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  • Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

    Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

    Update: St. Louis metro police officials have released new information on the suspect involved in the deadly shooting in broad daylight on Monday late morning. Our original coverage is below. Anthony Clark, 28, was killed outside of his home at the 5000 block of Cote Brilliante Avenue in the Ville neighborhood in north St. Louis — when a masked gunman fired shots into a car where the victim was sitting in the passenger seat, police sa.Below are photos of the vehicle wanted in connection with the homicide (the 46th this year in the city of St. Louis). The car is a newer model, dark green, four-door Audi A-6 with heavily tinted windows and with a U.S. government license plate #G122335K.

    Police say it was stolen from St. Louis city.

    An unknown black male exited the vehicle with a white bandana concealing his face — and opened fire with a black assault rifle, hitting Clark multiple times. He died at a hospital a short while later.

    Anyone with information is urged to asked to call CrimeStoppers at 866-371-TIPS (8477).

    Here are the photos of the suspect vehicle followed by our original post on the deadly shooting.

     

    Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

    All courtesy of SLMPD

     

    Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

     

    Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

     

    Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

    Original post: Wednesday, June 26, 8 a.m.: Around 11:30 a.m. yesterday, a masked gunman in St. Louis approached a vehicle and fired shots from a rifle at a man sitting in the passenger seat.

    The victim, whom police identified as 28-year-old Anthony Clark, was hit multiple times and taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead less than two hours later.

    Meanwhile, the suspect remains unknown and at large after fleeing from the murder scene in a blue Audi A6.

    The shooting happened on the block where Clark lived, police say.

    The incident took place at the 5000 block of Cote Brilliante Avenue in the Ville neighborhood in north St. Louis.

    Officials are urging anyone with information about this incident to call CrimeStoppers at 866-371-TIPS.

    Cops have no further details about the shooter other than the fact that he was masked and fled after firing bullets into the car.

     

    Cops: Anthony Clark Killed By Masked Suspect With Assault Rifle In Broad Daylight (UPDATE)

    via Google Maps

    Clark is the 46th homicide victim in the city of St. Louis in 2013.

    Here’s the full incident report from SLMPD.

    Incident: Homicide
    Location: 5000 block of Cote Brilliante
    Date/Time: 06/25/13 @ 11:25 -11:30
    Victim: Anthony Clark, 28-year old black male of the 5000 block of Cote Brilliante
    Suspect: Unknown
    The victim was shot as he sat in the passenger seat of a vehicle in the 5000 block of Cote Brilliante. A masked gunman approached the vehicle and shot the victim multiple times with a rifle. The gunman fled the scene in a blue Audi A6. The victim was transported to an area hospital where he was listed in critical/unstable condition and later pronounced deceased. The investigation is ongoing.

    Send feedback and tips to the author. Follow Sam Levin on Twitter at @SamTLevin.

  • Homicide No. 31: Terrance Morgan, 41, Shot Several Times in Head, Found in Alley, Cops Say

    Homicide No. 31: Terrance Morgan, 41, Shot Several Times in Head, Found in Alley, Cops Say

    Terrance Morgan, 41, is the 31st homicide victim in the city of St. Louis in 2013.Morgan, who lived on Stoddard Street in the Jeff-Vander-Lou neighborhood of north St. Louis, was found on the ground in a rear alley at around 5 p.m. yesterday, police say.

    Witnesses told police that they heard gunshots and then observed a black man fleeing the scene in a vehicle.

    So far, police have few details in the shooting and are searching for a suspect.

    The shooting took place on the 2500 block of Ohio Avenue.

     

    Homicide No. 31: Terrance Morgan, 41, Shot Several Times in Head, Found in Alley, Cops Say

    Police say that the victim was found with several gunshot wounds to the head and was pronounced dead on the scene soon after.

    Here’s the full alert from SLMPD.

    Incident: Homicide
    Location: 2500 block of Ohio
    Dates/Times: 5/2/13 @ 16:53
    Victim(s): Terrance Morgan, 41-year old black male of the 2800 block of Stoddard
    Suspect(s): unknown black male
    Officer responded to several calls for “shots fired” and responded to the rear alley of the above address and located the victim on the ground with several gunshot wounds to his head. The victim was pronounced deceased on the scene a short time after. Upon investigation, witnesses reported hearing several gunshots then observing a black male fleeing the scene in a vehicle. The investigation is ongoing.

    See also:
    Homicide No. 29: Julius Caldwell, 34, Found Lifeless in Car, Shot Multiple Times
    Glenda Jackson: Men Rob Victims, Kill Woman as She Tries to Retrieve Property
    Terence Anderson Allegedly Kills Girlfriend, Shoots Her Daughter, Then is Killed

    Send feedback and tips to the author. Follow Sam Levin on Twitter at @SamTLevin.

  • UPS KILLED MY DOG: Bizarre Sign Pops Up in North County [UPDATE]

    UPS KILLED MY DOG: Bizarre Sign Pops Up in North County [UPDATE]

    Update: A reader alerts us that we weren’t the only ones who saw the sign. And it opened up their mind.

    Sometimes, stories are difficult to unearth and require insider sources and knowledge. Other times, they present themselves in screaming red and yellow letters on somebody’s front lawn.

    Daily RFT was taking a jaunt through north county when, just on the outskirts of University City, we happened upon the sign you see in the picture at right. It was strung up on a clothesline with letters as large as five feet tall: “UPS KILLED MY DOG.”

    What else could we do but pull over and attempt to learn more?

    First of all, let’s see that upclose:

    Now here’s a person to give a sense of scale:

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    We attempted to knock on the front door of the house, but were held back by a chained gate and a “NO TRESSPASSING” sign. After hearing movement and barking dogs inside, we yelled, “HELLO. WE UNDERSTAND UPS KILLED YOUR DOG.”

    No dice.

    We left a note and a business card, and vowed not to give up.

    We contacted all the surrounding police precincts to ask if there’d been any calls for service in regard to a homicidal UPS truck — a spokesperson for St. Louis County Police says there’s been no calls from that address in recent history. We even called UPS corporate headquarters. Surely, they must track incidents of canineicide…right?

    “I have no idea what’s going on with this one,” confessed Dan McMackin, a spokesperson for UPS out of Atlanta.

    But he was able to sketch out UPS’ general response to unfortunate incidents of premature doggy deaths.

    “If they’re off the leash, then that’s basically considered the fault of the owner,” McMackin explained, whereas if the dog was killed on its owner’s property, “we tend to have some sort of settlement with the dog owner. It’s obviously a very unfortunate thing, and very often dogs aren’t seen…they run under tires.”

    McMackin vowed to make some calls and get back to us once he knew more. We’ve yet to hear back.

    Which leaves us with maddeningly little information other than that which was presented on the gigantic sign, which — at last check — is still up. There was once a dog. He was killed.

    If anyone out there knows more, please throw us a bone.

    Update: The ever-helpful @stljv had this to share:

    While we found a reporter’s conundrum in the screaming sign, others were able to find higher meaning. Here’s an excerpt from Deborah C. Davis at the New Northside Missionary Baptist Church:

    A relative and I were on our way to Wednesday night Bible study when we saw a most-surprising sight in a yard on a main thoroughfare. The resident(s) of the home had placed giant black lettering over different colored background on material over 6 feet tall in the yard. The highlighted message, “UPS KILLED MY DOG”, made me wonder why the resident(s) had taken their grief to this excessive level. They were surely suffering and could not figure out another way to voice their grief. I questioned whether the dog had a soul and would be able to meet its resident in heaven?

    Click here to read Ms. Davis’ conclusion on the fate of our mystery dog’s soul.

    Follow Jessica Lussenhop on Twitter at @Lussenpop. E-mail the author at [email protected].

  • Slyman v. Slyman: Appliance Store Family Sues Each Other Over Trademark

    Slyman v. Slyman: Appliance Store Family Sues Each Other Over Trademark

    Company founders Bob and Harry Slyman in an early TV ad.

    Updated with comment from Tony Slyman of Appliance Discounters.

    Slyman. The name has been synonymous with household appliances in St. Louis ever since brothers Bob and Harry Slyman aired a commercial of themselves seated on top of the Gateway Arch.

    “Thanks for making us tops in town,” the jovial brothers crowed in the 1972 advertisement that took liberal use of the then cutting-edge, green-screen technology.

    Four decades later the Slyman Brothers appliance stores continue to operate with three St. Louis locations, though the family-owned business recently got some unexpected competition from within its own clan.

