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  • Ask a Mexican: Why do Mexis hang out in the front yard instead of the back?

    Dear Mexican: I am a butt-white Irish guy, happily and stoked to be married to a beautiful Chicana. Her familia is from a gorgeous rancho deep in the corazón of Zacatecas, and I’ve been wanting to experience all of the ranchero lifestyle I keep hearing about from my acquired familia mexicanos (and from those songs at all of the truly awesome parties we attend just about every weekend). HOWEVER, our State Department has warned Americans to NOT travel into Mexico due to the violence by the drug cartels. Tales of decapitated bodies strewn across highways throughout Mexico has aired on just about all of the Spanish-speaking noticias I tune in to (so I can practice my español, and drool over the female newscasters — ¡que caliente!). Additionally, I’ve gotten such a mixed response from my compas of Mexican origin that now I’m as confused as my Irish grandpa was during prohibition! Some of the family and my pocho partners have said that all is great, and stop being a pinche güero panocha, and just go!  However, los otros amigos have told me that I’d be loco to travel into the moreno motherland because my six-foot, two-inches blond blue-eyed ass would stick out more than a pimple on a prom queen as I made my way into the ranch, and I would surely lose my oversized Ted Kennedy-looking head! Ayuda me — I’m so confused! Do I stay or do I go?
    Scared White Boy (With His Cabeza Intact)

    Dear Mick: I recently talked to a pal who just came back from Zacatecas, and you know what he said? He dijo that his hometown is safe now “because los del Chapo killed all the Zetas and now rule everything.” OY VEY! While bigger cities like Tijuana and Mexico City (and even Juarez, to a lesser extent) are generally safe now after the narcoviolence of the Calderón administration, I’d still stay away from the rural regions Mexico, which are experiencing full-fledged rebellion between warring cartels, corrupt cops, the Mexican military and autodefensas (local vigilante groups) who are saying a la chingada with everyone and defending their ranchos on their own terms. Then again, you’re gabacho, and as I’ve said before, ustedes can walk around Mexico with all the impunity of Winfield Scott because the cartels know better than to mess with one, They know if they do, the Obama administration will stop its eternal waltz with various cartels and rain down the drone desmadre.

    Dear Mexican: Why is it that Mexicans prefer to party, barbeque, dance, and drink in their front yards? Friday and Saturday nights, their low-riding buddies machine-pistol them without having to slow down their Honda. Tight-assed pink peeps party too, but in the safety of the back yard.
    Cabana Man

    Dear Mexican: Why do Mexicans do everything in the front yard? From cooking on the grill, to celebrating birthday parties with inflatable playgrounds like at Burger King to hanging their wet clothes over the railings on their front porch? A friend of mine told me the back yard was where Mexicans keep all their chickens, roosters and autos up on blocks, but it isn’t true. At least not here in Texas. Is this just genetic?
    Tony Romo is Lame, but Jerry Jones is Lamer

    Dear Gabachos: The sooner gabachos realize that front yards are just a pathetic remnant of Gilded Age nitwits pretending to live like British lords and start using yardas like Mexicans, the better off this country will be. Since houses in Mexico historically had no lawns or ornamental plants (that’s what the fields were for), Mexicans view front yards as virgin land ripe for the taking. We grow fruit trees and sugarcane; we park cars on it. And, : we’ll happily put a Dora the Explorer bounce house in the front. Why? Because the back yard is already too packed with partying Mexicans.

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  • Sister Act: Broadway musical retains the fun of the film, but not the music

    Midway through Act One of Sister Act, the ingratiating musical that is currently on view at the Fox Theatre, a shy police officer named Eddie Souther (Chester Gregory, reprising the role he created on Broadway) imagines what it might be like if he were as cool as Tony Manero, the disco-dancing dynamo portrayed by John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. In the batting of an eyelash, Eddie’s basic blue uniform vanishes, and fantasy becomes reality. Or perhaps reality becomes fantasy. Whatever is going on, it occurs with surprising dexterity and is very clever indeed. Eddie’s “how’d they do that?” costume change is as effective as anything you’re going see (or hear) all night long. Thanks to unexpected moments like this one, the show charms. If you can’t have a good time at Sister Act, you’re not trying.

    Chances are that you already know the plot. The popular 1992 movie upon which this musical is based has grossed in the neighborhood of $230 million worldwide. In the film Whoopi Goldberg portrays Deloris Van Cartier, a Reno lounge singer who must hide out in a San Francisco convent disguised as a nun after witnessing a gangland murder. As Sister Mary Clarence, Deloris takes over the feeble choir and lives are impacted, including her own. This stage version has changed the locale to 1970s Philadelphia, but the general arc of the story is the same.

    Deloris is portrayed with assurance, aplomb and a killer smile by Ta’Rea Campbell. As the conservative Mother Superior who resists Deloris’ willful ways, Hollis Resnik is masterful. From the moment Resnik first enters twirling the sleeves of her habit as if they were a pair of maracas, this actress commands the stage. Her number in Act Two, “Haven’t Got a Prayer,” could be renamed “A Life in the Theater,” because Resnik’s performance is the culmination of a lifetime of having honed the tricks of her trade: timing, simplicity, focus. Although the strict Mother Superior is an entertaining foil to the free-spirited Deloris, during those rare occasions when Campbell and Resnik support each other, their combined energy provides a power surge that suffuses the stage with a nigh-holy glow.

    But here’s the thing. Although the original Sister Act benefited from the chemistry of the irrepressible Whoopi and the brittle Maggie Smith as Mother Superior (not to mention a string of acerbic one-liners hurled by St. Louis’ own Mary Wickes), this otherwise formulaic movie was made special by the way it redeployed already-familiar pop songs like “My Guy” and “I Will Follow Him” into songs of faith. Alas, none of the songs from the film are included in this stage adaptation. Those popular standards have been replaced. In their stead we hear a new score from composer Alan Menken and lyricist Glenn Slater (who has concocted some clever rhymes indeed). But because the Menken-Slater tunes are unfamiliar to us, that original concept of reinvigorating popular song — which was the axis upon which the movie turned — has been lost.

    Instead we are treated to rousing, shake-the-rafters choral numbers that entertained Broadway audiences for a year and a half and which surely will delight Fox Theatre audience during the current St. Louis run. But we cannot respond as we responded to the musical numbers in the movie, simply because these songs are not already part of our fiber. Anyone who attends this stage adaptation of Sister Act should have a high time, because the easygoing fun is contagious, and the laughs are bountiful. But it’s a different kind of fun than you had with Whoopi, Maggie and the singing nuns at St. Katherine’s. Here we get more choreography but less soul.

  • Monte Bello: A Basement Pizza Kitchen That’s About to Become St. Louis’ Worst-Kept Secret

    Monte Bello: A Basement Pizza Kitchen That’s About to Become St. Louis’ Worst-Kept Secret

    Welcome to Hidden Gem, a short love letter to restaurants, coffee shop and bars we at Gut Check have discovered off the beaten path. These are the places that soldier on in relative anonymity, beloved by their regulars and largely overlooked by the greater populace. Hidden Gem will attempt to rectify these terrible oversights. Have a Hidden Gem of your own to recommend? Tell us in the comments.

     

    Monte Bello Pizzeria's homemade toasted ravioli. - All photos by Mabel Suen

    All photos by Mabel Suen

    Monte Bello Pizzeria’s homemade toasted ravioli.

    In what seems like a top-secret pizza lair in south St. Louis — in a Lemay basement, to be specific — 54-year-old Tom Nix spends six nights a week single-handedly baking up what he calls St. Louis’ original thin crust pizza. That claim sounds like a tall one coming from a place that many St. Louisans aren’t even aware exists, but Nix seems determined to show us how it’s done.

    Last April, he took over management of Monte Bello Pizzeria (3662 Weber Road; 314-638-8861), equipped with all the restaurant’s original recipes from 1950. Those pies are now flying out of the oven for the first time in decades.

    The original owners, an Italian family by the name of Petrillo, built the restaurant in 1950 and lived in an attached building next door, says Nix. In its heyday, the restaurant had a bar upstairs and turned out upward of 270 pizzas a night into the late evening, not including the pastas and entrees they also served, he says.

    Though not related by blood, Nix simply knew the owners Mike and Helen as “Grandpa” and “Grandma” and still remembers peeling potatoes, grating cheeses and helping them out with other kitchen prep work while growing up around Monte Bello’s kitchen. By age ten, he was already assisting with the actual making of the pizzas.

     

    General manager Tom Nix slices up a steaming-hot pizza in the kitchen.

    General manager Tom Nix slices up a steaming-hot pizza in the kitchen.

    His mother, Peggy Morgan, worked there from the time that he was born, with the Petrillos’ son and his wife running the restaurant. In 1967, Morgan bought the restaurant from the Petrillos with her husband, who was a bartender upstairs. From that time, however, the products deviated from the original recipes and business slowly declined, Nix says.

    After his return to the restaurant in August of 2012, Nix found the original recipes locked away in a drawer. With a magnifying glass, he transcribed them letter for letter — everything from the four-cheese blend, sauce and dough to the homemade toasted ravioli, meatballs and Italian sausage. He went on to post signage, something the building lacked for over a decade, and says business has picked up nearly 75 percent since last April.

