clark, and Dr. Weir, are sent to investigate; the crew — Captain Miller (Laurence Fishburne), pilot Smith (Sean Pertwee), engineer Justin (Jack Noseworthy), navigator Starck (Joely Richardson), physician D.J. (Jason Isaacs), and emergency technicians Peters (Kathleen Quinlan) and Cooper (Richard T. Jones) — are already tired and unenthusiastic about this assignment, and somewhat confused by Weir’s reports. The crew of the Lewis and Clark are convinced that Weir is not telling them something, and when they discover the Event Horizon, they find that things are not what they seem, and an evil presence has taken over the ship. Incidentally, the term event horizon describes the outer boundaries of a black hole. — Mark Deming
    25. Ice Pirates (1984) In this undistinguished parody of the sci-fi genre, Robert Urich is Jason, who leads a band of pirates in redistributing the wealth of the few to the coffers of the needy. He also joins up with Princess Karina Mary Crosby in searching for her father and a possible source of water in the next galaxy. Meant to be a campy romp, the film stops short of achieving a goal that should have been effortless. -- Eleanor Mannikka

    25. Ice Pirates (1984)
    In this undistinguished parody of the sci-fi genre, Robert Urich is Jason, who leads a band of pirates in redistributing the wealth of the few to the coffers of the needy. He also joins up with Princess Karina Mary Crosby in searching for her father and a possible source of water in the next galaxy. Meant to be a campy romp, the film stops short of achieving a goal that should have been effortless. — Eleanor Mannikka
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    23. Contact (1997) From our 1997 review: Adapted from the Reagan-era bestseller written by the late public-TV astro-populizer Carl Sagan, this account of the most benign interplanetary interaction since the heyday of E.T. falls somewhere between the golden anniversary of the Roswell Event and NASA's own summer blockbuster, Pathfinder on Mars. Mainly, however, it's a search for the lost daddy -- a spectacle at once laughable and glum. ¶ The orphan of Bedford Falls, astrogenius Ellie Arroway (Jodie Foster), has developed her precocious interest in ham radio to an obsessive search for life in the cosmos, most pithily (if pitifully) summarized by the flashback to her prepubescent postfuneral shortwave plea: "Dad -- are you there?" Never less than earnest, even when enjoying a postcoital snuggle with resident hunk Matthew McConaughey, Foster battles the bureaucratic blob blocking her "journey to the heart of the universe," but seems most at home in the role of a grade-school teacher. She's a gracious fount of wisdom who ends the movie posed as Rodin's Thinker. -- J. Hoberman

    23. Contact (1997)
    From our 1997 review: Adapted from the Reagan-era bestseller written by the late public-TV astro-populizer Carl Sagan, this account of the most benign interplanetary interaction since the heyday of E.T. falls somewhere between the golden anniversary of the Roswell Event and NASA’s own summer blockbuster, Pathfinder on Mars. Mainly, however, it’s a search for the lost daddy — a spectacle at once laughable and glum. ¶ The orphan of Bedford Falls, astrogenius Ellie Arroway (Jodie Foster), has developed her precocious interest in ham radio to an obsessive search for life in the cosmos, most pithily (if pitifully) summarized by the flashback to her prepubescent postfuneral shortwave plea: “Dad — are you there?” Never less than earnest, even when enjoying a postcoital snuggle with resident hunk Matthew McConaughey, Foster battles the bureaucratic blob blocking her “journey to the heart of the universe,” but seems most at home in the role of a grade-school teacher. She’s a gracious fount of wisdom who ends the movie posed as Rodin’s Thinker. — J. Hoberman
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    22. Cocoon (1985) Cocoon is a warm-hearted science-fiction fable that avoids becoming overly corny thanks to the performances of its mostly senior cast. Wilford Brimley, Don Ameche, and Hume Cronyn are three old-timers who sneak out of their retirement home a few days a week to swim in the large pool on an abandoned estate next door. When the threesome begins to feel curiously younger, they discover strange pods on the floor of the pool. These pods are alien cocoons, which are being pulled from the ocean by a team of extraterrestrials in human form led by Walter (Brian Dennehy), who has hired a local charter operator (Steve Guttenberg) to assist him. Walter explains to the seniors that energy from the cocoons is restoring youth and vigor to the older men every time they go for a dip. The aliens agree to let the men continue to swim in secret, but of course they can't keep their discovery to themselves. Soon the pool is swarming with retirees, with the notable exception of Bernie (Jack Gilford), who has no interest in prolonging life any longer than necessary. The aliens ultimately prepare to return home and offer the retirees eternal life if they leave Earth behind as well. Director Ron Howard treats his old-timers with care and dignity, and they respond with deeply sympathetic performances (Ameche won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar); the film's science-fiction trappings ably sustain the story's all-too-human ruminations on youth, aging, life, and death. -- Don Kaye