    In a lawsuit filed this year in St. Louis Circuit Court, Slyman Brothers alleges that the local chain Appliance Discounters is infringing on its trademark by using the name Slyman in advertisements and store signage.

    Appliance Discounters opened in 2009 and, according to its website, now has locations in Webster Groves, St. Charles, Ballwin and Arnold. Its owners are Anthony Slyman and his sister, Denise Bradley. Both are children of Slyman Brothers’ founder, Bob Slyman, and worked for the family business prior to venturing out on their own.

    In the lawsuit, Slyman Brothers accuses Appliance Discounters of affiliating itself with “Slyman Brothers” in radio advertisements and its website and using the name Slyman in other marketing.

    Per the petition: “Plaintiffs receive regular and repeated contacts from the relevant purchasing public depicting the confusion created by the references and uses defendant has made of the Slyman trademarks, directly inquiring into the affiliation or relationship between Slyman Brothers and Appliance Discounters, believing that Slyman Brothers has opened a new ‘discount’ store.”

    The suit seeks a permanent injunction that would prohibit Appliance Discounters from advertising, associating or referencing the term Slyman or Slyman Brothers.

    In a statement e-mailed to Daily RFT, the plaintiffs state:

    “Slyman Brothers has been in business for more than 45 years, and we have worked very hard to establish our business name, our reputation, and our client base. Our family has made many sacrifices to get to where we are now. We only want to protect our clients and our business. The name “Slyman” is associated with great appliances, great customer service, and Slyman Brothers Appliances. We are proud of our business, and do not want our customers to be confused any longer about who they are buying appliances from.”

    Appliance Discounters declined comment to Daily RFT and has yet to respond in court to the initial complaint. However, it appears the company has removed mention of Slyman Brothers from its website, as mentioned in the lawsuit.

    Update: Tony Slyman reached out to Riverfront Times a few days after this article was published to clear up what he thought was a confusing headline and to tell his side of the story. Below is his response in its entirety:

    For the record, Appliance Discounters is not suing Slyman Brothers as reported earlier in the RFT nor has any intention of doing so. We find it shameful and embarrassing that any brother and sister would do so to one another. In reference to the so-called trademark infringements Slyman Brothers is referring to, it is me Tony Slyman using my personal name in ads and on the front door of my business. We have never used Slyman Brothers in any ads. We also post my sister’s name, Denise Bradley, proudly in our ads and on our front door. Denise and I both feel blessed that our business has grown from two to thirty employees and is the fastest growing independent appliance retailer in the Midwest. We once stated in our bio on our website that we once co-owned Slyman Brothers which is true. It was removed long before the lawsuit when we changed our website. We feel there is plenty of business in St. Louis for all to prosper and are happy for their success. We only wish they felt the same for us. After speaking with our parents, Robert and Jerry Slyman who are the original owners of Slyman Brothers, they are adamantly against this baseless lawsuit and are upset that it has made its way to the media. It also states on Slyman Brothers website that my brothers and sister bought Slyman Brothers from our father. The fact is it was given to all five of us that were involved in the family business. My sister Denise and I gave back our stock at no cost when we broke off to go our own way.
    Respectfully,
    Tony Slyman

    Continue on to view television ads from Appliance Discounter (mentioning the owners’ names) as well as some classic Slyman Brothers’ commercials.

  • King Arthur Has Blue Balls (Flour Recalled)

    King Arthur Has Blue Balls (Flour Recalled)

    Let the record show that we made it till Wednesday of this week before receiving word of yet another recall occasioned by the possible presence of foreign objects in your food.

    King Arthur Flour has issued a voluntary recall of certain bags of its flour because of the risk that the bags might contain — and we’re just going to quote from the press release here because we wouldn’t even know how to paraphrase this properly — “the possible presence of small (7-9 mm) blue polyurethane balls that are used in the sifting process”.

    The balls “have a smooth surface and no sharp edges,” as ball are wont to do.

    See Also:
    Metal Mesh in the Biscuits, Plastic in the Sausage
    Kellogg’s Recalls Special K for Possible Glass Fragments

    King Arthur reports that not only have there been any injuries or illnesses related to this recall, but no consumers have actually found any of these blue balls in their bags of flour.

    Specifically, the company is recalling five pound bags of its King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour with the UPC code 0-71012-01050-9 and one of nine specific combinations of best-used-by date and lot code. It is also recalling five pound bags of its King Arthur Unbleached Bread Flour with the UPC code 0-71012-04105-3 and one of nine specific combinations of best-used-by date and lot code.

    You can view the complete list of best-used and lot-code combinations at the FDA website.

  • The Six Best Songs About Murdering A Significant Other

    The Six Best Songs About Murdering A Significant Other

    Ha! You got that song from Psycho stuck in your head now, don’t you?

    Valentine’s Day is upon us, a time to celebrate relationships or hate those celebrating. But for those relationships that don’t end well, here are the six best songs about murdering a significant other. Let us know your favorites in the comments, but we suggest using a public computer with an untraceable IP address.

    6. Wilco – “Via Chicago”

    Jeff Tweedy can make a line like “I dreamed about killing you again last night and it felt alright to me” sound tender. The opening lines of “Via Chicago” outline a murder fantasy, complete with a plan to dispose the body (“Buried you alive in a fireworks display”). This song would probably top this list if it song stayed in premeditation for its entire running time. But as is, it morphs into an ode to homesickness, and that feels alright to me.

    5. The Paper Chase – “A Little Place Called Trust”

    In 2002, The Paper Chase released an album of menacing indie rock entitled Hide The Kitchen Knives, which sounds like the interior monologue of a serial killer. I can’t pick an exact line from “A Little Place Called Trust” that speaks of killing a ladyfriend, but there is plenty of implication from the introductory beat made from knife sharpening sounds and the threatening lyrics (examples: “What do you take me for you motherfucker?” and “You deserve whatever you get because you are not the innocent”). The Paper Chase’s frontman John Congleton is a masterful producer whose credits include Strange Mercy by St. Vincent and Take Care, Take Care, Take Care by Explosions In The Sky, and you can hear his hyperfocusing attention to detail come to the forefront on his own band’s record.

  • Thirty years after a white minister’s son was beaten to death in the Central West End, one black man remains in prison. But there’s plenty of guilt to go around.

    Thirty years after a white minister’s son was beaten to death in the Central West End, one black man remains in prison. But there’s plenty of guilt to go around.

    There was that thing about Todd Weems. He and his friends would be partying and having a good time, and then someone would look up and Todd had disappeared.

    “He was outgoing, carefree, fun, exasperating,” says Earl Mulley, known to friends as Smitty, who developed a close friendship with Weems when his family joined University City’s Trinity Presbyterian Church, led by Todd’s father, the Reverend Don Weems. “But he really had a serious side. And the serious side didn’t get seen unless you spent a lot of time with him. I just loved the guy to death.”

    Thirty years have passed, but Mulley will never forget August 13, 1982, the night Todd Weems, home for the summer before his junior year at Southwestern College in Memphis, celebrated his 21st birthday in Forest Park.

    Doubtless, the others remember that night, too.

    There was Dave Durham, a U. City grad and close friend of Weems who organized the party; Gabe Katz, a U. City boy who not long afterward split for Brooklyn with his metal band Blind Idiot God. And a cohort who’d graduated from the storied John Burroughs prep in Ladue: The Taylors — twenty-year-old John and his sister Kate, twenty-two. Scott Lockwood, nineteen, son of KSDK-TV (Channel 5) anchorwoman Karen Foss. And big Dave Winkelmeyer, a rocker who eventually found a niche as lead singer for Rugburn, a long-time fixture on the local club scene.

    For August, the weather was unseasonably cool. The afternoon temperature had failed to reach 80 degrees, and as midnight passed, the mercury fell through the 60s.

    When Weems had a lot to drink, he would, as Earl Mulley put it, “go into his own little world.” Given that the pastor’s son had kicked off the day with a bottle of Champagne a well-wisher had left on his doorstep, by the time Mulley met up with everyone in Forest Park, he knew it wouldn’t be long before his friend tuned out. Mulley decided to call it a night before the clock struck twelve. No big deal — he’d invited Weems and Durham over to his place the following day for a birthday dinner. He said his goodbyes at the bridge over the lily pond east of Union Boulevard.

