Rick Ankiel: Still a Wild Man!

This just in from the Memphis Redbirds, the St. Louis Cardinals' minor-league affiliate: At the team's August 10 game against the Omaha Royals, the first 1,500 fans to arrive at AutoZone Park in Memphis will receive a Marvel comic book whose cover "will feature the Incredible Hulk, Spiderman [sic] and Iron Man alongside Rockey and Redbirds outfielder Rick Ankiel."

Unreal'll trade ya an autographed copy of Tim Lane's Stagger Lee chapbook for one of them Ankiel comics, straight-up.

Hell, we'll even throw in a handful of Al Sharpton for Mayor campaign buttons.

-Unreal