What Your St. Louis High School Says About You
Here in St. Louis, everybody always asks you where you went to high school. Why? People use it as a quick gauge to try to find out how you grew up. Rich kids went to fancy schools, poor kids went to substandard schools, etc.
But with this question comes a whole lot of assumptions. People will assume certain things about you just because of where you went to high school and many of those things are unfair or even mean — but some of them are hilarious.
Here's what people think about you when you tell them where you went to school in St. Louis.
St. John Vianney High School
You’re a south county hoosier and proud of it.
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St. Joseph’s Academy
You’re probably a snob.
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Saint Louis Priory School
You are smart and rich. Congratulations!
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St. Louis University High School
You’re smart, and your dad went to SLU High and so did his dad. Undoubtedly you will join the ruling class of this city — but is that such a prize really?
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St. Mary's High School
You’re a hoosier whose parents were too lazy to drive you to Vianney. Maybe that’s why you’re always picking fights.
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Thomas Jefferson School
You definitely were a prodigy of something growing up.
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University City High School
Your parents cared more about historic preservation than they did about your education.
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Ursuline Academy
You’ve definitely made out with a guy who went to Vianney.
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Villa Duchesne and Oak Hill School
You started drinking when you were 14.
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Visitation Academy of St. Louis
You have an ego that could accommodate a much greater talent.
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Webster Groves High School
It’s been a long time since you got that Frisco Bell… a long time.
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Westminster Christian Academy
You’re a Jesus freak.
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Whitfield School
Your parents had money but you weren’t very smart.
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