    Sometime after twelve o’clock the remains of the party adjourned to Lockwood’s house on Hortense Place, an exclusive block between Euclid Avenue and Kingshighway in the Central West End, lined with turn-of-the-century mansions. Suzy Rust, a recent Burroughs grad from Webster Groves, headed home with her boyfriend, but Lockwood, Durham, Winkelmeyer, Katz and the Taylors partied on. It was still summer, plenty of Busch yet to be drunk.

    And then Weems did that thing again. At about 2 a.m., the guest of honor silently walked away from the Foss residence, headed east toward Euclid.

    “Todd, don’t go too far,” Kate Taylor, Scott Lockwood’s girlfriend at the time, would remember calling after Weems. Dave Durham recalled that Todd “sort of waved us goodbye.”


    Just past 11 a.m. on Saturday, August 14, 1982, a janitor at Gene Lynn’s Cocktail Lounge on the corner of Maryland and Whittier — about a mile and a half east of the Foss home — noticed a man sleeping in the weeds of the overgrown yard adjacent to the bar. As he approached, he saw a young white male, fully clothed, lying face up. Blood oozed from his nose and mouth.

    The janitor flagged down a passing patrol car.

    As police canvassed the area, a homicide detective interviewed a desk clerk at the Windsor, a transient hotel on Lindell Boulevard a block from where the body was found. The clerk pointed to a black man sitting in the lobby who had been beaten up the previous night.

    Lindsey Washington, age 30, an unemployed military vet from Memphis, explained to the detective that he got drunk the night before, went looking for a prostitute with a friend whose name he couldn’t remember, got lost and was robbed of $20 by three black youths. Then at the corner of Maryland and Newstead, he met “an unknown white guy” who bummed a cigarette.

    “[T]hey began to walk together east on Maryland conversing,” the investigative report reads, “when at about 4470 Maryland, five negro male subjects, one armed with a long shiny colored pipe, for no reason began to jump on both of them….

    “He was able to get away…. [He] stated that the last time he saw the white guy, he was running east on Maryland and a couple of subjects were chasing him.”

    Detectives took Washington to the medical examiner’s office, where he identified the body of Todd Weems. From there they drove him to the crime scene, where he insisted again that he and Weems had been jumped by unknown assailants. The officers dropped him off at the hotel “pending further investigation,” and seized the bloodstained clothing he had in his room.

    An officer interviewed a resident of the 4300 block of Maryland who said he and a neighbor had been outside their apartment sometime after 1:30 a.m. when they saw two men, whom they’d later identify from photos as Washington and Weems, arguing at the Newstead intersection. The witness said the argument lasted five minutes, at which time the pair walked east on Maryland and stopped in front of his house. “[Washington] ascended the steps and asked them to ‘beat this guy up for me, will you beat this guy up for me?’” referring to the white man. Police also rang the doorbell of a house on the 4200 block of Maryland, where an elderly minister told them he’d looked out his window around that same time and saw a black man strike a white man with a pipe.

    As police learned more about Washington, they found that he’d spent two stretches over the past year confined at the VA’s Jefferson Barracks facility, where records indicated he “has a long history of alcohol dependance [sic], paranoia, schizophrenia and suffers from auditory hallucinations.”

    Though he insisted that both he and Weems had been attacked, under questioning he variously claimed his attackers were black, white and his friends.

    On Sunday, August 15, 1982, police arrested Lindsey Washington on suspicion of murder.

    Then the case took a new turn. The following afternoon a confidential informant told detectives that a resident of the 4200 block of Maryland, Stanley Barnes, claimed he’d been followed home from work on the night of August 13 by a black man and a white man who’d made “sexual gestures” toward him, then tried to rob him. Barnes, along with his half-brother and several friends, had “joined in beating up” the pair.

    The owner of the City Cousin restaurant at Lindell and Euclid, where Barnes worked as a kitchen helper, provided corroboration, telling police that when Barnes came to work on August 14, he’d told her he’d been confronted the night before by two men, one black, the other white. The men “had made some type of sexual gesture” to him and followed him home, whereupon Barnes and others administered “a good whipping.”

    Detectives apprehended Barnes at the restaurant. Under questioning he supplied the names of four fellow assailants: his half-brother Eric Clemmons, age twenty; a neighbor on Maryland, sixteen-year old Keith Fair; nineteen-year-old Antonio Hawkins, who lived with the Fair family; and twenty-year-old Gerald Williams.

    By nine o’clock that night, all five were in custody and telling various versions of the story the schizophrenic Lindsey Washington had supplied as an alibi: They’d been the ones who had attacked him and Todd Weems.


    When a reporter pitched Riverfront Times a story last year about a St. Louis man’s plea for clemency on his 30-year-old capital-murder conviction, my first inclination as editor was to turn him down. Stories like this too often veer from news to advocacy; it’s not my brand of journalism.

    A few days later, though, I took a closer look at the materials he’d sent me.

    The murder victim’s name: Todd Weems.

    I hadn’t known Todd Weems, though I’d gone to school with him at University City High. I’d first learned about his death only a few years earlier, from Suzy Rust, a woman I’d talked into contributing stories to the paper.

    She said Weems was part of a group of U. City kids she hung out with, that he was murdered in 1982 after celebrating his 21st birthday with her and a dozen other friends in Forest Park. She told me the party had moved to the home of one of the kids, the son of KSDK anchor Karen Foss, and that not long afterward, Weems — drunk, stoned and tripping on LSD — had wandered off down the alley, away from Foss’ house. He turned up dead the next morning.

    The reporter had no information about any LSD, nor about Karen Foss, who read the lead-in to Channel 5’s coverage of the killing without disclosing that the victim had disappeared from her home.

    Clearly, there was more to the story. I told the writer to dig up everything he could.


    Eric Clemmons was the first to go to trial, in the summer of 1983, on a charge of capital murder. Nancy Wagoner, a long-time parishioner at Trinity Presbyterian and a close family friend of the Weemses, was in attendance.

    Seated in the kitchen of her U. City home, Wagoner — the neighbor who’d left the Champagne on Weems’ doorstep the morning he was killed — says the murder “destroyed everyone.” Don and Ann Weems were vacationing in Kennebunkport, Maine, and police had to summon Todd’s younger brother, David, to the morgue to identify the body.

    “We had a hard time grasping how it could happen to this family, to the pastor,” says Wagoner.

    Throughout the four-day trial, the courtroom gallery was divided, with Clemmons’ family and friends on one side of the aisle, Weems’ contingent on the other. “It was almost like the bride’s side and the groom’s side,” Wagoner recalls.

    Weems’ friends testified. Though they stressed their friend’s good character, prosecutor John Bauer compelled them to elaborate on Weems’ drinking, drug use and erratic behavior. They weren’t alarmed when Todd wandered away. But they began to worry, and Durham, Katz and John Taylor piled into Winkelmeyer’s Chevy Suburban to search for him, to no avail.

    They gave up and went home: He’d pulled this stunt before, sometimes passing out on neighbors’ lawns. He’d always turned up safe.

    Winkelmeyer said Weems had smoked pot that night. Durham had told police that Weems had reported drinking three ales earlier in the day, plus the Champagne. “Durham stated that the victim purchased a case of 9-0-5 beer and drank several of those and then he started drinking some V.O. that he (Durham) had, further stating that the victim was pretty ‘wiped out,’” the investigative report reads. Medical examiner Mary Case testified that at the time of death, Weems’ blood-alcohol content was twice the legal limit. (The toxicology report did not include a test for LSD.)

    Speaking by phone from his home in San Angelo, Texas, where he works as a wine retailer, Earl Mulley says, “That was one of my biggest lessons of this whole experience: The fact that what I said in that police report” — that Weems “had used marijuana and other drugs” — “ended up in the defense counsel’s hands. Being that I’d lost one of my best friends, I was opening up to the police, hoping to help them in any manner I can, and then all of a sudden some of the things I said were being used to try to slander him.”

    Mulley finds it hard to believe Weems’ assailants weren’t familiar with Lindsey Washington. “I lived in that area. I knew who the guy was. He was always walking. I had found out that he lived in [the Windsor Hotel], and it just made sense — it clicked to me: This is what Todd was doing; he was helping this guy find his way home. Or just walking with him going home, just talking to the guy.”

    RFT attempted without success to reach Dave Durham, Dave Winkelmeyer and Scott Lockwood to comment for this story.

    Eric Clemmons argued that he acted in self-defense. Most damaging to his case were his own friends.

