There are a few things we, as humans, cannot accept: Pineapple does not go on pizza, you pour milk after the cereal, and so on and so forth. But there are some things that only St. Louis would go to war for. Remember the time the entire nation thought we were weird for breadslicing our bagels
? Or just recently, when the rest of the United States found out about provel cheese
? We faced these debates with our eyes on the prize, and we still haven't been proven wrong.
Here are some hills that St. Louisans will die on (because we're right and they're wrong.)