Deeply Incompetent Cyber-Flirting: Yet Another Week on Missed Connections

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Each week, we scour the local Missed Connections section of Craigslist, in search of the best posts. Here are some that caught our eye recently.

THIS MAN DESERVES SOME KIND OF AWARD

HIT-AND-RUN DISGUST

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MISSING: DARK KNIGHT WANNABE

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NOT FUNNY TO THOSE OF US SUFFERING FROM ACUTE ASS-HELL