    “We’re using all original ingredients to make everything again. People are happy with the quality and the quantity,” says Nix. “I think it should be the way it was, you know. That’s my whole thing. We went back to to the original recipe to make it the way it should be made.”

  • Inside the North St. Louis Rec Center That Built Jayson Tatum

    Inside the North St. Louis Rec Center That Built Jayson Tatum

    THEO WELLING

    Michael Nettles, 58, a staffer at the Wohl Community Center, is the architect behind this sports institution.

    It feels like a normal day at the Wohl Community Center — kids running everywhere and adults doing their best to keep up. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, Jayson Tatum appears. Shrieks echo throughout the building. Jayson Tatum, the Jayson Tatum, the Boston Celtics player who people are calling the next all-time great, is walking through this recreation center in north St. Louis.

    The entire place orbits around him. Kids, grandmothers, volunteer coaches, even babies and staffers. Everyone is running up to Tatum. Some want a photo. Some just want to see him in the flesh. The NBA star towers over everyone; his head looks close to hitting the ceiling, as if he no longer fits.

    Tatum, now 24, was once one of these Wohl kids. Up until high school, Tatum traveled to Wohl multiple times a week from his home in University City. There was always something going on: a pickup game, a workout, a men’s league game, kids shooting pool.

    “That’s just kind of how it was,” says his mom, Brandy Cole-Barnes. “They don’t turn anybody away.”

    As a kid at Wohl, Tatum saw his first Bentley in the Wohl parking lot, when two NBA players pulled up to play in a Pro-Am game, his mom says.

    Now, Tatum is that NBA player, returning to Wohl multiple times a year. He paid for the basketball court to be refurbished and for a new computer lab. He also hosts an annual summer basketball camp. He even brought ESPN to the court for an exclusive interview.

    “This,” he told ESPN in 2021, standing in the Wohl Center, “is like my home.”

    On this Tuesday afternoon in August, Tatum is running a backpack drive, complete with Jordan bookbags, Beats headphones, notebooks, pencils, Chick-fil-A chips and Celtics hats. It’s for Wohl kids –– and Wohl kids only. There’s no press, no fanfare. Tatum’s family is there, including his four-year-old son, Deuce, who chases a bouncy ball around the gym with Wohl kids.

    Any rec center with Jayson Tatum to its name would have a lot to boast about. And Wohl does. Tatum’s name is plastered on the hardwood floor that he donated. A banner in the gym reads, “Home of Jayson Tatum.”

    But there’s also a wall-length glass case in the hallway, layered with foot-long trophies earned by former Wohl legends who went on to star in college basketball and the NBA.

    Wohl, they say, is the mecca of St. Louis basketball.

     

    Nettles shows an image on his phone of Jayson Tatum visiting Wohl Center. The NBA star grew up coming to Wohl and now supports the center. - THEO WELLING

    THEO WELLING

    Nettles shows an image on his phone of Jayson Tatum visiting Wohl Center. The NBA star grew up coming to Wohl and now supports the center.

    The rec center has produced elite athletes: NBA players including Tatum, Larry Hughes and Patrick McCaw and college superstars including Torrence Watson, Courtney Ramey and Caleb Love, who recently led North Carolina to the March Madness finals. There are also countless local legends who never made the NBA but old timers still mythologize, like Antonio “Windmill” Rivers, whose head nearly hit the rim when he dunked.

    This is a public rec center on the corner of Kingshighway Boulevard and Dr. Martin Luther King Drive, where the grass is unkempt and the rims seem a little too high.

    Yet, somehow, it continues to produce some of the best basketball players in the world.

     

  • Schottzie’s Gives a Whole New Meaning to “Brain Food”

    Schottzie’s Gives a Whole New Meaning to “Brain Food”

    The brain sandwich in all its glory. | Zach Garrison

    Welcome to Schottzie’s! | RFT

    When considering St. Louis’ best neighborhood bars, Schottzie’s Bar and Grill (11428 Concord Village Avenue; 314-842-7244) has to be at the top of list — it’s a classic. Schottzie’s is the type of place where, at high noon, a regular saddles up to the bar and promptly orders a pitcher of beer, Keno is the game of choice and brain sandwiches are served up with style.

    That’s right, a sandwich that prominently features brains. Don’t be alarmed: Schottzie’s has perfected the art, gaining quite the reputation along the way. At this point, if you want to call yourself a true St. Louisan foodie, you’ll have to make a pilgrimage to south county and try it for yourself — like we did. After all, the modern take on the brain sandwich is said to have its origins in late 19th-century St. Louis. Read on for a preview.

    See also: Syberg’s Shark Tacos Turn the Tables on Jaws

    The question bartender Josie Berry most often gets is: What does brain taste like? “I don’t know,” she responds. It’s not that she hasn’t tried the sandwich; in fact, she’s sampled it many times. “Nobody can tell you,” she explains. “It’s weird.” Fair enough — this is obviously something that has to be experienced firsthand.

    The sandwich is a popular choice, and Schottzie’s routinely sells out before the week is up, so we arrived early and secured our spot. It takes twenty minutes to prepare and fry the brains. While we wait, Berry explains that, thanks to the Mad Cow scare, Scottzie’s has switched to pig for its source of brains. But no one can tell the difference, apparently.

    When the sandwich arrives, the scene in Hannibal — where Dr. Lecter, the cannibalistic protagonist, is on a plane preparing to eat the brains of one of his over-confident pursuers — comes to mind. Lecter is seated on a plane next to a curious young boy, with whom the good doctor gladly shares his meal, instructing, “It is important to always try new things.” Heeding this advice, we take our first bite.

    The pig brains are fried in a lightly seasoned breading and served plain between two huge slices of rye bread with a side of red onion and Grey Poupon (fancy!). It is surprisingly soft and tender, very fatty and a bit mushy — the exterior texture is like a fried pork tenderloin…sort of. But the dark brain meat within?

    It tastes like, well, Berry was absolutely right. It tastes like nothing we’ve ever had before. The breading is peppery, flavorful and familiar — nothing unusual there. But the brains just defy easy description. Here’s our best attempt: a cross between pâté and scrambled eggs. If anyone has a more accurate description, fire away in the comments.

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  • Ask a Mexican: Why do successful Mexi men marry white women?

    Dear Mexican: Long-time reader, first-time writer about this noble Aztlán. I watched the brown pride marches of the early 1970s and heard the shouts of La Raza and how it was going to be different now that the “Chicano” had arrived. The Mexicans were going to change things for the greater good. I remember when President Ronald Wilson Reagan gave amnesty to some 5 million illegal Mexican immigrants and how this was going to change things once and for all, bringing the Mexicans into American society with welcome arms and citizenship. Nothing was going to hold the Mexicans down now. And here we are: Mexico might not be falling, as you say, but the police, the Army or the citizens seem unable to stop the killing. Predominantly Latino school districts in Santa Ana and Los Angeles are failing, the Latinas are having babies out of wedlock at the rate of Guatemalans and the young Latinos are still tagging and banging. I believe Mexicans re-colonizing not only the Southwest but of most of America is only a matter of time, with brown pride and illegitimate children filling this great country. So what are you going to do with it, Mexican? History does not paint a very bright future for a Latino-controlled America. 
    Reading The Turner Diaries to Prepare

    Dear Gabacho: Sure it does! Rather than me offering you my usual pendejadas, I’ll direct you to the research of ¡Ask a Mexican! pal, University of Southern California professor Jody Agius Vallejo, whose book Barrios to Burbs: The Making of the Mexican-American Middle Class was just released in paperback (with a rambling intro by your favorite Mexican). Her pioneering research shows how, contrary to Know Nothing assertions, Mexicans are following the same assimilation and financial achievement patterns as previous immigrant groups. Can’t argue with facts, yet I’m sure you will, which only shows why your kind deserves your half-brown grandkid destiny.

    Dear Mexican: I have always wondered why high-achieving Mexican-American men tend to date/marry white women. I have noticed that since I was an undergraduate, now working in academia, most of the Chicano professors are married to white women (WHAT AN OXYMORON). Also, it seems that the more power a Mexican-American man has (whether it’s in academia or politics), the more likely he is to marry a white woman. What is this phenomenon about? Are educated Latinas threatening to high-achieving Chicanos? Are we too complex? What gives? I know this is a rather-sensitive matter and no one seems to want to talk. What is your take on the issue?
    A Xicana Scholar in San Antonio

    Dear Wabette: Your assumption is correct. A 2012 Pew Research Center study on intermarriage in los Estados Unidos put it thusly: “For newly married Hispanic men and women, marrying a white person is associated with a college education.” If anything, you smarty-art Chicanas marry gabachos at a HIGHER rate that smarty-art Mexicans: nearly 33 percent of mexicanas who marry a gabacho are college-educated, compared with about 23 percent of scholarly Mex-men who marry white. The Pew people didn’t get into the why of the matter, but I’d argue it’s because of the scandalously low amount of Latinos in college — coeds tend to get with what’s around, you know? All this said, chula, ALL Mexican men want a gabachita at some point in their lives, regardless of class — witness the shout-outs given to the wetbacks who nailed American women in Los Alegres de Teran’s “El Corrido de los Mojados” and “El Mojado Acaudalado” by Los Tigres del Norte (your humble Mexican can boast of a mick and a Yid in his past). Nothing against you fine-ass Xicanas, but dating a white woman is the ultimate status symbol for hombres, not so much for the prestige but so we can get our share of the romance Reconquista.

