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The 31 Commandments of St. Louis [PHOTOS]

By Riverfront Times Staff

As the story goes, the Ten Commandments were once chiseled into stone. Much like the bible story, the RFT has engraved the 31 Commandments of St. Louis into the internet. If we missed any, let us know and we'll break out the hammer and stone again.

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Thou shalt defend St. Louis-style pizza to haters

JAIME LEES

Thou shalt defend St. Louis-style pizza to haters

Thou shalt roll stop signs

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Thou shalt roll stop signs

Thou shalt call Hollywood Casino Amphitheater "Riverport" no matter how many name changes it goes through

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Thou shalt call Hollywood Casino Amphitheater "Riverport" no matter how many name changes it goes through

Thou shalt refer to it only as “St. Louis Bread Co.,” not Panera.

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Thou shalt refer to it only as “St. Louis Bread Co.,” not Panera.

Thou shalt bread-slice your bagels

Thou shalt bread-slice your bagels

Thou shalt point and say "Hey, it's the Arch!" every time you see it

DANNY WICENTOWSKI

Thou shalt point and say "Hey, it's the Arch!" every time you see it

Thou shalt drive for 20 minutes in search of a close parking spot for Cardinal games, before finally giving up and walking a mile to Busch Stadium

Reuben Hemmer

Thou shalt drive for 20 minutes in search of a close parking spot for Cardinal games, before finally giving up and walking a mile to Busch Stadium

Thou shalt brag that the Cardinals have the Best Fans in Baseball

Reuben Hemmer

Thou shalt brag that the Cardinals have the Best Fans in Baseball

Thou shalt tirelessly search for bars that don't close early

Lulu Nix

Thou shalt tirelessly search for bars that don't close early

Thou shalt root for the Blues, regardless of how awful they're playing

JAIME LEES

Thou shalt root for the Blues, regardless of how awful they're playing

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