4 Word St. Louis Horror Stories
TOM HELLAUER
“Josh Hawley is here”
We have some very specific things that give us the chills here in St. Louis. For example, most of us would rather find a clown under our bed than Stan Kroenke. And is there anything scarier than the though of getting stuck in the little pod elevator at the Gateway Arch? *shudder*
Some of these horror stories are true tales, but some of them are just what we imagine in our most terrifying nightmares.
Explore the collection of four-word St. Louis horror stories below ... if you dare.
Peter Powell/EPA/Newscom
“Stan Kroenke is returning”
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“Arch elevator is stuck”
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DOYLE MURPHY
“Gregory F. X. Daly”
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JENNA JONES
“Imo’s doesn’t have Provel”
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Reuben Hemmer
“Parking at Busch Stadium”
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“State control of police”
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VIA SWADE CANNABIS
“Dispensary supply is low”
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STEVE TRUESDELL
“Rams leaving St. Louis”
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“Where is my KIA?”
10 of 24
Screengrab via
Google Maps“Parking in Brentwood Promenade”
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“There might be snow”
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“No thin crust pizza”
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Courtesy Matthew Sisul
“Sewer is flooding again”
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“Calling from the 557”
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DANNY WICENTOWSKI
“The Delmar Loop Trolley”
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“Eric Greitens for Senate”
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“State legislature has announced”
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PHUONG BUI
“Let’s drink MIssouri wine”
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