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  • Chauncey Brown Murder: Tyrell Davidson, 16, Charged as Adult with Shooting Teen in Feud

    Chauncey Brown Murder: Tyrell Davidson, 16, Charged as Adult with Shooting Teen in Feud

    SLMPD

    Tyrell Davidson, a sixteen-year old black male of the 9900 block of Danideer

    Tyrell Davidson, sixteen, faces first-degree murder, first-degree assault and armed criminal action charges after a teenage feud turned into a drive-by shooting.

    The teens were partying at Club 187, at Martin Luther King Drive and Marcus Avenue, in September when a suspect threatened to shoot a rival group with a handgun, according to police.

    Three teens — including Chauncey Brown, a sixteen-year-old from the Dutchtown South neighborhood — left the club to avoid a confrontation when four black males in a white Dodge Challenger pulled up and started shooting.

    See also: Chauncey Brown, Missing Teenager, Found Shot In The Chest (Homicide No. 78)

    When the bullets cleared, Brown was missing. His friends say they looked for him but couldn’t find him in the dark. By 4 p.m. the next day, Brown’s guardian called police, saying he hadn’t responded to calls or messages.

    Police found him one-tenth of a mile north of the club, face down, with a gunshot wound to his chest in the back of a house in the 4700 block of Cote Brilliante Avenue. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

     

    4700 block of Cote Brilliante - Google Maps

    Google Maps

    4700 block of Cote Brilliante

    Davidson will be charged as an adult for Brown’s murder, as well as for assault and armed criminal action.

    Follow Lindsay Toler on Twitter at @StLouisLindsay. E-mail the author at [email protected].

  • The 6 Toughest Eating Challenges in St. Louis and One Foolish Man’s Attempt to Beat Them All

    The 6 Toughest Eating Challenges in St. Louis and One Foolish Man’s Attempt to Beat Them All

    The author at Mama Campisi’s. | Zach Garrison

    Charlie Stark, owner of the Whistle Stop in Ferguson, readily admits where the inspiration for his restaurant’s thirteen-scoop, frozen-yogurt challenge comes from.

    Man v. Food. I won’t lie,” he says.

    Jeff Mullersman, owner and chef at de.lish Cheesecake Bakery & Cafe, also found inspiration after seeing a food-challenge show on television.

    “I just loved watching people taking on the different challenges,” says Mullersman of his fiery-hot Inferno Sandwich Challenge. “It’s just fun to watch people sweat.”

    It’s not as if this is an entirely new trend — Crown Candy Kitchen started its 5 Malt Challenge all the way back in 1913. And there is nothing more prototypically American than our celebration of eating, whether it’s our ridiculously large portions, professional competitive-eating circuits or conquering unfathomable levels of spice, people can’t get enough.

    Lance Ervin, owner of Mama Campisi’s Restaurant, was inspired after he saw someone try to vanquish the largest burger he’d ever seen at a restaurant in Memphis. “I thought I should try to incorporate the idea, but for an Italian restaurant,” he says. Thus, Mama’s Pasta Challenge was born.

    For Ervin, the goal of hosting a challenge was to “create something that would be talked about,” and he notes that people travel from all over with the specific goal of defeating Mama’s Pasta. Simply put, food challenges are fun and attract customers.

    “We don’t really make money on the actual challenge,” says Stark. “It’s just that people always bring friends, and no one wants to sit there and watch their friend eat ice cream, so they have to order something too.”

    There’s another reason why eating challenges succeed: suckers like me. While researching local food challenges, I came to believe that given the right circumstances, my immense appetite could probably handle whatever portions or spice level was presented to me, no problem. The cocky, overly competitive voice inside my head kept insisting that I go out there and dominate.

    I decided to attempt six local food challenges over five weeks — having done no preparation or training — believing fully that my exploits would prove successful and I’d soon receive widespread admiration. Here’s what actually happened.

  • Immaculate Deception

    When Pope John Paul II tapped him to be Archbishop of St. Louis last December, Raymond Burke took yet another stride along the ecumenical fast track. Ordained as a priest in Rome by Pope Paul VI in 1975, Burke had studied canon law in Italy. In 1989 he was appointed to the Supreme Tribunal of the Apostolic Signatura, the church’s highest court, and six years later the pope named him bishop of La Crosse, Wisconsin. Now, at age 55, he was taking his place on the national stage.

    The local press described him as the ultimate Vatican insider, a conservative who was said to follow papal decrees minutely. His hard-line stances often spilled over into the eccentric: He’d pulled his diocese out of Church World Services’ annual Crop Walk because the agency advocates birth control. He’d criticized J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series of children’s books. He’d spearheaded a controversial $25 million shrine in La Crosse honoring Our Lady of Guadalupe. Most remarkably, he’d ordered priests in his diocese to deny Communion to Catholic politicians who supported euthanasia or abortion rights.

    One controversy, however, appeared to have missed Burke entirely: the clergy sex-abuse scandal, which for two years running had rocked the moral underpinnings of the Catholic Church.

    While other dioceses reeled amid thousands of allegations of abuse by priests, the Diocese of La Crosse had recently reported that from 1950 to 2002 a mere 10 out of a total of 705 clerics had been found guilty of sexual misconduct — a rate of 1.4 percent. By contrast, the United States Council of Catholic Bishops reported a national average of roughly 4 percent during the same time period. All told, only 31 allegations of clergy sexual abuse had been substantiated in La Crosse. Only three of those cases had made headlines in Wisconsin. One involved a non-diocesan priest, Timothy Svea, who was part of a religious order (see accompanying sidebar); the other two priests are dead.

    Burke, it seemed, had tended his garden nicely in La Crosse and was well poised to minister to the fallout of the scandal in the Archdiocese of St. Louis. Whereas his predecessor, Justin Rigali, had drawn fire for ignoring victims of abuse, the incoming archbishop was tidily insulated from the problem. So much so, in fact, that when St. Louis Post-Dispatch reporter Ron Harris asked him to name the most pressing issue facing the Catholic Church here, Burke replied, “How to organize our parishes and our Catholic schools.”

    But some members of Raymond Burke’s former flock paint a far different portrait of the erstwhile bishop of La Crosse. If cases of clergy sex abuse were few and far between, they say, it was because Burke was a master at keeping a lid on them. Several victims who claim they were abused by priests in La Crosse tell Riverfront Times they were stonewalled by Burke, who declined to report their allegations to local authorities. And while some of his fellow church officials nationwide were reaching hefty settlements with victims, Raymond Burke was unyielding in his refusal to negotiate with victims’ rights groups. He declined to make public the names of priests who were known to have been abusive, and he denied requests to set up a victims’ fund. Most strikingly, Riverfront Times has learned, while bishop in La Crosse Burke allowed at least three priests to remain clerics in good standing long after allegations of their sexual misconduct had been proven — to the church, to the courts and, finally, to Burke himself.

    His critics say Burke’s ability to conceal the diocese’s dirty laundry was abetted by Wisconsin’s unique civil code, which makes it virtually impossible for someone to sue the church for the actions of an individual priest.

    “He stands with his fellow bishops in Wisconsin as having had the ability to just rebuke and ignore our victims,” says Jeff Anderson, an attorney in St. Paul, Minnesota, who specializes in clergy abuse cases. “He has a long history of making pastoral statements that they care, that they want to heal, that they want to help. They are very long on words, but very short on actions.”

    “We don’t exist, for him,” seconds Peter Isely, a Wisconsin leader of the national Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (SNAP). “Loyalty to the church is of the highest order for him, and his response to victims’ claims has been lethargic and slow and reluctant and bureaucratic and impersonal.”

    Then again, if success is measured in money saved and avoidance of scandal, Raymond Burke possesses a sterling record. At a time when dioceses are reaching million-dollar settlements with individual victims and filing for bankruptcy, Burke reported in January 2004 that between 1950 and 2002 the Diocese of La Crosse paid out a grand total of $15,807.38 to victims seeking counseling for clergy sexual abuse.


    It was in May of 1971 that B.V. first met the man she says sexually abused her. She was nine years old, and her family had traveled 45 minutes to the small town of Hewitt, Wisconsin, to attend a relative’s wedding. While at the wedding, her parents befriended Father Raymond Bornbach, pastor of St. Michael’s Parish. (At their request, victims in this article are not identified by name.)

    “After that wedding he called my mom and asked to spend some special time with my sister and I,” B.V. writes in a handwritten statement delivered to diocesan officials on September 22, 2003.

    Her mother agreed, and soon Bornbach was traveling far outside his parish to pick up the girls and take them for drives along central Wisconsin’s rural two-lane roads.

    B.V. alleges that during the drives Bornbach would pull over at outdoor rest stops and ask her eight-year-old sister to get out of the car. “She would sit nearby on a rock, while in the car he would have me sit next to him[;] he would rub his hands up and down my thighs,” B.V. writes. “He would always kiss me on the lips and he smelled of cigar breath. He would stick his tongue in my mouth.”