    Greg and Keith Fair and Antonio Hawkins testified that although the group had chased and beaten Weems, it was only Clemmons who’d swung the pipe. Clemmons, they alleged, hit Weems more than twice, couldn’t be restrained and, afterward, laughed that he may have killed the young man.

    Called to the stand as the sole defense witness, Clemmons insisted his friends lied to protect themselves. (Murder and assault charges had been dropped against Keith Fair and Antonio Hawkins.) He told the jury the group had found his brother struggling with Lindsey Washington and that after knocking Washington to the ground they’d spotted Weems. “‘That other guy’s with him — he robbed me too,’” Clemmons said Barnes told him. They chased Weems to the abandoned lot.

    “Where is my brother’s gold chain?” Clemmons shouted. “He swung a board at me. I scooted back on the ground. He stepped toward me. I picked up the pipe and swung it and hit him in the back part of the head. I swung at him again. By that time, this guy hit the ground.”

    Defense attorney Jack Walsh maintained that the eyewitness testimony was “shot full” of inconsistencies. “That’s why Eric Clemmons called them liars,” Walsh declared. “Because that’s what they are.”

    Added Walsh: “Even if you believe all of the [state’s] evidence, you have a bunch of people running amok under sudden provocation, under sudden passion.”

    Bauer countered that Clemmons was the liar, and that as he pursued Weems he’d “reflected coolly” on killing him. “When he had Weems on the ground, Eric Clemmons told the others to stand back because he knew what he wanted to do, and that was to kill Todd Weems,” Bauer contended, deeming the slaying “a classic case of capital murder.”

    Bauer, now in private practice, declined comment for this story. Dee Joyce-Hayes, who held the elected post of St. Louis Circuit Attorney from 1992 to 2000, was an assistant in the prosecutor’s office in 1982. “Had it come before me, I probably would have charged murder-second,” Joyce-Hayes, now general counsel for the bistate transit agency Metro, tells RFT. “Clemmons was guilty, there’s no doubt about that. It’s just that the circumstances led me to believe it was second-degree murder.”

    Nevertheless, after deliberating for four and a half hours, the jury found Clemmons guilty.

    “We have profound sympathy for the family and for the young man,” Reverend Weems told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. “We know they are feeling deep pain.” But Weems bridled at the notion that his son had participated in a robbery. “I don’t believe it’s the truth and nobody that knows [Todd] believes it’s the truth…. He practiced what I preach.”

    Nancy Wagoner still recalls the moment the verdict was read. “There was no joy, we didn’t clap or cheer, because there was another life lost,” Wagoner says. But, she adds, “The fact that they beat him to death and then left him — we felt justified. We had hoped this was behind us, that the conviction would bring closure.”

    In imposing a life sentence, St. Louis Circuit Court Judge Jack L. Koehr stipulated that Clemmons serve a minimum of 50 years before he’d be eligible for parole. Clemmons was sentenced to ten years, to be served concurrently, for assaulting Washington.

    A year later at Stanley Barnes’ trial, the Fair brothers and Antonio Hawkins reprised their roles as star witnesses for the prosecution. Unlike his half-brother, Barnes had a private attorney, Doris Black, to represent him. Black pointed out that the Fairs’ father, Joseph Edward Fair, was a deputy sheriff, and that another member of the group that night, Dewayne Fair, had since become a deputy sheriff. While cross-examining the latter, she asked rhetorically, “Isn’t it a fact, Mr. Fair, that none of you got arrested and charged because you all stuck together with your stories?”

    The jury convicted Barnes of second-degree murder. He was sentenced to twelve years and was freed in 1989. Barnes, now a paralegal, says, “The overaggressive prosecutor along with their father gave [the Fair brothers and Antonio Hawkins] direction on what to say. [Weems] had every opportunity. It was his choices that brought him to that situation. We were poor, we were black. The only thing they cared about was a conviction.”

    Joseph Fair, the now-retired deputy sheriff whose sons turned the state’s witnesses against their childhood friends Clemmons and Barnes, rejects any suggestion that he shielded the boys from charges or that they testified out of self-preservation.

    “Eric’s pissed off because he’s the one that got the time, and he’s implicating other people in it. This is nothing new. He said that back then,” Fair asserts, adding, “If his jury had some blacks on it, he would have gotten less time. It was because Weems was a white boy.”

    Dewayne Fair, who works for the city’s parking-enforcement division, declined to comment for this story; the other Fair brothers did not respond to interview requests relayed via their father.

    Gerald Williams avoided incarceration via plea bargain, and he served five years’ probation. “Eric did hit [Weems] in the head, it wasn’t a pipe, it was a piece of aluminum,” Williams, now a St. Louis County bus driver says. “Keith Fair hit him with a boulder. ‘Rat’ (Antonio Hawkins) was stomping on his head. [After my release] I told Antonio, ‘You didn’t have to lie.’ He said he couldn’t take jail and was sorry.”


    Suzy wasn’t a friend, exactly, but someone whose social circle had merged with mine for a brief time between high school and college.

    She was blond and bright and funny. She grew up in stodgy Webster Groves, graduated from the old-money private school John Burroughs in a separate cultural universe from mine. To a U. City kid like me, she had a sophisticated air of the exotic. We ran into one another a few times. She flirted. My heart went pitter-pat. She went off to Boston in the fall and I didn’t.

    I left St. Louis in the mid-1980s but came home in 2004 to helm this paper. When I discovered Suzy was still living here and blogging about her passion for kitsch, I persuaded her to write blurbs about junk stores and flea markets for our annual “Best of St. Louis” series. Then came pieces for our food blog and, eventually, a few full-length features.

    “I felt his arm around me when I took a walk the other day,” Suzy writes in an e-mail to my request that she elaborate about Todd. “He called me ‘Suze’ as soon as we met, which usually only my oldest friends do. He looked like a young Keith Richards, complete with fangs and jack-o’-lantern grin. He had that indefinable ‘it.’”

    She writes that she was “utterly repelled” by Karen Foss’ coldhearted response to the tragedy. “‘Maybe Todd’s death will make all of you reconsider how much you party,’” she says Foss scolded Weems’ friends the day of the funeral. “I remember how utterly repellent that sounded. If anything, Todd’s death made us party harder. Only it wasn’t fun any more.”

    Now retired and living in Santa Fe, Karen Foss didn’t respond to requests for comment relayed through her daughter.

    Another prominent local newscaster, KMOX (now KMOV-TV Channel 4) anchorman Julius Hunter, had a connection to the case: He was a member of Don Weems’ congregation at Trinity. “That group of kids that hung out in Forest Park were known to be enshrouded in a cloud of marijuana,” relates Hunter, who says he helped the Weems family navigate media requests and avoided covering the story owing to the potential conflict of interest. “I vaguely remember a memorial service for Todd [in] Forest Park. We all had balloons, and after some words of tribute we ceremoniously released the balloons into the skies. There wasn’t a dry eye at that point,” Hunter says.

    “I realize from my memories that I only knew Party Todd,” Suzy tells me. “Maybe that’s all there is to know of any teenager. He was a nut and a great guy and his death was my first real taste of bad.”


    “I do regret it now,” says Eric Clemmons, now age 50, seated in the bare visiting room at Missouri’s Southeastern Correctional Center near Cape Girardeau. “The [older convicts] told me to take a plea bargain. They said, ‘You’ll be out within eight years.’ It seemed like way too much time.” Clemmons says he turned down an offer of 25 years for second-degree murder, choosing to take his chances with a jury trial for what he believed was an act of self-defense.

    Today the patch of ground where Todd Weems’ body was discovered is covered by a Schnucks parking lot. But in 1982 Maryland Avenue still began at Sarah Street. The predominantly African-American eastern fringe of the city’s Central West End was undergoing a period of uncomfortable transition. Neatly kept homes stood beside unkempt vacant lots. Working-class black households were hemmed in by seedy bars and a booming drug trade; patrons of Gene Lynn’s Lounge had been known to open fire on patrons of the J.C. Lounge. “The Stroll,” the infamous stretch of Washington Avenue where Lindsey Washington had gone looking for sex that night, was a quarter-mile away.

    “We spent time every day together on Maryland,” recalls Clemmons, who by the early 1980s had moved with his mother to the municipality of Pine Lawn in north county while his half-brother Stanley remained in the city, in the house their great-grandfather owned and where Clemmons had grown up. Clemmons remembers how, for privacy, he and his friends would “unhook one of the streetlights and it would darken half the block.”