    22. Cocoon (1985)
    Cocoon is a warm-hearted science-fiction fable that avoids becoming overly corny thanks to the performances of its mostly senior cast. Wilford Brimley, Don Ameche, and Hume Cronyn are three old-timers who sneak out of their retirement home a few days a week to swim in the large pool on an abandoned estate next door. When the threesome begins to feel curiously younger, they discover strange pods on the floor of the pool. These pods are alien cocoons, which are being pulled from the ocean by a team of extraterrestrials in human form led by Walter (Brian Dennehy), who has hired a local charter operator (Steve Guttenberg) to assist him. Walter explains to the seniors that energy from the cocoons is restoring youth and vigor to the older men every time they go for a dip. The aliens agree to let the men continue to swim in secret, but of course they can’t keep their discovery to themselves. Soon the pool is swarming with retirees, with the notable exception of Bernie (Jack Gilford), who has no interest in prolonging life any longer than necessary. The aliens ultimately prepare to return home and offer the retirees eternal life if they leave Earth behind as well. Director Ron Howard treats his old-timers with care and dignity, and they respond with deeply sympathetic performances (Ameche won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar); the film’s science-fiction trappings ably sustain the story’s all-too-human ruminations on youth, aging, life, and death. — Don Kaye
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    21. Cat-Women of the Moon (1953) A campy tale about a team of astronauts who land on the moon and find it inhabited by telepathic cat-women who scheme to get a ride to Earth.

    21. Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)
    A campy tale about a team of astronauts who land on the moon and find it inhabited by telepathic cat-women who scheme to get a ride to Earth.
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    20. Barbarella (1968) The ridiculously long tagline for the camp sci-fi flick Barbarella asks: "Who seduces an angel? Who strips in space? Who conveys love by hand? Who gives up the pill? Who takes sex to outer space?" Why, it's Jane Fonda as Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy, of course. Set in the year 40,000, the film follows our sexy heroine on a mission to stop the evil scientist Durand Durand (and yes, in case you're wondering, that's where they got their name) from destroying the galaxy with his sexually sinful ways. Her journey takes her to the heights and depths of carnal desire as she encounters orgasmic musical instruments, a lesbian sorceress who can turn fantasies into reality, and hookah-smoking ladies who inhale the "essence of man." The film was a box-office bomb back in its day but has since become a cult classic, influencing many musicians, among others (such as Prince, Jamiroquai, and Matmos). -- Eudie Pak

    © 1968 – Paramount Pictures. All rights reserved.
    20. Barbarella (1968)
    The ridiculously long tagline for the camp sci-fi flick Barbarella asks: “Who seduces an angel? Who strips in space? Who conveys love by hand? Who gives up the pill? Who takes sex to outer space?” Why, it’s Jane Fonda as Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy, of course. Set in the year 40,000, the film follows our sexy heroine on a mission to stop the evil scientist Durand Durand (and yes, in case you’re wondering, that’s where they got their name) from destroying the galaxy with his sexually sinful ways. Her journey takes her to the heights and depths of carnal desire as she encounters orgasmic musical instruments, a lesbian sorceress who can turn fantasies into reality, and hookah-smoking ladies who inhale the “essence of man.” The film was a box-office bomb back in its day but has since become a cult classic, influencing many musicians, among others (such as Prince, Jamiroquai, and Matmos). — Eudie Pak
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    19. Apollo 13 (1995) Ron Howard re-created the drama of the aborted 1970 Apollo 13 moon mission -- the failure that showed NASA at its best -- with nail-biting detail and spectacular visual integrity.

    Photo by Universal Pictures – © 1995
    19. Apollo 13 (1995)
    Ron Howard re-created the drama of the aborted 1970 Apollo 13 moon mission — the failure that showed NASA at its best — with nail-biting detail and spectacular visual integrity.
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    18. Zardoz (1974) A resident of 23rd-century Earth becomes involved in a revolution after discovering the hidden truth about society's rulers in director John Boorman's sci-fi drama. Sean Connery plays Zed, the central rebel, who begins the film as a member of the Exterminators, a band of skilled assassins who exact a reign of terror over the lesser Brutals. The Exterminators answer only to their god, a gigantic stone image known as Zardoz. Haunted by doubt about Zardoz's true divinity, Zed chooses to investigate. His disbelief is confirmed when the god proves to be a fraudulent tool of the Eternals, a secret society of brilliant immortals who pretend to divinity in order to exploit the masses. Knowing the truth, Zed sets out to reveal the hoax and destroy the Eternals' unjust rule. -- Judd Blaise