    According to the statement, a copy of which B.V. supplied to Riverfront Times, the abuse continued for more than a year, becoming progressively more intense. Eventually, B.V. alleges, Bornbach brought her to his house, took her upstairs to his bedroom and offered her a rosary before molesting her. “[He] asked to see the scar on my left arm and side where I had been burned as a child,” she writes. “He removed my dress and rub [sic] my chest and laid me on the bed, he then laid on top of me and started to hump up and down and rub his body on mine.”

    Bornbach didn’t go any further, B.V. states. He was interrupted by his housekeeper. When the bedroom door opened, she writes, “he jumped up and told her we would be right down.”

    Afterward, B.V. recalls in her statement, Bornbach took her to a local hardware store and bought her a bike. “[It was] my 1st ever bike,” she writes. “It was purple.”

    The statement was penned nine months after B.V. came forward with her allegations in a January 6, 2003, letter to then-Bishop Burke. “They told Bornbach to get an attorney and not to talk to anyone,” B.V. says during an interview in her central Wisconsin home. “So when I called, I asked if I was supposed to get an attorney, too. They proceeded to tell me that if I got an attorney, all communication with them would cease.”

    It was the beginning of what became for her a painful eighteen-month saga. “I was really naive in thinking that once they received this letter they would right away do something with this guy,” B.V. says today. “Bishop Burke protects his own.”

    Archbishop Burke declines to comment about specific instances of sexual abuse, but he defends his record and his “open door” policy for victims of clergy abuse. “I have a policy, both in La Crosse and here, to meet personally with those who are making allegations, and then to follow very carefully the protocols that have been established by church law,” Burke said during a telephone interview with Riverfront Times that also was attended by archdiocesan attorney Bernie Huger and archdiocesan communications director Jim Orso. “My response was always pastoral. I wanted to meet personally with the victims, or alleged victims. I met with them as often as they wanted.”

    Initially B.V. wanted four things from the diocese: She wanted Bornbach stripped of his collar. She wanted his name released to the public. She wanted to meet her alleged abuser face to face and she wanted to meet with Raymond Burke.

    “From day one I asked to speak with the bishop. Almost every time I talked to these people I asked how come I wasn’t talking to the bishop,” B.V. says. “How come something wasn’t being done?”

    Instead of meeting with B.V., the bishop appointed a liaison to meet with the alleged victim. When B.V. asked if her therapist could attend the liaison’s initial fact-finding interview, Burke agreed, though it went against a policy on child sexual abuse he’d set out in 2002. He stipulated two conditions, however, in a letter dated May 6, 2003. “The interview will be confidential. Therefore, no recordings or notes may be made or taken,” he writes. The second stipulation: “You agree that the interview is part of an internal Church process which may not be disclosed, compelled to be disclosed, or used as evidence in or as a basis for any non-Church action.”

    B.V. balked. She wasn’t ready to tell her story to a stranger, and she canceled the meeting. “You have to be ready,” she says. “Some days you don’t want to talk about it, other days you do.”

    But the diocese wasn’t waiting around. Unbeknownst to B.V., Burke had passed the matter off to the Diocese of La Crosse Child Sexual Abuse Review Board, a six-member group of church and lay officials — including the diocesan attorney — whose duty it is to review allegations of clergy sexual abuse. So B.V. was surprised to receive a letter from the board on August 28, 2003, warning, “If we do not hear from you by Monday, September 15, 2003, we will assume you do not wish pursue to [sic] the matter and the case will be closed.”

    “I called them immediately,” she says. “[I] told them, ‘You can close the case, but it will never be closed for me.’”


    At age 89, Father Raymond Bornbach now lives in a humble single-story home in Marshfield, Wisconsin. Diabetes and a recent operation to replace his aortic valve have restricted his movements. Nonetheless, he continues to put on his Roman collar and visit patients at nearby St. Joseph’s Hospital. During a recent interview, he confirmed that he still draws a pension from the church. He also is still listed in the Official Catholic Directory as a retired priest in good standing. He denies ever engaging in any sexual misconduct and describes his relationship with B.V. as “best friends.” (When asked by the sexual review board about the abortive assault at the priest’s home, Bornbach’s housekeeper, with whom he still lives, also denied the incident occurred.)

    It took years of therapy before B.V. finally mustered the strength to bring her allegations to the bishop of La Crosse. What she did not know, however, was that she was not the first to contact Burke regarding Raymond Bornbach.

    In a letter dated March 26, 2001, another alleged victim of clergy abuse contacted by Riverfront Times wrote to Burke, stating: “I know I have talked to you about Fr. Raymond Bornbach before, and I thought when you retired him it would take care of the problem of his dirty little hands and his filthy mouth…. But it has not since he still goes to the St. Joseph [sic] Hospital in Marshfield, and visits sick people,” the letter reads. “He still goes on the psych unit and tells women there that ‘Jesus loves them and he does too.’ When he was visiting [illegible] there he not only told her that but he was also touching her breasts and putting his tongue in her mouth…. I know what he did to her because she told me right after it happened.” (The letter writer, who supplied Riverfront Times with a copy of the correspondence, blacked out the name of the alleged victim at St. Joseph’s.)

    The letter writer goes on to detail other instances of alleged abuse by Bornbach, before concluding: “Bornbach even wearing the collar is such a disgrace to all good priests. I’m surprised the other priests don’t strip Bornbach of his collar.”

    As with all allegations of clergy abuse, Burke declines to discuss specifics. “Whenever an accusation is brought, no matter what the status of the priest was, it was thoroughly investigated,” he says. “The priest was confronted, and it was thoroughly investigated: That’s my policy.”

    The diocese may well have investigated Bornbach, but any such records are strictly shielded from public view. Nonetheless, at least one other alleged victim cited in the letter says she was never contacted by investigators in relation to Raymond Bornbach.

    As the months dragged on, B.V. became increasingly frustrated with Burke’s inaction. “It was pointless to talk to the diocese,” she says. “I called one of [the members of the Child Sexual Abuse Review Board] and said: ‘I want a meeting.’”

    It was not until B.V. contacted the review board that she was finally afforded an interview with Bishop Burke, on January 10 — a full year after she’d stepped forward. Her husband went with her.

    B.V. says that during the meeting Burke promised he’d make a decision about the Bornbach matter by the time he left for St. Louis. “We said, ‘You leave on January 24th, that’s all over the newspapers. We know when you leave. Are you going to be able to make a decision in four days?’ He said, ‘Yes, I will definitely call you and let you know what we’ve decided,’” B.V. recalls. “Of course, January 24th came and went with no word from Burke.”

    Last week B.V. received a letter from the diocese informing her that the Child Sexual Abuse Review Board had substantiated her claim and that appropriate action would be taken.

    “We recommended that action be taken against Father Bornbach,” says one board member, who spoke on condition that his name not appear in print. “[Although] at his age we were told laicization would probably not take place, but it would be recommended that he no longer act or appear with a Roman collar as a Roman Catholic priest.”

    B.V. credits the board for investigating her claim and believes that had she not contacted its members, nothing would have happened. “This man is a rock,” she says of Burke. “He is not moving. He knows his laws, and he knows he’s protected. The law protects the church. They don’t have to do anything about these people. Nothing. And this bishop knows that.”


    “The law” derives from a 1995 Wisconsin State Supreme Court decision in the matter of Pritzlaff v. the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. In that case, Judith Pritzlaff sued the archdiocese in 1992 for $3 million, arguing that an affair she’d had with a priest in 1959 had ruined her marriage. The state’s highest court upheld a lower court’s finding in favor of the archdiocese. The justices held that a court of law cannot determine whether a church has been negligent in hiring or supervising its priests. The relationship between a bishop and a priest is part of religious practice, they reasoned, and therefore a bishop’s decision about an individual priest’s fitness for ministry is fundamentally a religious decision. To rule on such a matter, the justices found, would unduly entangle the courts in religious practice.

    The watershed decision made it virtually impossible to sue a Wisconsin diocese for its conduct regarding an individual priest’s actions — one of the few ways in which abusers become publicly known and dioceses are held accountable. Victims may still sue individual priests, but rare is the lawyer who’ll take a case against a defendant who has taken a vow of poverty.

    “Burke has been effectively insulated from accountability,” says St. Paul attorney Jeff Anderson. “He was operating in a state where there were no effective legal remedies: You can’t sue them.”

    Of course, abuse victims may seek criminal charges against a priest, but the allegations must be presented within the statute of limitations, which for sex crimes against minors in Wisconsin generally means taking action before the victim reaches age 35.

    It was the statute of limitations that doomed a lawsuit Anderson brought against the Diocese of La Crosse in 1991. In that case, Jane Y. Doe v. the Diocese of La Crosse, the plaintiff alleged that when she was fourteen years old she was sexually abused by Father Thomas Garthwaite, who was then pastor of Sacred Heart of Jesus Parish in Marshfield.

    “[The] Diocese knew or should reasonably have known that Defendant Father Thomas Garthwaite suffered a serious significant psychiatric condition requiring professional treatment and was unfit for placement as a parish priest,” reads Anderson’s original complaint filed in La Crosse County Court. “Defendant Father Garthwaite regularly and repeatedly sexually abused the Plaintiff. The sexual abuse occurred, among other places, at the rectory and on the grounds of the Defendant Sacred Heart Church, and occurred during counseling sessions. Defendant Father Garthwaite repeatedly told the minor Plaintiff that she was a devil and was responsible for the sexual contact…. Father Garthwaite severely beat the Plaintiff.”