    On the night of August 13, Clemmons was leaning against his Buick LeSabre on the southwest corner of Whittier at Maryland, listening to R&B playing on the stereo. With him were the Fair brothers — Greg, Dewayne, Darrell and Keith — whose father was a deputy sheriff, and who lived with their mother right across Maryland from Clemmons’ great-grandfather. Antonio Hawkins, who lived with the Fairs, was there, too, plus Gerald Williams and Darryl Wiley. Some of the guys had just gotten off from a shift at Gene Lynn’s, others had seen the Gap Band downtown at Kiel Auditorium. Clemmons, who’d dropped out of Vashon High School, was unemployed.

    His memory of the night of the murder is hazy. “We’re sitting there. Somebody says, ‘Stanley’s hollering he’s being robbed!’ Everybody got to running down there.” He told police that the friends found Barnes fighting with Washington, whom they beat until he fled. They knocked down and beat Weems on Maryland, then chased him across Whittier into the lot behind Gene Lynn’s. That’s where Clemmons says he picked up a pipe and hit Weems twice in the head. He claimed he hadn’t known Weems had died. And though his statement at the time mentioned nothing about it, he maintained at trial (and has continued to insist) that he picked up the pipe in self-defense after Weems swung a board at him.

    The entire episode — racing down Maryland, pummeling Washington, the lethal beating of Todd Weems, began and ended in a matter of two minutes.

    “In that neighborhood, you had to take people at face value,” Clemmons says. “Most white [people] out at that time of night — they’re hustlers or looking to buy drugs. My little brother was being robbed. We saw it as a threat. Todd Weems made a mistake in causing the problem, but I compounded it by overreacting.

    “The Fairs were the people I was closest to in the world,” he adds bitterly. “I considered myself part of the Fair family. Greg put me away. That’s how I feel about it. I would like to ask them, ‘Why did you have to embellish the truth?’”

    Clemmons’ mother, Carole Blocker, now lives in Black Jack, having retired after a career as a bookkeeper for a tool company. “We didn’t come from a bad background,” Blocker says. “My grandparents were ministers. Eric and Stanley were good boys. This one incident ruined their lives — it’s almost the same as if Eric died.

    “The Weemses are still deeply hurt,” she goes on. “I do feel for them. But they have to search their hearts and ask: ‘Why was my son in that area and with [Lindsey Washington]?’ This was a manslaughter case. Eric’s lawyer was drunk and didn’t do anything for him.”


    Transported to the maximum-security Missouri State Penitentiary in Jefferson City at age 21, Clemmons was unprepared for prison. “I was very green,” he says now. “I was very friendly. You cannot be friendly without suffering some kind of consequences.”

    For Clemmons the consequences took the form of a cellmate, Henry Johnson, who Clemmons says made persistent sexual advances, which he violently rebuffed. Ultimately prison officials moved Clemmons to another cell.

    Not long afterward, on August 7, 1985, Johnson was stabbed outside a housing unit. The scene was chaotic and crowded, but a guard ID’ed Clemmons as the assailant, and when Johnson died of his wounds, Clemmons found himself on trial for murder again. Three fellow inmates testified on his behalf, but the guard’s version of events swayed the jury. In 1987 Clemmons was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

    As in the Weems case, he maintained his innocence. This time, however, he had material evidence, in the form of a memo that had been withheld at trial, in which another guard noted that an inmate who’d witnessed the killing had fingered someone else for the crime. With the assistance of a fellow Death Row inmate (Doyle Williams, who was executed in 1996), Clemmons filed appeal after appeal, before engaging the help of two attorneys from Kansas City, Cheryl Pilate and Charlie Rogers.

    In 1997 Rogers persuaded a panel of three federal judges to overturn Clemmons’ conviction.

    Undaunted, then-Missouri Attorney General Jay Nixon retried Clemmons in 2000. A jury acquitted him after three hours of deliberation.

    “He basically had written Cheryl with a desperate plea for help,” recounts Rogers, reached by phone in Kansas City, now with Wyrsch Hobbs & Mirakian. “It was poorly done by his defense the first time. Doing a decent investigation made a big difference.”

    Interviewed after his acquittal for an article in the Kansas City Star, Clemmons brought up the Weems case.

    “I can’t just sit back,” he said. “I’ve got to let it be known I want to be free.”


    Past high school “the party” went on: endless nights, college for some, reunions in town during summer breaks. Part-time jobs, profound conversations, guitar jams, perennially lit Marlboros. Weekend camping trips, east-side beer runs, no shortage of pot, coke when you could afford it, the occasional Quaalude or hallucinogen. At twenty we all had glazed eyes half the time.

    Suzy’s friends and mine. The orbits intersected only briefly, but “the party” was the same.

    Still, there were a few differences. My orbit was more culturally diverse, the U. City populace a laid-back bunch, even in an era known for its permissiveness.

    “What did we all do at that time?” Earl Mulley says, hedging when I ask him to elaborate about Todd’s drug use. “You know the time. You know what people were doing back then. You and I knew a lot of the same people. You go to [so-and-so’s] house, and you know what was going to happen.

    “And the partying [in Forest Park] was no different than that group of people. And you know we’re all sane and alive and everything from what we did. But how that cost Todd — for that to be the cause of what happened — that’s what I saw the defense was trying to prove.”

    Understand, it was a different time. The legal age to buy alcohol in Missouri had always been twenty-one, but in Illinois it was nineteen. The stigma attached to drug use didn’t extend much beyond heroin. Sex? At U. City any student could earn the state-mandated health-class credit by taking a sex-ed course taught by a gorgeous woman who put up posters with slogans like “Protect Your Lover/Wear a Rubber.”

    At least, that was how I grew up.


    As he’d told the Kansas City Star, Eric Clemmons had not spent his time in prison sitting back.

    He petitioned for a new trial, post-conviction relief, recalls of mandates, appeals of denials of appeals and, finally, the convicted man’s Hail Mary: a federal writ of habeas corpus.

    Chief among Clemmons’ contentions:

    • That the trial judge failed to give the jury the proper instructions regarding a potential verdict of self-defense, essentially ruling out the lawful use of deadly force;

    • That his public defender provided ineffective counsel, refusing to call witnesses and otherwise putting little effort into Clemmons’ case;

    • That the medical examiner testified at his trial that he had struck the fatal blows but at his brother’s trial testified that Barnes had.

    To the eyes of most appellate judges, the first assertion, though true, probably had no bearing on the jury verdict. The second pillar of Clemmons’ protest rang of boilerplate prison lawyering, and appellate panels likewise dismissed it. Yet in hindsight his contention sheds light on a troubling era of the state’s jurisprudence.

    In the course of this investigation, RFT came across a 2010 Missouri Law Review paper titled “Missouri’s Public Defender Crisis,” in which author Sean O’Brien examines how the system has been dogged by “heavy workloads, a lack of resources, and staff turnover for so long that many attorneys do not even know what competent representation is.”

    O’Brien’s Exhibit A: John M. “Jack” Walsh, disbarred in 1988. Walsh was Clemmons’ public defender.

    Walsh’s flameout began a year after he lost Clemmons’ case, when a jury sentenced another of his clients, Mose Young, to die for a triple murder that took place during a pawn-shop robbery.

    “Although Walsh was an experienced public defender,” writes O’Brien, himself a former public defender, “he presented no mitigating evidence on Young’s behalf. He had conducted no investigation…. He did virtually nothing to attempt to save his client’s life.”

    Walsh had inherited the case at the last minute, having just completed a major rape trial and another murder trial, back to back. “He had given no thought to the penalty phase of Young’s case,” O’Brien writes. “His workload did not permit it.”

    Reached by phone at the University of Missouri–Kansas City, where he now teaches law, O’Brien tells RFT, “Alcohol was Jack Walsh’s downfall. But it was parallel to his caseload. He was going from trial to trial to trial not having time to meet with clients. What he was capable of, even drunk, was giving the appearance of representation, because he had courtroom skills. He was flying by the seat of his pants. Someone looking in from the outside would see what superficially appeared to be a fair trial. When the defense lawyer is not functioning properly, that’s a significant contributing factor in improper convictions.”

    Riverfront Times was unable to locate Walsh for comment.

    Jay McKay, a public defender in the Middlesex Judicial District in Connecticut, was Walsh’s assistant at the time of Clemmons’ trial. “It was a really brutal period in the city’s criminal-justice system,” McKay recalls. “There was an unprecedented volume of cases. It was not something anybody could keep up with — it was just

  • Six Classic Insults by Mark Twain, In Honor of his 177th Birthday

    Six Classic Insults by Mark Twain, In Honor of his 177th Birthday

    Mark Twain insulted everybody. He was incredible.