    Photo by Silver Screen Collection/Getty Images – © 2011 Silver Screen Collection
    18. Zardoz (1974)
    A resident of 23rd-century Earth becomes involved in a revolution after discovering the hidden truth about society’s rulers in director John Boorman’s sci-fi drama. Sean Connery plays Zed, the central rebel, who begins the film as a member of the Exterminators, a band of skilled assassins who exact a reign of terror over the lesser Brutals. The Exterminators answer only to their god, a gigantic stone image known as Zardoz. Haunted by doubt about Zardoz’s true divinity, Zed chooses to investigate. His disbelief is confirmed when the god proves to be a fraudulent tool of the Eternals, a secret society of brilliant immortals who pretend to divinity in order to exploit the masses. Knowing the truth, Zed sets out to reveal the hoax and destroy the Eternals’ unjust rule. — Judd Blaise
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    10. Mission to Mars (2000) Despite an ending that out-Spielbergs the master, Mission to Mars mainly coarsens 2001 in its mix of cosmic consciousness and "naturalistic" product placement (Dr. Pepper bloblets and multicolored M&M's floating around the cockpit). As in the Kubrick trip, the middle voyage is best. Halfway through, [Brian] De Palma literally explodes his narrative to orchestrate a superb deep-space float-opera replete with runaway modules, high-tech lassos, dramatic self-sacrifice, and, in the most surprising maneuver, a montage-driven modicum of actual suspense. -- J. Hoberman

    Photo by Touchstone Pictures – © 2000 Touchstone Pictures. All Rights Reserved.
    10. Mission to Mars (2000)
    Despite an ending that out-Spielbergs the master, Mission to Mars mainly coarsens 2001 in its mix of cosmic consciousness and “naturalistic” product placement (Dr. Pepper bloblets and multicolored M&M’s floating around the cockpit). As in the Kubrick trip, the middle voyage is best. Halfway through, [Brian] De Palma literally explodes his narrative to orchestrate a superb deep-space float-opera replete with runaway modules, high-tech lassos, dramatic self-sacrifice, and, in the most surprising maneuver, a montage-driven modicum of actual suspense. — J. Hoberman
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    9. Forbidden Planet (1956) A dutiful robot named Robby speaks 188 languages. An underground lair provides astonishing evidence of a populace a million years more advanced than earthlings. There are many wonders on Altair-4, but none is greater or more deadly than the human mind. Forbidden Planet is the granddaddy of tomorrow, a pioneering work whose ideas and style would be reverse-engineered into many cinematic space voyages to come. Leslie Nielsen portrays the commander who brings his spacecruiser crew to the green-skied Altair-4 world that's home to Dr. Morbius (Walter Pidgeon), his daughter (Anne Francis), the remarkable Robby...and to a mysterious terror.

    9. Forbidden Planet (1956)
    A dutiful robot named Robby speaks 188 languages. An underground lair provides astonishing evidence of a populace a million years more advanced than earthlings. There are many wonders on Altair-4, but none is greater or more deadly than the human mind. Forbidden Planet is the granddaddy of tomorrow, a pioneering work whose ideas and style would be reverse-engineered into many cinematic space voyages to come. Leslie Nielsen portrays the commander who brings his spacecruiser crew to the green-skied Altair-4 world that’s home to Dr. Morbius (Walter Pidgeon), his daughter (Anne Francis), the remarkable Robby…and to a mysterious terror.

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    11. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) All of Washington, D.C., is thrown into a panic when an extraterrestrial spacecraft lands near the White House. Out steps Klaatu (Michael Rennie, in a role intended for Claude Rains), a handsome and soft-spoken interplanetary traveler, whose bodyguard is Gort (Lock Martin), a huge robot who spews forth laser-like death rays when danger threatens. After being wounded by an overzealous soldier, Klaatu announces that he has a message of the gravest importance for all humankind, which he will deliver only when all the leaders of all nations will agree to meet with him. World politics being what they are in 1951, Klaatu's demands are turned down and he is ordered to remain in the hospital, where his wounds are being tended. Klaatu escapes, taking refuge in a boarding house, where he poses as one Mr. Carpenter (one of the film's many parallels between Klaatu and Christ). There the benign alien gains the confidence of a lovely widow (Patricia Neal) and her son, Bobby (Billy Gray), neither of whom tumble to his other-worldly origins, and seeks out the gentleman whom Bobby regards as the smartest man in the world -- an Einstein-like scientist, Dr. Barnhardt (Sam Jaffe). The next day, at precisely 12 o'clock, Klaatu arranges for the world to stand still -- he shuts down all electrical power in the world, with the exception of essentials like hospitals and planes in flight. Directed by Robert Wise, who edited Citizen Kane (1941) and The Magnificent Ambersons (1942) for director Orson Welles before going on to direct such major 1960s musicals as West Side Story (1961) and The Sound of Music (1965), The Day the Earth Stood Still was based on the story "Farewell to the Master" by Harry Bates. -- Hal Erickson