    Today at age 55, Doe is unflinching in her description of the alleged abuse. “Tom Garthwaite abused me in the confessional. We were having sex on the altar in the church. He was putting the host inside my vagina, and eating it out,” she says during an interview at her home in central Wisconsin. “[Garthwaite] made me come to the confessional and tell him how sorry he was that I took a man of God and caused him to sin. Then he made me suck him off. He would hold my head to his penis — to his belly — and he would ejaculate in my mouth and say, ‘Swallow it, bitch.’ Then he would tell me that I didn’t do enough penance and it was still my fault.

    “Burke knew about all this stuff,” Doe says. “In 1995 I told him about Tom.”

    When Doe’s suit against the diocese was rejected by the court in the early 1990s, Burke was working in Rome. But Doe says she was the first alleged victim of clergy abuse to meet with him after he became bishop in 1995.

    The alleged abuse left lasting scars on Doe’s psyche; her psychotherapist, Daniel Carlson of Minneapolis, Minnesota, diagnosed her with depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. But Carlson would later note in an unrelated correspondence, “I have always found her to be a reliable and believable witness to her own past trauma.”

    Nonetheless, soon after Doe’s first meeting with the bishop, Burke received an alternative analysis for Doe’s condition. “For the last six months, [Jane Doe] has shown symptoms that I cannot explain on a purely psychological basis,” wrote Medford, Wisconsin, psychologist Joseph F. Roe in a letter to Burke dated September 3, 1996, which was supplied to Riverfront Times in a bundle of documents and correspondence. “This patient needs someone to assess whether or not she requires deliverance prayers.” In a follow-up letter dated April 15, 1997, Roe again appeals to the bishop: “I would like to be able to refer her to someone who would be qualified to discern whether or not she is possessed.”

    Burke declines to comment about the case. But judging from his letters, it appears he obliged Roe’s request. In a letter dated June 17, 1998, Burke writes to Gerry Peterson of Family & Children’s Service, a private nonprofit agency in Minneapolis: “Before granting the permission for an exorcism, according to the proven practice of the Church, I require a competent psychiatric or psychological determination of the person’s condition. For that purpose, Ms. [Doe] has been referred to you. When your psychological assessment has been completed, I ask that you provide me with the pertinent records and conclusion, so that I may make a determination regarding a possible exorcism. I am certain she will sign a release to permit this disclosure. Enclosed is payment in full for the above required treatment.”

    Apparently there was a misunderstanding. Peterson was in fact running group-therapy sessions for victims of clergy sexual abuse, and when Burke discovered the therapist was not examining her patients for demonic possession, the bishop balked. In a letter dated July 27, 1998, Burke writes to Peterson: “It was my understanding that [Jane Doe] was seeing you for purposes of conducting a psychological assessment related to potential demonic possession. I was not aware that you would not be providing those services…. I don’t recall agreeing to pay for group therapy…. I do intend to obtain a psychological assessment for Ms. [Doe] in the above mentioned sense. However, if that is not possible through you or your agency, then I would kindly ask you to return the payment made so that it can be assigned for the purposes it was intended.”

    Doe, who provided Riverfront Times with copies of the correspondence, says she was never evaluated for demonic possession. While Burke won’t comment about the specific incident, he does say he is not opposed to the practice. “[If] I thought there was some question of a diabolical influence on the person causing the person distress, or that person had become involved or indicated to me that he or she had become involved with Satanic activity, then exorcism — there are various rites in the Church to combat the influence of Satan and evil spirits,” the archbishop says. “Those could be properly used for the spiritual good of the person.”


    In the coming years Burke met with Doe on multiple occasions. Their correspondence, often combative, occasionally tender, is marked by numerous letters from Doe and the occasional reply from Burke. “Over the years I have come to respect you not just as a Bishop but as a compassionate ‘pastor of souls,’” Doe writes in a letter dated December 14, 2001. “When you told me you were ‘sorry’ that made a huge difference in my recovery. You didn’t just say it once, but you said it again.”

    This brief rapprochement accompanies a formal claim of clergy sexual abuse against Father Thomas Garthwaite. In the document, Doe requests back payment from 1966 to 2001 in the amount of $25,000 per year. In support of her claim, she cites two notes contained in her lawsuit, which she allegedly received from Garthwaite.

    The first, from December 1966, reads: “Hello Baby, My number is still in the phone book — all you need to do is dial. I’ll take you up on the offer you made in the hospital. I did not at the time think [illegible] grab all that subtlety. Nothing wrong with me that a [illegible] would not cure — yours only! I need with you a night of Love[,] Tiger.”

    The second note, which Doe claims is a response to a letter she’d written Garthwaite, is dated July 20, 1984, and reads: “It makes me glad that you’re not so bad as you were at fifteen. You did not know at thirteen. Tiger.”

    In August 2002, more than seven years after Doe first approached the bishop, Burke agreed to help with her counseling costs. In a letter dated August 19 of that year, he appears to accept her claims of abuse: “As I have stated before, I am deeply sorry for any harm that has come to you from any priest, especially form [sic] the Diocese of La Crosse. I have written this to you and stated it to you personally on many occasions, and I am happy to write it once again. I have studied the documents which you have sent to me. I do not question your veracity.”

    Over the course of the next year, the diocese reimbursed Doe roughly $10,000, from a fund for works of charity. Garthwaite, meanwhile, remained listed as a retired priest in good standing. In 2003 his name was quietly removed from the roles of the Official Catholic Directory. Neither Burke nor the diocese would comment on his whereabouts or status.

    Doe requested multiple times that Bishop Burke hand over her allegations to the diocese’s Child Sexual Abuse Review Board. Burke refused. In a July 15, 2003, letter to Doe, he writes: “Regarding Father Garthwaite, as you know, he has been removed from ministry. Given the fact that he has already been removed from ministry, it is not necessary to present your case to the Review Panel. The Review Panel is only used in those cases in which there is a question of whether or not a priest ought to be removed from ministry. If that has already occurred, no review is necessary or possible.”

    The bishop’s reasoning appears to contradict the “Child Sexual Abuse Policy and Procedures of the Diocese of La Crosse,” which Burke himself had composed a year earlier. According to Article 10 of that document, “If the accusation is not admitted, the matter will be referred to the Diocese of La Crosse Child Sexual Abuse Review Board.”

    It is possible, of course, that Garthwaite admitted guilt. At any rate, in an evident change of heart, Burke informed Doe a month later that he was in fact sending the matter on to the Child Sexual Abuse Review Board, “to see whether the members judge it fitting to speak with you personally.”

    According to one member of the board, Doe’s file has yet to arrive. The board member says the panel has received only three cases from Burke. Two of them involved priests who had died; the third was the recently investigated case of B.V. and Raymond Bornbach.

    “There were no allegations brought to us formally on Garthwaite,” the board member says. “Like I say, the ones we have, have all been against deceased priests. Bornbach is the only living priest that has come before the review board.”

    In a written response to a series of questions, Father Lawrence Dunklee, vicar of priests for the Diocese of La Crosse, tersely refutes the board member’s claim, calling it “untrue” and asserting that the diocese has adhered strictly both to the criteria set out by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops and to Burke’s own policy on sexual-abuse claims.

    Burke seconds the diocese’s stand. “I find that a bit amazing,” the archbishop says of the assertion that only three cases were supplied to the Child Sexual Abuse Review Board. “I cannot comment on individual cases, but I can simply tell you this: Whenever there was an accusation, a full investigation took place.”


    In 1975 D.K. enrolled at the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire and took a work-study job as a janitor. At the time, Father James E. Mason was leading the campus ministry at the university. D.K.’s relationship with his girlfriend was in trouble, he says, and he often sought the priest’s counsel. When the romance finally ended, Mason asked the young man to move in with him. D.K. accepted.

    It was not the first time D.K. had met the priest; he’d held the same custodial job while a junior in high school. At that time, D.K. says, Mason had made sexual advances. “He started really pressing the issue with me — a lot of hugging and that sort of thing,” D.K. recalls.

    Nonetheless, D.K. says that when he returned to the university as a student, he didn’t avoid Mason. “I thought that I was pretty special to be Father Mason’s friend,” he says. “In some ways I kind of felt sorry for him, you know? He had a drinking problem, and he’d always told me about his problems.

    “Especially after I broke up with my girlfriend, I confided in him and that kind of thing, and he took advantage of that and made it a sexual thing,” D.K. goes on. “He was always trying to push me into having sex with him, and for some stupid damn reason I let him touch me several times in the groin. It was all pretty bizarre. Looking at the whole thing after having been through counseling for a number of years, now I can see just exactly what happened: Father Mason wasn’t my friend; he was grooming me for sex. He got so aggressive one time that he came in in his underwear and started wrestling with me and sticking his tongue in my mouth. I was freaking out about it and everything. He was trying to sexually assault me, is what he was doing. I fought him off. I punched him pretty hard a few times just to get him to stop.”