    The great Missouri sage Mark Twain went after everybody: Congress, the French, Christians, school boards, mankind, the French.

    (He liked insulting the French).

    In honor of his 177th birthday today, we give you six of our very favorite Mark Twain disses.

    Classic Twain Insult #6

    “The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the
    American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman
    who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.”

    Classic Twain Insult #5

    “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

    Classic Twain Insult #4

    “Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”

    Classic Twain Insult #3

    “There has been only one Christian. They caught him and crucified him-early.”

    Classic Twain Insult #2

    “To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology.”

    Classic Twain Insult #1

    “France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.”

  • It’s Not Bonnie Blue, But More Like Her Just As Good-Looking Twin

    It’s Not Bonnie Blue, But More Like Her Just As Good-Looking Twin

    Whenever I say the name “Bonnie,” who or what is the first thing that pops into your mind?

    Probably the very famous (or infamous, depending on whom you ask) OnlyFans porn star Bonnie Blue, right?

    Well, what if I told you that she also had a twin sister of sorts who is ALSO named Bonnie, and is just as hot and gorgeous as Ms. Blue?

    Yep, you heard me right. There are precisely two Bonnies on this site now, and both are beautiful, blond, and absolute bombshells in their own right. And I can tell you that regardless of which blonde OnlyFans Bonnie you pick, you will absolutely be graced with the most beautiful bodies that you will find in just about any corner of this site.

    Now, before we dive into the goods, as per my very honest and very upfront nature, I like to let you guys know what kind of cold, hard cash you are going to be throwing down on these models. And believe it or not, Ms. Bonnie Locket is actually free! Yeppers, 90% free (I will tell you about that 10% caveat later on in the content section).

    So, for those who are strapped for cash in these crashing economic times, you can rest easy that you can finally get a bit of eye candy without burning a huge hole in your pocketbook.

    And without further ado, let’s see what exactly is up that skirt, down her shirt, and all around what you are going to be getting for such a low, low price of free.

    Content: 4/5

    Without a shadow of a doubt, the minute you get onto Bonnie’s page, you will see some fantastic pictures that will absolutely knock your socks off. It’s truly a treat to see such a beautiful woman who has long, flowing blond hair, blue eyes, a very toned tummy, along with some great breasts and an oh-so-perfectly tight and shaved pussy.

    To be honest, as much as I make the joke about comparing her to looking like Bonnie Blue, she really does have a lot of the same features that easily can make her your go-to free version if you are in need of a look-alike that is free.

    Within her content, you will find well over 3,000-plus pictures and hundreds of videos that range anywhere from your typical teaser with a tank top and booty shorts, all the way to full-on baring it all with her amazingly perky breasts and freshly shaved wet pussy that is to die for, as well as some in-between material of her chilling out in a nice, see-through lace bra and panties set.

    Though, to be transparent with you, the majority of her content really is more of the tease stuff than the nudity stuff. It’s more akin to where, for every one or two full nudes, there are 8 or 9 tease shots with her covering her nipples with her fingers or wearing a dress that almost shows the slit of her pussy. Not bad, of course, but you know she’s doing it in hopes you will pay for more.

    Which brings me to that 10 percent I was talking about! Because while it might seem like I am fawning over her and her content to sound as though it’s just a steal of a deal, there is one minor, albeit quite overlooked, part of her content that shores up that last 10 percent which I had mentioned earlier in the intro.

    You see, while scouring through the thousands of pictures and hundreds of videos that she has presented on her page, you find that in between a great-looking shot of her ass or a very tantalizing picture of her pussy, you will get a few photos that are locked behind a paywall, which, for the life of me, really doesn’t make any sense.

    I mean, what else would we be seeing that we already didn’t see in your free stuff that I need to pay $12 for?

    But overall, really not all that bad for what you are getting for free.

    Connection: 5/5

    As soon as I subscribed and got the overtly blatant “welcome” message that was attached to a pay link, I replied with my usual “pleased to meet you” and got to talking to her right away.

    Seriously, she has been one of the best women that I have had the pleasure to speak with on this platform. Because we actually were able to have a legit conversation between one another that didn’t feel as though she was pushing her services on me at every turn.

    I mean, yeah, sure, she did obviously have her moments where we would talk for a bit, but then she would say something cheeky about “Well, babe, if you really want to do that with me, then here’s a vid of me playing with my pussy to show you how wet I can get for you” with the link for payment to whatever video she was putting on me.

    That’s just the nature of the game, though. I am all here to respect the hustle that girls like this put on, because it’s way more inviting to have a bit of convo before buying, so as to make you at least feel a bit more than “just a client” in my eyes.

    Personalized Care: 5/5

    Now, I am not a thousand percent sure that she is actually a pro porn star, but if she is, you definitely cannot tell, because with the way that all of her photos and videos are laid out, it’s totally not some amateur hour here.

    Every single one of her pictures and/or videos is just a complete top-notch shot. The way that she has full-blown lighting and the way that she positions herself in each photo/video is something that you would more expect with an experienced porn star than somebody who is just doing this on the fly.

    And that’s a good thing! To be honest, I really wish more girls could be like this when presenting their content. Because I have been around the block long enough to see my fair share of porn pictures and videos from amateurs where you can just tell they are throwing up the iPhone/Samsung and snapping a quick pic in the dim light of the bathroom.

    But not Bonnie! She is working it like the pro that she is playing herself out to be!

    Overall Conclusion

    I can say with full confidence that you are going to totally be getting your time and money’s worth out of Bonnie, because for what she offers and how she speaks and presents herself, it’s like getting a perfect porn star right in your inbox.

    So go ahead and click on that sub button, and don’t look back!

     

    It's Not Bonnie Blue, But More Like Her Just As Good-Looking Twin

  • The Six Best Songs About Manifest Destiny For Thanksgiving

    The Six Best Songs About Manifest Destiny For Thanksgiving

    Let us reminisce about the first Thanksgiving, when the Native Americans said to the pilgrims, “In exchange for this bountiful feast, you have the rights to all the land and resources of this great country and permission to slaughter any indigenous people who dare stand in your way.” That’s how it went, right? Right? Here are the six best songs about manifest destiny. Let us know your favorite songs about white men unfairly killing Indians in the comments below, and remember the screams of the innocent when dousing your turkey with gravy this Thursday. Gobble gobble!

    6. Neil Young – “Pocahontas”
    “Pocahontas” mentions brutal attacks on Native Americans, the massacre of buffalo, and the practice of trading objects for women. Given the subject matter, it is surprising that Neil Young isn’t more pissed. He instead uses “Pocahontas” to reflect on the chain of events that made this country what it is today. He implies hypocrisy as he speaks of decorating his apartment with an Indian rug and smoking a peace pipe, watching the taxis drive on the land where Native people once lived. Young also name drops Marlon Brando, an avid activist for Native American rights during his lifetime. When he fantasizes about hanging out with Brando and Pocahontas, he doesn’t seem to be particularly putting himself in league with them. Rather, he appears wistful about situations that, for reasons buried in our complicated past and out of his control, can never be.

    5. Anthrax – “Indians”
    Metal bands love the story of early American settlers wiping out the Natives. There’s violence, evil, and the ability to summon the anger of the victims. It’s the same reason they love religion. Anthrax interpreted this wrath in the track “Indians,” a song whose moral is essentially, “we’re being dicks to these guys.” The band gets points for introducing its mid-song breakdown by yelling “War dance!”

  • R.I.P. St. Louis Hostess Plant; Most Delicious Field Trip EVER!

    R.I.P. St. Louis Hostess Plant; Most Delicious Field Trip EVER!

    To a child, a trip to the Hostess bakery was more alluring than a journey to Oz.

    It was with a heavy heart (and a sweet tooth of nostalgia) that I read news yesterday of Hostess Brands closing its St. Louis bakery. Apparently the maker of Wonder bread and Twinkies is in bankruptcy (How is that possible? Are we not still a nation of fat asses?!) and has promised to close any bakery where workers honor a labor strike.

    That threat proved real on Monday after St. Louis employees refused to cross the picket line. Some 365 local employees of the factory will lose their jobs. And while that is extremely unfortunate for the workers and their families, the fourth-grader in me cannot help but think of the thousands of St. Louis kids with no connection to the bakery other than this: For generations the Hostess plant was the most kick-ass school field trip ever.

