You’ll go nuts for this chode abode in Cape Girardeau, MO. It has four bedrooms, four and a half bathrooms, a movie theater in the basement and, uh, good bones.
But it’s the pool with the blue balls (erected by previous owners) that your little swimmers will love. Call over some friends because you’ll really want to take your besties for a swim in these testes. This penis-shaped pool will get you and your visitors wet for sure. Or you can skinny dip in just the tip.
The only thing this properly manscaped property needs is a fence around the nard — er — yard.
For more information on this $1,295,000 property, visit the listing page
or contact Kathi Fish of Edge Realty at 575-335-8111.