Getting your celebrity gossip from TMZ is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.
Sadly, we RFT Music folks likely will never accumulate enough money to make it rain. If we're lucky, we might hoard enough quarters to make it drizzle, but even that probably won't happen until 2019. Justin Bieber (@justinbieber), however, has a gazillion dollars and can make it thunderstorm whenever the hell he wishes.
And, oh, how he wishes. Last weekend, Biebs showered an exotic dancer with love (That's not a euphemism... at least we don't think so), and "Diamond" couldn't wait to share the news with Twitter:
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@justinbieber Went The Fuk In Tonight !!
— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
He Touched My Ass I Almost Fainted
— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
Our little Justin is all grown up? Never say never!
I've Danced For A lot Of Celebrities And They Normally Don't Phase Me But Justin just Had Me In Shock !
— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
Just how much shock are we talkin' here?
— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
KA-CHING! SCHWING! ZING!
I am now a @justinbieber Fan !
— Diamond (@1real_diamond) October 19, 2013
Uh, yeah, if we saw that much money, we'd be fans, too (though we've already tried -- and with whiskey).
Biebs didn't seem to like all the attention that his Showgirls reenactment was attracting, though. Come Monday, all poor Justin wanted to do was talk about his what he's known for:
Finally we are talking about what is important. The music. #MusicMondays
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) October 21, 2013
The music. Right. Oh, Biebs, what do your grandparents think about all of this?
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