Oh, he's up for it, alright. He's up for Diet 7-Up and the babe in the white bikini. Could the NutraSweet be responsible for the borderline display of 'roid rage?
It's Lee fucking Majors! Six Million Dollar Man! Diet Rite makes men bionic.
Nothing says "masculinity" like Alex Karras, the Detroit Lion/pro wrestler-turned-Webster's-dad. He's the all-American man: football, wrestling, dad, drinker of Faygo Diet Redpop. He is everything the American man aspires to be.