    D.K. says he left Wisconsin soon after the incident. He worked as a miner in Colorado and South Dakota, married and started a family. It wasn’t until he entered therapy in 2000, he says, that he really began thinking about what Mason had done. “I thought it was my responsibility — once I understood how all this stuff works — because at least in my mind, he had no doubt done this to other people,” D.K. says. “I got hold of [Bishop Burke] in 2000 and told him about it. I got a feeling there’s quite a track record on this guy, and maybe no one’s spoken up about it.”

    What D.K. did not know was that in 1981 Father James Mason had been found guilty in Wisconsin’s Chippewa County Court of sexually assaulting a student who’d come to him for counseling.

    “Mason directed that [the student] seat himself on the couch and remove his shirt,” reads the criminal complaint, filed July 24, 1981. “Mason then maneuvered him into a position where he was laying on his back with Mason lying on top of him. The student stated further that Mason kissed and hugged him during this meeting. The student stated that he did not give Mason consent to have sexual contact with him.”

    Mason’s sentence was withheld, and he was placed on eighteen months’ probation.

    Neither Burke nor the current administration of the Diocese of La Crosse will comment specifically on the status or whereabouts of James Mason. But according to the Official Catholic Directory, the priest moved in 1981 from Chippewa Falls to the Roncalli Newman Parish in La Crosse, where he remained until 1986. From 1987 through 1992, Mason is listed as “Absent on Sick Leave.” From 1993 to the present, he is listed as “On Duty Outside the Diocese.”

    Mason did not return phone calls requesting comment for this article, and diocesan officials would not comment on in what capacity he now serves his diocese, or whether he continues to draw a salary.

    As with Garthwaite, Father Lawrence Dunklee says D.K.’s version of events is “untrue.” Adds Dunklee in his written statement: “Specific cases are confidential and will not be disclosed or acknowledged.”

    According to several diocesan priests, Mason now counsels drug users in the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. He is said to have undergone “voluntary laicization” earlier this year — roughly three years after D.K. first presented Burke with his claims.

    In his correspondence with D.K., Burke appears unwilling to admit that the diocese might be at fault. “I have met with Father James Mason, as I indicated to you, on the Saturday before Palm Sunday. I shared completely with him what you had reported to me,” the bishop writes in letter dated May 6, 2003, which D.K. supplied to Riverfront Times. “Father Mason does not remember the specific incidents which you reported to me. He indicated to me that his memory of that whole period of time is not good because he was suffering, at the time,

  • Lester Davis Shoots Up Barber Shop During Sandy Hook Elementary Discussion, Gets 14 Years in Jail

    Lester Davis Shoots Up Barber Shop During Sandy Hook Elementary Discussion, Gets 14 Years in Jail

    Lester Davis of Wentzville.

    Lester Davis, 57, was sentenced to 14 years in jail Monday after shooting up a Wentzville barber shop during a conversation about the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut.

    Davis, of Wentzville, pleaded guilty to second-degree assault, armed criminal action and being a felon in possession of a firearm, according to the St. Charles County prosecuting attorney’s office. Each count costs Davis seven years in prison, but he will serve the assault and criminal action sentences concurrently.

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    After a violent attack at Sandy Hook Elementary left twenty children and six adults dead in December 2012, a man at All Cuts Barber Shop mentioned that the shooting made him want to murder Adam Lanza, the twenty-year-old suspect.

    For some reason, that statement caused Davis to lose it. He stepped out of the shop, got his loaded Smith & Wesson 9 mm pistol from his Volkswagen sedan, walked back in and shot three times at the man, according to the St. Louis Post Dispatch.

    “I’ll let you slide,” Davis told the man before walking out of the barber shop and driving away. He later turned himself in to police.

    Davis also has a felony conviction in New Jersey and a history of altercations with neighbors resulting in orders of protection against him.

    Follow Lindsay Toler on Twitter at @StLouisLindsay. E-mail the author at [email protected].

  • Chauncey Brown, Missing Teenager, Found Shot In The Chest (Homicide No. 78)

    Chauncey Brown, Missing Teenager, Found Shot In The Chest (Homicide No. 78)

    via Flickr, Ken

    The body of 16-year-old Chauncey Brown, who was reported missing on Friday, was located Saturday in the rear of the 4700 block of Cote Brilliante. St. Louis Metropolitan Police say the teen was found face down with an apparent gunshot wound in the chest.

    Another 16-year-old black male has been taken into custody in connection to the shooting.

    Brown, who lived on the 2900 block of Keokuk, had gone out Friday night with two friends to Club 187, located on Martin Luther King Drive and Marcus Avenue. They ran into several individuals they were feuding with, and witnesses say one of those individuals threatened to shoot Brown and his friends with a handgun.

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    Trying to avoid confrontation, Brown’s group left the club. Confrontation followed, however, in the form of a newer model white Dodge Challenger, whose four occupants opened fire on the group of teenagers, who scattered and ran.

    One of the victims told police that he and others searched for Brown after the coast was clear, but they could not find him. He was reported missing Friday afternoon, and after a search officers found his body on Saturday.

    Police say they recovered the car used in the drive-by shooting, and that the investigation is ongoing.

    Here’s the full statement by the police:

    Incident: Homicide

    Location: 4700 block of Cote Brilliante (rear)

    Date/Time: 09/27/13 to 09/28/13 @ 1557

    Victim #1: Chauncey Brown, a 16-year old black male of the 2900 block of Keokuk

    Victim #2: 16-year old black male (not injured)

    Victim #3: Unknown

    Suspect: A 16-year old black male has been taken into custody. The vehicle used in
    the incident has been recovered.

    On 9/28/13, The Homicide Section was requested to 4700 block of Cote Brilliante (rear) for a victim of a shooting. The victim was located facedown with an apparent gunshot wound to his chest. He was pronounced deceased by EMS. On 9/27/13, the victims were at “Club 187”, which is located on Martin Luther King and Marcus. The victims and witnesses observed several suspects they had a prior feud with at this location. One of the suspects threatened to shoot victims with a handgun. To avoid a confrontation, the victims left the club. According to witnesses, a newer model, white Dodge Challenger, occupied by four black males, drove toward the victims. The suspects fired several gunshots at the victims from the moving vehicle. Victim #2 and witnesses advised they searched for Victim #1, but failed to locate him because the area in which he was last seen was very dark. On 09/27/13 at a 4 p.m. Victim #1 guardian contacted police stating the victim had not been seen and had not responded to numerous phone calls or text messages. The guardian stated Victim #1 had gone to a party the night before at Club 187. Aware that officers had previously responded to calls for shoots fired in the area of Dr. Martin Luther King and Marcus, officers responded to area and conducted a search and located Victim #1 in the rear of the 4700 block of Cote Brilliante. Victim #3 ran from the scene hasn’t been identified as of yet. A 16-year old black male has been taken into
    custody. The vehicle used in the incident has been recovered. The investigation is
    ongoing.

    Follow Daniel Wicentowski on Twitter at @D_Towski. E-mail the author at [email protected].

  • The Dark Wall: Legendary tornado chaser Tim Samaras’ last ride

    The Dark Wall: Legendary tornado chaser Tim Samaras’ last ride

    Before it came for him, Dan Robinson watched the thing grow. It began as a bolus that descended out of the storm, projecting needlelike vortices that lanced the wheat fields. Columnar towers 100 yards wide gathered and darkened against the pale light, unspooling into wispy coronas that moved across the prairie beneath the two-and-a-half-mile-wide wall cloud above.

    It was a little after 6 p.m. on May 31. Dozens of storm chasers were navigating back roads beneath a swollen mesocyclone that had brought an early dusk to the remote farm country southwest of El Reno, Oklahoma. Robinson, a website designer and chaser from St. Louis, jumped into his compact Toyota and sped east. He peered out at the tornado, now wrapping itself in rain so dense that he struggled to make out its leading edge. He swore it was moving farther away. If he got out ahead of it, he reasoned, he might get a better look.

    For seven miles, he raced the tornado over dirt roads. It spanned close to a mile, but it would have looked like a shapeless wall of torrential rain to the untrained eye. The last time he’d had a good bead on the funnel, it was tracking east-southeast. Now, as he drove south, he could tell something had changed. It was nearly imperceptible, the way mountains loom larger as you drive toward them. But in 30 seconds, the darkness on the horizon was filling his entire field of vision.

    “I’m getting too close,” he said to himself.

    His view to the south was wide open, a country of buffalo grass, red cedar and scrubby blackjack oak. He glanced out of the passenger window, but he couldn’t find the tornado’s outline. That was worrisome. Robinson didn’t like getting in front of tornadoes he couldn’t see.

    He rolled up to Highway 81 but stopped. The mass was already passing over. Robinson drove across the highway’s four lanes and picked up a gravel road. He caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye.

    A gray, vaporous curtain swept toward the road ahead of him.

    At the heading and speed he thought the tornado had been traveling, there was no reason it should be this close. Yet his windshield was lashed by bands of rain. A darker form took shape in the south. Robinson blew through the stop sign. The heavy rains slackened, and in that moment he knew he should not be there.

    The curtain overtook him again and the rain came faster, with a sound against his windshield like stones against glass. His Toyota lurched to the side in 100 mph gusts and began fishtailing in the gravel, causing the car’s traction control to cut power to the wheels. He backed off on the accelerator to override it. He did this again and again, never maintaining a speed faster than 42 mph.