    I still vividly recall my trip to the plant on North Broadway. I’d spent my entire elementary school career waiting for that moment. Older kids at the bus stop had gloated about it since I was in kindergarten. And now I had arrived. My classmates and I were finally old enough to — as a friend put it at the time — “go to the place where Ding Dongs are made.”

     

    R.I.P. St. Louis Hostess Plant; Most Delicious Field Trip EVER!

    We triumphantly boarded the school bus that morning already giddy about the sugar high we were bound to experience that day. And, spoiler alert, the Hostess plant would not disappoint. But before we got to sample the bakery’s confections, we were given hairnets for a tour of the plant floor. To my nine-year-old eyes, the scene was dizzier than anything Lucy would experience in the chocolate factory. Traveling past us streamed thousands of plump and luscious Suzy Q’s, raspberry Zingers, sweet and sticky Fruit Pies, spiral-swirled Ding Dongs and creme-filled Cupcakes.

    Right then and there every kid in Mrs. Robin’s class knew exactly what they wanted to be when they grew up. They wanted to be one of the employees in white uniforms and cotton gloves frantically packaging the sugary delicacies as they whizzed by on the conveyor belts. These people were true professionals.

    Though they were not perfect.

  • Five St. Louis Ghost Stories That Just Won’t Die

    “Ghost stories exist because most people want some kind of tangible connection to the past.”

    So says Christopher Gordon, director of the Missouri History Museum’s Library and Collections, whose job title requires that he devote some time looking into local tales of the occult and paranormal.

    Yet there’s another reason why we love our lore and gore. “Most everyone appreciates a good scare,” admits Gordon.

    That’s especially true this time of year as interest in St. Louis’ urban legends grows. Some of these tales, handed down from generation to generation, date back nearly 200 years to the city’s founding. Others were born around campfires within the past half-century. And while it’s easy to dismiss most of these yarns as an out-and-out fallacy or exaggeration, some fables refuse to be laid to rest — no matter how outlandish their claims. Here are five of those tales.

    Believe them…or not.


    The Bubblehead Family of North County

    On a windswept October evening, Carrico Road seems like the sort of place plucked right out of a Grimms’ fairy tale. The winding stretch of asphalt disappears from one bend to the next. Fallen leaves swirl across the pavement, and at least eight signs along the shoulder of the roadway carry the same ominous message: No trespassing.

    Somewhere in the thick woods beyond those signs, according to local lore, live the Bubbleheads. Some say they are a family who took experimental drugs that caused their heads to swell to the size of large pumpkins. The government — or the pharmaceutical company — bought them off and hid them away on this isolated road just south of the Missouri River in unincorporated Florissant. Others say that the Bubbleheads are an old St. Louis family with physical deformities from years of inbreeding. They keep to themselves, or they attack trespassers in a flurry of rage. Some stories about the area reference “hook men” who stalk the night, mysterious hitchhikers from the great beyond or simply ghosts with big, swollen heads.

    Yes, Carrico Road is the kind of place where urban legends are born, though ask local thrill seekers for directions there, and you will likely get blank stares. People know it better as Bubblehead Road, and they’ve been coming here for at least 40 years — much to the dismay of residents.

    A homeowner along Carrico Road who declined to give his name says interest in the myth seems to ebb and flow. Still, a couple times a year, he says, he’ll wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of a car stereo blasting at full volume or maybe the squealing of tires.

    “I know those are kids out there messing around, looking for the Bubbleheads,” he says.

    Dr. John L. Oldani, a retired professor from Southern Illinois University Edwardsville who has studied regional folklore for decades, says the Bubblehead tale follows a common pattern.

    “It’s one of those stories that relies on an FOF — a friend of a friend,” Oldani says. “People will keep telling these stories, but it’s always going to be a friend of a friend, maybe someone they know but can’t name, who saw the Bubbleheads themselves or who picked up the ghostly hitchhiker.”

    Still, might the myth contain a kernel of truth?

    John Goessmann, who inherited an old farmhouse on Carrico from his aunt and uncle six years ago, suggests there could be. He remembers a boy who lived at the far end of the street a long time ago. The boy had hydrocephalus, a medical condition that leads to swelling of the brain. Supposedly he would play outside wearing a helmet to protect his sensitive skull. Goessmann and others say the family moved away a long time ago — probably to seek privacy.

    Yet the search continues for the Bubbleheads.

    Randy Vaughn, a media-relations officer for the St. Louis County Police Department, remembers how trespassing and noise complaints kept him busy throughout the 1990s when he patrolled the area near Bubblehead Road.

    “We’ve issued so many tickets and violations out of there over the years,” Vaughn says. “Kids won’t leave it alone, especially in summertime and around Halloween.”


    Molly Crenshaw: It’s Hard To Keep a Good Woman Down

    Molly Crenshaw may be the most well-known woman in the history of St. Charles county. At Francis Howell High School generations of students pass along the myth of Crenshaw — a bitter Haitian (sometimes Jamaican) woman who was allegedly lynched as a witch in the mid-1800s after villagers blamed her for a devastating crop failure.

    In other versions of the story Crenshaw is a freed slave and a voodoo practitioner who cast spells on neighbors. Just before being murdered at the hands of the angry mob, Crenshaw warned that anyone who touched her grave would drop dead.

    Legend has it that townspeople chopped her body into quarters, burying them across the countryside so that she would never rise again.

    But the real Molly Crenshaw (actually Mollie Crenshaw), the one whose tombstone teenagers have been seeking out for half a century, wasn’t a witch or a murder victim or an Afro-Caribbean woman. According to the obituary that ran in the now-defunct St. Charles Cosmo-Monitor, Crenshaw was a schoolteacher-turned-spinster who quietly ended her own life one morning with carbolic acid she’d purchased from a drug store.

    The paper reported that she became despondent after losing her hearing with age. Crenshaw was also white, according to her death certificate, and died in 1913 — decades later than local legend has it. Moreover, she was buried not in four parts but in a difficult-to-find private family burial ground.

    To this day Crenshaw’s remaining descendents, relatives of her maternal uncle George Towers, have no idea how their ancestor became so infamous around St. Charles. It appears, though, that the legend really gained steam in the 1960s — a time when St. Charles was a hotbed for people interested in witchcraft. (Gavin and Yvonne Frost founded the the Church and School of Wicca in St. Charles in 1968 and successfully petitioned the IRS for recognition as an official religion before moving to North Carolina in the early 1970s. )

    “The family seems to think that the legend did grow out of the real person…. She had a really unfortunate life, and it was an intolerant time,” says Ray Castile, a local horror enthusiast and former journalist who has written several pieces on Crenshaw. “You can see how in schoolyards or something, people would make up stories about someone who was ill or disabled. There was so much stigma about suicide then. I’m sure it caused quite a commotion in St. Charles.”

    In the mid-1970s Crenshaw’s myth was so entrenched that the reference librarians at the Kathryn Linnemann branch of the St. Charles City-County Library started keeping a file of genealogical information and newspaper clippings about her. By 1979 Crenshaw’s popularity led the family to remove her headstone from their burial grounds.

    Not that that has stopped the fun.

    For several years in the early 2000s Joe Glenn operated a Molly Crenshaw-themed haunted forest in St. Charles county’s Rotary Park in conjunction with the St. Louis Renaissance Faire. Like other Francis Howell alumni, Glenn (class of 1978) remembers scouring forests and old graveyards looking for the plots that held Crenshaw’s remains. It was rumored that her severed body parts inched closer to each other with every passing year. In 2006 Glenn and some friends finally found the real Crenshaw’s gravesite after consulting librarians.

    “The funny thing is, we got there, and a few minutes later this big truck full of teenage guys shows up, and they’re also looking for Molly’s grave,” says Glenn, who now lives in Florida. “It’s a big part of local history.”


    Mark Twain’s Ghost’s Ghostwriter

    In the spring of 1916 a dozen ladies from
    St. Louis’ society set gathered around a Ouija board, hoping to channel lost relatives. Instead they claim to have conjured up the spirit of America’s greatest author, Mark Twain.

    “Every scribe here wants a pencil on earth,” the planchette spelled out as it moved across their board.

    Twain had died six years earlier with unfinished business, according to the spirit that identified itself as “Lazy Sam,” or Samuel Clemens (the author’s legal name). Mark Twain still had a few more books in him, and he had in mind the perfect ghostwriter. That person, participating in the séance that day, was Emily Grant Hutchings, a formerresident of Hannibal, Twain’s birthplace.

