Missouri's Rejected License Plate Names Prove We Are Pure Trash [PHOTOS]

Thanks to a Sunshine request filed by the Springfield News-Leader, we now know that the state's Department of Revenue is preventing Missourians from expressing their true selves via vanity license plates like HAVE2P and THTASS.

Last year, the DOR rejected 471 applications for vanity plates. That's 471 dashed hopes. 04FKSK!

Each rejected vanity cost Missourians $15 for the application fee. The DOR's website clearly states that plates "offensive to good taste or decency" will be rejected. So whoever wanted FARTN (and just about every other plate on this list) must have known they were never going to see that 15 bucks again.

The DOR's censoriousness aside, we're pretty impressed by the creativity on display. Who knew Missourians had so many ways to talk about sex, masturbation and gas, all within six characters?

Also, special hat tip to the MAGA warriors who tried again and again to sneak past license plates designed to tell President Joe Biden to fuck himself — or simply encouraging him a la "let's go Brandon?" You guys just don't give up, and have 34 rejections from state bureaucrats to prove it.