    He punched through swirling eddies of rain. His windshield wipers couldn’t clear the water. He drove on, blind.

    If he had looked at his rearview mirror, he would have seen the headlights of a white Chevy Cobalt. Inside was Tim Samaras, one of the country’s most respected tornado scientists, who had built his career by placing sophisticated probes in the paths of oncoming tornadoes. These devices, which he called “turtles,” took measurements from inside the storms. No chaser could claim as many intercepts.

    Samaras had an uncanny ability for finding twisters and escaping them with his life. But the monster hiding in the rain that day was something he had never encountered. What neither Robinson nor Samaras could have known was that in seconds it had grown from 1 mile to 2.6 miles wide, making it the largest tornado ever documented. And it was tearing toward them across open wheat fields at highway speed. The difference between escape and incomprehensible violence was measured in hundreds of yards. And while Robinson never looked back, his rear-facing dash camera did, capturing the last living images of a legend.


    To ride with Tim Samaras and his expert forecaster, Carl Young, was to ride with the “big boys,” as Matt Grzych puts it. For two seasons, Grzych ventured with them beneath mesocyclones, the rotating masses of air that stretch for miles overhead and often spawn tornadoes. In a crew-cab GMC truck outfitted with a winch, chain saws and a mobile weather station, they’d run them down.

    He remembers the way that truck could slice through the current of rain, hail and wind feeding a supercell thunderstorm. They’d drop down ahead of the tornado, deploy devices made of hardened steel and filled with instrumentation to measure wind velocity, barometric pressure and temperature. Then they’d run as fast as the GMC could carry them.

    Much of this was well documented on the Discovery Channel’s Storm Chasers. But it only told part of the story. Samaras and Young were one component of a much larger endeavor. Left out was the rest of TWISTEX, a loose confederation of PhDs, trained spotters and meteorologists who fanned out behind the tornadoes in Chevy Cobalts, assembling themselves into a dragnet of atmospheric measurements. As important as it was to get readings from inside tornadoes, they also needed to understand the environment that caused them to form, intensify and unravel. But that part of the operation didn’t make for good TV. So the camera crew focused on Grzych, Samaras, and Young, and their daredevil tornado intercepts.

    The chasers were willing to get close enough to smell ripped-up grass or the scent of splintered lumber and shredded insulation given off by the twister. Once, when they ventured into Dixie Alley and found a tornado hidden inside the deep pine woods near Canton, Mississippi, Grzych pleaded with them to stay out of the trees. But Samaras had already announced that they would deploy a probe at all costs. They narrowly missed a tornado that felled timber and power lines as it crossed the road no more than 100 yards in front of them. He told the cameras that this was why they chased — to feed hard data into the study of these dimly understood and deadly phenomena. The risks, for him, were worth it. Yet they were carefully calculated, and he had always managed to bring his crew out alive.

    Samaras, a slight, professorial-looking man with an aquiline nose and kind eyes, was an autodidact with only a high school education. He nonetheless went on to become a star engineer at Applied Research Associates in Littleton, Colorado, specializing in blast testing and airliner crash investigation. The National Transportation Safety Board recognized him for his work on TWA flight 800, which exploded over the Atlantic Ocean in 1996, killing 230 passengers.

    Samaras loved a puzzle, to know how things worked. And there were few greater mysteries than the titans that tore through the plains east of his home in the Colorado foothills. He began chasing in his twenties, wanting only to be near them, transfixed by their terrible beauty, by the sounds and the way they smelled. When experiencing the tornadoes was no longer enough and his analytical mind sought questions that his eyes couldn’t answer, his engineering ability and resources transformed a passing fascination into a legitimate scientific pursuit. Using a wind tunnel, he developed turtle probes that remained firmly anchored to the ground even as they took a direct hit.

    They were put to the ultimate test on June 24, 2003, outside Manchester, South Dakota. Samaras jogged into a roadside ditch, hefting a probe as an EF-4 tornado bore down on him. Moments later, the tornado struck the instrument. Samaras watched from a safe remove as houses were blown apart like piles of leaves. The tornado that razed Manchester registered the steepest drop in barometric pressure on record, and it was captured on Samaras’ turtle.

    The finding catapulted him to fame. National Geographic wanted to underwrite his research. He partnered with the University of Iowa’s famed tornado laboratory. Boeing paid him to field-test hail-resistant skin for its aircraft. He found a chase partner in Carl Young, a bit-part Hollywood actor turned atmospheric science student who was quickly becoming a promising forecaster. He began collaborating with Bruce Lee and Cathy Finley, University of Northern Colorado researchers who studied the forces at work outside of tornadoes. TWISTEX was born.

    The group authored peer-reviewed papers for Monthly Weather Review and the American Meteorological Society. They could lay claim to nearly every measurement taken from within a tornado. This was partially because Samaras was a brilliant engineer, but it was also because no one could read a storm quite like him. Young excelled at choosing the right storm systems using Doppler radar, but once they sat beneath the mesocyclone, Samaras’ ability to spot the signs led them to the tornado.

    Samaras was an aggressive, dogged chaser, who often had to be reminded by his colleagues to stop and eat. But he was also beloved. To his children, he was the father who set up a camera on a tripod in front of the Christmas tree because they had demanded evidence of Santa’s existence. He once dressed his son, Paul, as a ham radio for Halloween. He was the first male Girl Scout troop leader in Colorado.

    To his chasing friends, he was the guy who had them out to his home in Bennett, Colorado, where the Great Plains met the foothills, for war stories and copious bowls of his “bunghole-burnin’ green chili.”

    To his colleagues, he was their benevolent leader and mentor.

    Samaras made sure his crew ate well and stayed in the best lodging to be found. But every chaser will tell you the pursuit exacts a price. For days, sometimes weeks at a time, they leave loved ones and place themselves at hazard — in part because they want to better understand the storms, but also because humans have always taken the measure of themselves against the natural world. Though he respected these forces, by walking away with his life from hundreds of tornadoes, in some way Samaras had shown he was equal to them.

    After the 2011 tornado season, the Discovery Channel canceled Storm Chasers, and with it a significant source of funding for TWISTEX. The next year, one of the weakest seasons on record, the team was all but dormant. But as 2013 rolled around, Samaras managed to secure a grant through National Geographic for lightning research.

    As a ballistics researcher, he had used a one-ton camera capable of capturing 150,000 frames per second to study explosions. When the government put it up for auction, he bought the hulking device for $600. Samaras replaced the film technology with digital sensors that allowed him to capture up to 1 million frames per second. The “kahuna,” as it came to be known, sought the moment of contact when intricate, negatively charged fingers of light splintered out of the sky, meeting a positive charge reaching up out of the earth. Samaras pursued yet another of nature’s most fleeting moments.

    For now, his tornado research would remain on the back burner. Samaras brought his 24-year-old son, Paul, a Star Wars geek who’d developed into a brilliant photographer and videographer. And he brought Young, his trusted chase partner. They crisscrossed the Corn Belt together, hunting lightning. If they chased twisters, it would be on their own time and on their own dime.


    On May 19, Matt Grzych sat in gridlocked traffic in Moore, a suburb of Oklahoma City, during a stalled chase. A mile-wide EF-5 tornado tore through the middle of town and across Interstate 35, uprooting sturdy oaks and shearing houses from their foundations. The elementary school near him was razed, killing seven children. Grzych watched as those around him panicked. Trucks sped through the median, some in reverse, while insulation rained down from the sky. It was the first EF-5 he’d ever witnessed. He swore he’d never chase in the Oklahoma City metro area again.

    Almost as soon as he’d posted about his experience on Facebook, he heard from an envious Young. “He called me up immediately, freaking out about how I got onto Moore,” Grzych says. “His main thing was, ‘What were you looking at in the forecast that brought you to Moore?’ Carl was all about big tornadoes.” Yet he’d never witnessed the strongest: For all their talent for finding tornadoes, neither Young nor Samaras had ever encountered an EF-5.

    Eleven days later, violent supercell thunderstorms were forecast near Oklahoma City. Samaras, Paul and Young met Cathy Finley and Bruce Lee in Guthrie, 30 miles away. They’d arrived in the Cobalt, with three turtle probes in the trunk, leaving the kahuna back in Kansas. Looking back, some of Samaras’ colleagues were surprised by his decision to use the Cobalt to attempt to deploy a probe. The four-cylinder, two-wheel-drive sedan would have been weighed down with three grown men and three heavy probes. Tony Laubach, a TWISTEX team member who had driven one, likened it to a pizza-delivery car. “It did fine,” he said. “I chased with it for many years. But it didn’t handle some roads so good. It didn’t handle high winds.”

    It was, however, economical, and TWISTEX operations were on a shoestring.

    Young was a little frustrated, Finley recalls. They’d missed a strong tornado a few days before because of Samaras’ research obligations. They weren’t about to miss the setup forming over Oklahoma, predicted to explode the following day. But Finley and Lee told them they would not be joining them for this chase. They were wary of pursuing tornadoes into densely populated areas. As they’d seen in Moore, the roads tended to clot with panicked people and the growing ranks of amateur storm chasers.