    One of the most celebrated journalists of her time, Hutchings had made a name for herself as a freelance writer for national magazines such as the Atlantic Monthly and Cosmopolitan, and as the anonymous pen behind the St. Louis Globe-Democrat‘s juicy gossip column.

    She was also a budding spiritualist who, with the help of a medium named Lola Hays, dived into the months-long task of transcribing Twain’s novel letter by letter through the Ouija board.

    In the fall of 1916 Hutchings published Jap Herron, the story of a Missouri farmboy born into poverty who becomes a cutthroat newspaper publisher. The subtitle of the work read: “A novel written from the Ouija board.”

    An editor for the San Francisco Chronicle marveled at the book’s authenticity, adding that two women couldn’t possibly invent Twain’s trademark profanity and sauciness. A review from the New York Times was less complimentary of the 230-page novel: “If this is the best that ‘Mark Twain’ can do by reaching across the barrier, the army of admirers that his works have won for him will all hope that he will hereafter respect that boundary.”

    Meanwhile, Hutchings soon found herself in trouble with Twain’s daughter, Clara Clemens, and the author’s former publisher, Harper & Brothers (now known as HarperCollins). Both sued on copyright claims, and Hutchings and her publisher agreed to discontinue publication.

    Henry Sweets, curator of the Mark Twain Boyhood Home & Museum in Hannibal, says that despite the embarrassment caused by Jap Herron, Hutchings and her husband, Edwin, remained committed to exploring proof of life after death. The couple never had any children, and Emily Hutchings died in relative obscurity in 1960 in her home in the Central West End. She’d reportedly suffered dementia for many years. In obituaries, few remembered her as anything more than the widow of Edwin Hutchings. No mentions were made of her literary career or love affair with the Ouija board.

    Miles Hochstein, the son of Emily’s grand-niece, says spiritualism does not run in the family. He recalls his mother referring to Emily dismissively, often mocking her claims to the spirit world.

    Hochstein, a professional genealogical researcher who lives in Oregon, says he tried to read his great-aunt’s novel but could never finish it.

    “If you pick up Jap Herron, you will see that it is more or less unreadable,” he says. “That was my experience, anyway. It is truly an awful piece of writing.”

    He says the family was never sure if Aunt Emily was a sincere spiritualist or a fraud out for a quick buck. According to family lore, Emily was the “alternative” sister, the one who often struggled to make ends meet.

    In 1932, Cyril Clemens published a book of letters that belonged to his famous cousin, Samuel. Included in the trove were at least two fan letters from Emily Hutchings from the summer of 1902, after she’d met Twain at a reading in St. Louis. According to Sweets at the Mark Twain museum, the famous novelist and humorist scrawled the word “Idiot!” on the envelope of Hutchings final letter before filing it away in a box.


    Monkey Business
    in the Lemp Family

    The boy was said to occupy the third floor of the Lemp Mansion in south St. Louis, striking fear in passersby who caught glimpses of him through the attic windows. The child seemed to be of a different world — half human, half primate.

    Some believed he belonged to beer baron William Sr. and his wife, Julia, who first occupied the 33-room manse in the 1860s. Others thought the boy was the illegitimate child of William’s adult son, William Jr., a notorious philanderer who took over the brewery and family home following his father’s suicide in 1904.

    William Jr. — like his dad — died inside the home of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in 1922. A third Lemp family suicide in the mansion in 1949 secured the legend that the property fostered evil spirits.

    But what about the lesser-known story of the monkey-faced boy? Did he exist, and what spawned that legend?

    Christopher Gordon of the Missouri History Museum believes the tale may have sprung from the attitudes at the time toward the mentally disabled. In the early 1900s eugenics was all the rage, and families — especially the well-to-do — didn’t want to be perceived as having “impure” bloodlines. It was not uncommon for offspring with physical or mental disabilities to be institutionalized or kept out of view in basements or attics.

    The monkey-faced boy was probably “someone with what we’d now call Down syndrome,” surmises Stephen Walker, the author of the book Lemp: The Haunting History, who has studied the story exhaustively.

    Walker says the legend of the boy grew in the 1970s when the Lemp Mansion opened to the public as a restaurant and inn and immediately caught the attention of ghost hunters and clairvoyants. At one point a psychic held a séance in the mansion in which a spirit allegedly confirmed that he was the monkey-faced boy and gave his name as Zeke. The psychic claims he told her that he died falling down the stairs in 1943, when he ventured out of the attic to look for his mother. That story — apocryphal as it may be — stuck.

    Adding to the myth was the rumor that the boy’s remains now reside in the family’s mausoleum, tucked away inside a crypt that carries only the generic label “Lemp.”

    But Richard Lay, vice president of Bellefontaine Cemetery and a man who has studied the Lemps for 30 years, says that is incorrect. There are only sixteen bodies in the Lemp mausoleum, and each is accounted for.

    “I’ve heard so many different variations of this story over the years,” Lay says. “People keep coming back to it, but the stuff about unmarked graves in Bellefontaine is just not true.”

    Andrew Lemp Paulsen, one of the last living descendents of St. Louis’ once mighty beer family, echoes that sentiment. He wishes the story of his ancestors locking up a so-called monkey-faced boy in the attic would go away.

    “It’s bogus. He never existed,” says the 27-year-old Paulsen. “People think the Lemps were just suicides and ghosts, but we weren’t. We’re a real family, and these were good people. To claim that they would do something like that to a mentally handicapped child is extremely insulting.”


    Zombie Road:
    Never a Dead End

    Long before the 1968 film Night of the Living Dead and Michael Jackson’s 1983 “Thriller” ushered in a preoccupation with all things zombie, there existed a wooded trail stretching along the hills and hollows of far west St. Louis county. Kids called it “Zombie Road.”

    Originally the path served as a crossing point over the Meramec River for members of the Osage tribe. When white settlers arrived in the 1800s, natives didn’t hand over the land or the crossing peacefully. In his 1883 history of St. Louis county, John Thomas Scharf reported that Native Americans regularly attacked early pioneers from behind trees and atop cliffs, establishing the area’s reputation as a place where danger lurked.

    Later, in the 1860s, the path became known as Lawler Ford Road and was used to connect the train station at the Glencoe resort community to the Meramec River. One of the first documented deaths along the path occurred in 1876 when Della Hamilton McCullough, the wealthy widow to a prominent St. Louis judge, was hit and killed by a train. Legend has it that McCullough’s ghost continued to walk the railroad tracks near the path following her untimely passing.

    Dozens of drownings in the nearby Meramec River over the past century cemented stories that the path and its surroundings harbored bad luck. In the 1950s a myth surfaced that a mental patient named Zombie met his end on Lawler Ford Road after escaping from a nearby asylum; only his bloody garments were ever found.

    Soon after, the trail earned the nickname “Zombie Road” — a hangout for teens to stage late-night parties. And in true slasher-film fashion, some of those teens allegedly experienced bizarre and gruesome deaths along the trail — including getting struck by unseen trains, falling from cliff sides and even one tale of a high school student who suffocated after huffing cooking spray.

    A schlocky 2007 documentary on Syfy titled Children of the Grave earned the trail even more notoriety. In the film paranormal investigators present photos and videos of “shadow people” who stalk the edges of the trail. The documentary claims that these shadow people are the spirits of children who “suffered horrible, horrible deaths down there,” possibly at an orphanage or asylum for the mentally ill.

    But there is no record of an asylum ever being located nearby, and the closest orphanage, a Catholic home that burned to the ground in 1885, was located several miles away. Newspapers reported no fatalities from the fire.

    In 2010 the trail (accessible near Ridge Meadows Elementary School in Ellisville) was paved and renamed Rock Hollow Trail. But that hasn’t kept thrill seekers from congregating along the path. Between January and Halloween of last year, St. Louis county police reportedly issued 83 tickets to people trespassing after-hours along the roadway.

    Greg Myers, an investigator with the St. Louis-based Paranormal Task Force (and one of the ghost hunters featured in Children of the Grave), says he’s starting to think some of the stories surrounding the path — such as the one about a mass grave of children hidden away in the forest — are pure urban myth. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t a good deal of supernatural activity on Zombie Road.

    “Some areas, environmentally, just keep people there for various reasons,” Myers says. “Zombie Road is an interesting place. There’s been so much tragedy there over the years, you can see why it releases these energies. It could be vortex or a portal to the other side.”