    11. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
    All of Washington, D.C., is thrown into a panic when an extraterrestrial spacecraft lands near the White House. Out steps Klaatu (Michael Rennie, in a role intended for Claude Rains), a handsome and soft-spoken interplanetary traveler, whose bodyguard

  • 18 Spring Break Movies to Watch If You’re Not Going on Spring Break

    18 Spring Break Movies to Watch If You’re Not Going on Spring Break

    You aren’t going anywhere for Spring Break this year, maybe it’s because you don’t have the money, or you’re recently sober, or you can never show your face in South Florida again after last year. For whatever reason you’re staying put this year, we present these 18 options for passing the time on the couch. From reality goo like The Real Cancun to straight-to-DVD mistakes like Spring Breakdown to sleeper candidates like 1997’s Girls Gone Wild, Volume 1, here are the films that should make fans of Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello’s saccharine spring break movies weep.

    Also Read: Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers Are Girls Gone Godard

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    National Lampoon's Spring Break (2007) This feels like Girls Gone Wild with the National Lampoon's stamp on it. It's a little confusing and full of nudity. Watch it on Hulu (NSFW).

    National Lampoon’s Spring Break (2007)

    This feels like Girls Gone Wild with the National Lampoon’s stamp on it. It’s a little confusing and full of nudity. Watch it on Hulu (NSFW).

    A publicity shot for Spring Breakers, the latest spring break gone-wrong movie to hit theaters. Watch the red band trailer on YouTube.

    A publicity shot for Spring Breakers, the latest spring break gone-wrong movie to hit theaters. Watch the red band trailer on YouTube.
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    Spring Break Massacre (2008) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Spring Break Massacre (2008)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Black Spring Break: The Movie (1998) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Black Spring Break: The Movie (1998)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Piranha 3D (2010) Eli Roth went from being the "Bear Jew" in 2009's Inglourious Basterds to a cameo as a wet T-shirt contest MC in Piranha 3D the next year. Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Piranha 3D (2010)

    Eli Roth went from being the “Bear Jew” in 2009’s Inglourious Basterds to a cameo as a wet T-shirt contest MC in Piranha 3D the next year. Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Where the Boys Are and its remake Where the Boys Are '84 (1960 and 1984). Pictured: a publicity photo for the 1984 remake. Watch Part 1 of the 1984 remake on YouTube.

    Where the Boys Are and its remake Where the Boys Are ’84 (1960 and 1984). Pictured: a publicity photo for the 1984 remake. Watch Part 1 of the 1984 remake on YouTube.
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    The Real Cancun (2003) Watch the trailer for this MTV-produced movie on YouTube.

    The Real Cancun (2003)

    Watch the trailer for this MTV-produced movie on YouTube.

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    Spring Break Shark Attack (2005) You can apparently watch the entire movie, split over nine parts, on YouTube. Watch part 1/9 here.

    Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)

    You can apparently watch the entire movie, split over nine parts, on YouTube. Watch part 1/9 here.

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    Girls Gone Wild, Volume 1 (1997) The VHS tape that started the sleaze empire back in 1999. Go ahead and read these reviews of Girls Gone Wild on Amazon, which seem like plants from Joe Francis.

    Girls Gone Wild, Volume 1 (1997)

    The VHS tape that started the sleaze empire back in 1999. Go ahead and read these reviews of Girls Gone Wild on Amazon, which seem like plants from Joe Francis.

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    Reno 911! Miami (2007) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Reno 911! Miami (2007)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    From Justin to Kelly (2003) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    From Justin to Kelly (2003)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Spring Break (1983) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Spring Break (1983)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    She's All That (1999) This Freddie Prinze Jr. classic starts out with Florida Spring Break flash-back. Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    She’s All That (1999)

    This Freddie Prinze Jr. classic starts out with Florida Spring Break flash-back. Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Spring Breakdown (2009) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Spring Breakdown (2009)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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    Nightmare Beach / Welcome to Spring Break (1989) This Italian-American slasher flick was released stateside as Welcome to Spring Break. Watch the ridiculous trailer on YouTube.

    Nightmare Beach / Welcome to Spring Break (1989)

    This Italian-American slasher flick was released stateside as Welcome to Spring Break. Watch the ridiculous trailer on YouTube.

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    Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) Watch the trailer on YouTube.

    Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)

    Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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