    Inside the nerve center at the National Weather Service Forecast Office in Norman, Oklahoma, a team of meteorologists peered into monitors, their faces bathed in the primary colors of Doppler radar imaging. Along one wall, a battery of flat-screen televisions was tuned to the Weather Channel and local news. Despite the boiling in the atmosphere west of Oklahoma City, the room was quiet.

    Meteorologist Jonathan Kurtz saw a complex system of storms merging, and he needed to know where they were headed. Warm, dry air was blowing out of the Rocky Mountains and rising in their lee, leaving a void of low pressure. Warm, moist air from the Gulf of Mexico rushed into the void along this imaginary boundary, known as the dryline, which was sitting right over central Oklahoma. The Gulf air wanted to rise, but it was being blocked by a cap of dry desert air.

    Atmospheric instability was building. Once it was warm enough near the surface, probably by late that afternoon, the Gulf air would punch through the cap. Soon, it would meet the cold, 85 mph jet stream from the north. At the same time, the vacuum created below would draw strong southerly winds. The differences in wind speed, elevation and direction of these two currents, known as wind shear, were getting ready to set this unstable air mass spinning. That was the stuff of all supercell thunderstorms. What alarmed the forecasters was the off-the-charts strength of its ingredients. Kurtz knew something big was about to happen.section break

    Samaras and Young lost sight of the tornado in the rain, but they would have known at least that it was a mile away. They were in position. They would have seen Dan Robinson driving ahead of them.

    As Robinson paused at Highway 81, he would have seen them pull up right behind him, along with the gauzy curtain of the tornado’s outer circulation. Because Young’s camera was later found, we know a little about what transpired in that car until the final minute or two.

    Samaras took a call from a reporter as Young steered along the dusty back roads. Young seemed annoyed: Samaras was supposed to be the navigator, and Young needed to know what the roads ahead looked like; they had a habit of dead-ending unexpectedly. Samaras rushed the reporter off the phone, and they began discussing their next move.

    Again and again, Samaras told Young to slow down and let the tornado get ahead of them, worried it might cut them off. But Young wanted to get farther east, to deploy a probe ahead of it. Samaras, who always made the final call in deployment situations, didn’t override him.

    They commented on how poor the visibility was becoming. They sounded confused, disoriented. Samaras said he wasn’t sure he could see the funnel anymore.

    But it was still there, growing, hooking and doubling in speed. It’s likely they were in its outer circulation, though they almost certainly didn’t realize it. Because Young put his camera down on the floorboard, there was only the sound of heavy rain, wind and their voices. No one in the car was panicking. At the end of the video, perhaps a minute or two before the tornado overtook them, Samaras said in a matter-of-fact tone: “We’re in a bad spot.”

    Robinson’s rear dash cam tells the rest of the story. At 6:20 p.m., as Robinson fled, the thin, drifting miasma gave way to something opaque and iron gray. Headlights behind him shrank farther and farther into the distance. As Robinson was pummeled by rain bands and 100-mph winds, the camera lost track of them.

    A few moments later, Samaras’ car crested a rise and was seen as little more than two points of light in the gathering dark. For the first time, it was as though the tornado had shed the cloak and offered the men a glimpse of itself. Its outline stood sharply against the dim horizon.

    But in a matter of seconds, it swelled to 2.6 miles wide, and its sharp edges were lost again in currents of rain. As it closed in at up to 60 mph, everyone in that car likely knew what was about to happen. Samaras’ son Paul probably trained his video camera on the tornado right up until the very end, members of TWISTEX say. But that camera was never found.

    In the last existing images of the three men alive, their headlights shone brightly as the clouds above lowered and a dark wall swallowed the horizon. They were obscured for a moment by a sheet of rain running down Robinson’s rear window. They reappeared as the faintest of lights and glimmered once more. Then, in an instant, the wall moved into the road and they were extinguished.

    Ahead of them, the way before Robinson cleared. Behind, through the rain-streaked window, there was nothing — no gravel road, no trees, no wheat fields, no sun or sky. It was as though the world had ended there.

    Robinson stopped 400 yards away. The post oaks along the road bowed toward the tornado as the storm drew wind to its core. He would always question what he did next. He would come to see differently the act of stopping, pulling his video camera from the back seat, and crow-hopping with the 80 mph gusts at his back, tearing a shoe from his foot. He knew he had gone out that day and met some other thing that he was not equal to. He knew it when a two-inch hailstone opened up a bleeding gash over his left eye. He knew it when he was sheltering in the ditch and the tornado’s outer circulation shattered his Toyota’s rear window and waylaid the world around him.


    Once the hail had passed, Sergeant Doug Gerten of the Canadian County Sheriff’s Office got out of his SUV to investigate a car sitting in a canola field. He knew it was a car only because it had a single wheel left, with the Chevy emblem on the hubcap. Otherwise, it was unrecognizable, as though it had been cubed by a salvage yard’s compactor. “There wasn’t a straight piece of metal on it,” he says.

    He could see that there was a person inside, still wearing his safety belt. He confirmed the man was dead and removed his wallet and took out the driver’s license. Gerten watched Storm Chasers, and he knew exactly who Tim Samaras was. As he began his search, he found the Cobalt’s motor half a mile away. He noted gouges in the wheat field where the car had been driven into the soil.

    Judging by where the debris field began, the car had been carried nearly half a mile before it was dropped vertically on its rear end. Somewhere in between, deputies found Young in a ditch. Paul’s body wouldn’t be located until early the next morning. The fire department cut Samaras out of the Cobalt, and a wrecker hauled it off. Gerten met Kathy Samaras a few days later. She had come to see where her husband and son had died.

    “You’ve got to admire the lady,” Gerten says. “She’s held up better through this than I would have.”

    At a memorial in Littleton, Colorado, she said she didn’t know how she was still standing.

    From time to time over the next month or so, Gerten drove down that stretch, looking for the equipment he knew must still be out there. On July 3, he caught sight of a small black object, half submerged in the creek. He stopped, clambered down into water that was only a few inches deep, and came up with Young’s camera.


    The day after the storm, Gabe Garfield of the National Weather Service set out from Norman with a team to explore a savaged landscape. Little had actually been damaged, primarily because the tornado had passed through unpopulated farm country. The most incredible evidence he saw was in high-resolution Doppler images collected by the University of Oklahoma.

    Most tornadoes of that size maintain a fairly straight heading and make a left turn as they weaken. This tornado’s arc turned sharply, growing in size, speed and intensity. The 2.6-mile-wide wedge was incredible. Inside were swarms of sub-vortices, 200-yard-wide tornadoes within the tornado, whose wind speeds approached 300 mph. It “was designed to kill storm chasers,” in the words of veteran chaser Amos Magliocco.

    On a recent afternoon, beneath a wide dome of sky over the Southern Plains, barbwire lay in coils in the ditch. Steel fence posts laid bent and flat against the earth. A single headlight, the kind belonging to a sedan, sat just off the road. Pieces of metal and glass glinted in the field, where the car would have been carried.

    Close by, a stained wooden board had been driven into the ground and etched with initials: TS, PS, CY, all arrayed around a pair of wings with a twister in between. It said: R.I.P., TWISTEX, 5-31-13. Next to it was a bouquet of silk daisies and roses, a tiny American flag and a car’s gray floor mat. For an hour, not a single car or truck passed through this remote stretch of road. There was only the sound of the wind blowing down.


    Matt Grzych will always wonder why Samaras, Paul and Young were in that place at that moment. Were the winds and the weight of three men too much for the Cobalt? Did the engine fail? Did they blow a tire? Or had they simply been playing the odds for too long?

    “Everyone had that false impression in their minds, that we’re too good, that we’ll always beat it,” he says. “As humans, we think of it as a solid object. We plan our actions around a solid object. But they’re ghosts. They’re in one place and can appear in another.”

    Their deaths have forced the insular storm-chasing community to search its soul. None from their ranks had ever died in a tornado. And this wasn’t some amateur yahoo with an iPhone. Samaras was the godfather of this pursuit. Now he and the compacted hull of his white Chevy Cobalt had become the glaring evidence of their own fallibility. If so great a man could not save himself, how could any?

    Yet Dan Robinson had saved himself, a fact that had not ceased to puzzle him. He had stopped and filmed the thing as it passed, barely out of its reach. He should have been poring over the incredible, once-in-a-lifetime footage his video cameras had captured. But he couldn’t bring himself to look at any of it for days.

    When he finally saw those headlights, Robinson was plagued by the same questions that plagued Grzych. “I’ve thought about this hundreds of times,” he says. “I can’t imagine they were doing anything different than me. I wonder why they slowed down and got so far behind.”

    He’s haunted by the blind randomness of it all. Had the tornado’s arc been just a degree wider, he isn’t so sure he would have survived. He was about to run out of road.

    “There’s always been chasers who pushed the limits, got too close, and I’ve certainly done that a few times myself,” Robinson says. “You’d think maybe it should have been somebody who did something reckless or careless. It shakes you up when you realize that someone with his experience can end up in that situation.”

    One of things Samaras loved about the study of tornadoes was that it remains a wide-open frontier. So many fundamental questions go unanswered.

    And perhaps that’s what is so maddening about what happened to Carl Young and Tim and Paul Samaras. There is no simple explanation, no single factor. As unknowable as the chain of random events that give rise to tornadoes is, so too was the series of decisions that ended three lives.