Stoked for Your First Seasonal Skate at Steinberg Rink Today? Not Gonna Happen.

Steinberg Skating Rink in Forest Park was slated to open today, and you were hoping to go with friends!  But alas, it is not to be.

Quiz: Why not?

a) You don't have friends.
b) It's too hot, and the ice keeps melting.
c) You've been hammered ever since Kurt Warner lost in Dancing With the Stars.
d) All of the above

The correct answer is (d).

Fox2Now thinks the most likely opening day will be next week.